Awkward Moments:

Cashern

I am he that walks unseen
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Ever have one of those moments where someone says something that you REALLY want to say thats what she said and realize you just can't in good conscience say it?

Well this is a thread dedicated to moments similar to that. I would like to model it similar to FML. It doesn't have to be a "Thats what she said" or anything like that, just a moment where everyone in the room knows that someone just said something incredibly sexual on accident and hasn't realized it.

Names have been changed to protect the reader:

Cashern's Facebook Status: Drank too much milk I feel icky now ROFL

Katie: That stuff is like drinking cream... I feel icky just thinking about drinking a half gallon of that stuff.

Cashern:
Yeah... >.> about that... I feel kinda icky now does that count?

Mother of Cashern: Yum! A half gallon of cream would be pretty tasty going across my tongue, but anyone's tummy would rebel at being that full of liquid!
 
Ever have one of those moments where someone says something that you REALLY want to say thats what she said and realize you just can't in good conscience say it?

Well this is a thread dedicated to moments similar to that. I would like to model it similar to FML. It doesn't have to be a "Thats what she said" or anything like that, just a moment where everyone in the room knows that someone just said something incredibly sexual on accident and hasn't realized it.

Names have been changed to protect the reader:

Cashern's Facebook Status: Drank too much milk I feel icky now ROFL

Katie: That stuff is like drinking cream... I feel icky just thinking about drinking a half gallon of that stuff.

Cashern:
Yeah... >.> about that... I feel kinda icky now does that count?

Mother of Cashern: Yum! A half gallon of cream would be pretty tasty going across my tongue, but anyone's tummy would rebel at being that full of liquid!

hahahahah you poor guy.

That's why I thank god my mom doesn't comment on my statuses. hahahaha

Oh by the way....when I read your mom's response...my head was totally in the gutter.
 
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