Bachelor Party Fun

[Marxist]

About a month ago I hosted a bachelor party for my best friend. We tortured the poor bastard mercilessly and had one of the wildest nights in recent memory. What are some of the best bachelor party themes / activities you've participated in?

 

[Marxist]

STEP #1 ATTACH BACHELOR TO ATTRACTIVE LESBIAN. MAKE SURE HE'S DRESSED IN PRISONER OUTFIT W/ OPTIONAL BALL AND CHAIN (ACTUALLY A PAINTED BOWLING BALL SIGNED BY THE ENTIRE BACHELOR PARTY GANG)

 

[Guest]

Step 2!!!
What's Step 2???

 

[Marxist]

You asked for it,

STEP #2
MAKE UP ARBITRARY RULES ONLY THE BACHELOR PARTY CREW WILL REMEMBER BECAUSE THE BACHELOR WILL BE TERRIBLY DRUNK AND "IN THE MOMENT"
TO WIT:
1. BALL MAY NEVER TOUCH THE GROUND. ONE DRINK PENALTY
2. MUST DRINK WHATEVER IS OFFERED AND CONCUR ON ITS WHOLESOME DELICIOUSNESS
3. BACHELOR MUST DRINK, A MIN. OF 1 DRINK PER NIGHTSPOT VISITED.
4. MUST KISS ALL GIRLS THAT WILL ALLOW HIM TO. PRETTY, UGLY, OLD, FAT, SKINNY, EVERY KIND OF WOMAN THE CREW CAN FIND.
5. MUST DANCE ON TOP OF PIANO AT LOCAL PIANO BAR (IT'S A TRADITION AT THE PLACE BUT THE BACHELOR IS VERY VERY SHY AND TALL).

 

[Marxist]

EVER SEEN A 6'3" WHITE MAN DANCE ATOP A GRAND PIANO WITH A BOWLING BALL CHAINED TO HIS ARM? I HAVE. HOW FUCKING EMBARASSING.

 

[Guest]

Dude, that's hilarious!!!

Any thing else we should know?

 

[Marxist]

It's not hilarious exactly but my bud woke up the next morning in with a swollen wrist and bed full of sick.

Fun has it's price. As anyone named happy should know.

 

[shadowsource]

I've never attended a bachelor party -

I way prefer being with women, or mixed.