Awesome editorial errors

[Que]

I don't even know. Even spellcheck doesn't like that one.

I would think the "riddens" would be the last, welcome discharge after a bout of loose stool.

You see a lot of that on the GB. Usually, shortly before a ban.

 

[gravyrug]

How do you show social statues...

There's the question. Carved marble base, or natural stone? Spotlights from below, or lamp posts across the path? 'Tis a puzzlement.

 

[butters]

You're very welcome, dear.

Mrs Rug & I trade these back and forth from our respective online readings. We laugh a lot at our house.

a house filled with laughter sounds a happy place
or an asylum - kinda depends on the quality of the laughter i suppose

I have only myself to blame as this is from one of mine from last year, I caught it while reading it to get in the mindset for a sequel.

"She opened her mouth, unleashing a torrent of lame"

It's supposed to be flame.

It's embarrassing, but one of those that I laughed my ass off anyway because we all know people who unleash torrents of lame whenever the open their mouths.

oh yes indeed *nods*

I would think the "riddens" would be the last, welcome discharge after a bout of loose stool.

You see a lot of that on the GB. Usually, shortly before a ban.

cute!

I felt the same way!!!

I think the comments are more funny than the errors!

absolutely!

There's the question. Carved marble base, or natural stone? Spotlights from below, or lamp posts across the path? 'Tis a puzzlement.

how do you determine how social they are? numbers per groupings? vol-au-vents? eye-contact?

 

[gravyrug]

Jodi reviled in the solitude

Doesn't seem like solitude would be very good for reviling. I personally prefer to do my reviling in person, although sometimes online works. Reviling in solitude just seems like something you'd only do when you're really depressed, or have low self-esteem.

 

[gravyrug]

please assist you're ageing Queen

Umm, Queen are ageing pretty seriously on their own, and don't really need assistance with it, thanks.

 

[RobDownSouth]

"Braves adapt well to defensive shitting"

...hopefully downwind.

 

[gravyrug]

I rose to my full height of six foot two and stretched, feeling my mussels pop after the long car ride.

They pop open when they're done, right? Why was he cooking them in the car? Was he cooking them in his pocket, somehow? That's the only way I could imagine he could feel them.

 

[gravyrug]

He rinsed the soap off and stepped out onto the map, dripping.

That is a terrible way to treat a map. They get all soggy and hard to read. I suppose it's better than dripping on a GPS, though.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

They pop open when they're done, right? Why was he cooking them in the car? Was he cooking them in his pocket, somehow? That's the only way I could imagine he could feel them.

Maybe he wasn't referring to seafood.

 

[gravyrug]

Maybe he wasn't referring to seafood.

Sure looked like he was.

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/mussel

 

[gravyrug]

their own house had burned down a month earlier, still overwhelmed with self-pity.

Umm, the house committed suicide?

 

[Weird Harold]

the rains greened up the planes ahead of them

Acid rain on copper-skinned airplanes? Or just dirty green planes?

 

[gravyrug]

Soon you will be ready to train, and together we'll concur the south.

"Umm, I'm pretty sure it's that way."

"I agree."

 

[gravyrug]

...dressed in a skin tight black catsuit, shinny black, but not as shinny as the zippered PVC boots...

Okay, I can see the boots being "shinny," but the whole suit?

 

[Weird Harold]

...1934 Model B Ford steak side...

People wonder why dogs chase trucks -- well except for this kind.

 

[gravyrug]

It felt so humid and dry outside.

I don't think that means what you think it means....

 

[gravyrug]

...we finished the principle shooting...

Principles make difficult targets. Principals, on the other hand, are probably universal fantasy targets.

 

[gravyrug]

If you can't enjoy the fruits of your conquests, hear the laminations of your enemies' women, then what can you enjoy?

So, what exactly does lamination sound like? I don't think I've ever heard anything when I've seen it done.

 

[Hypoxia]

If you can't enjoy the fruits of your conquests, hear delamination of your enemies' women, then what can you enjoy?

Fixed. With epoxy.

 

[Weird Harold]

my cousins and I were Paul bears at her funeral

I wonder who the pallbearers were while the cousins were being bears.

 

[gravyrug]

Fixed. With epoxy.

<applause>

I wonder who the pallbearers were while the cousins were being bears.

I've never heard of the Paul subspecies of bears. Or, apparently, werebears. Interesting.

Stealing herself against opening it, she carried it back to the house

How does one steal oneself, and how does that prevent opening something? Perhaps she had herself kidnapped so she wouldn't be in proximity to the thing-not-to-be-opened?

 

[butters]

this thread's a giver

 

[Weird Harold]

Any such books would be very lengthy tombs.

I knew books were full of dead trees, but I didn't expect stone monuments.

 

[phrodeau]

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/a...-widow-of-the-slain-navy-seal/article/2616171

News article concerning the SEAL raid in Yemen:

From claims that it yielded no new intelligence, to reports that several children, including Anwar al-Awlaki's eight-year-old daughter (an American citizen), were killed in the crossfire, the president is facing serious questions for green lighting the mission despite reportedly not having enough intelligence.

No comment needed.

 

[gravyrug]

Her father sat at the head of the table looking like the matriarch they all pretended he still was

Presented without comment.