Awesome editorial errors

[RobDownSouth]

Congratulations to @seanhannity for being the number one shoe on Cable Television!

Heeling our nation, one sole at a time.

 

[gravyrug]

Heeling our nation, one sole at a time.

He's beyond editing. Surreal performance art, but deliberately bad.

 

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Sarah was defiantly her mother's daughter

I've heard of children defying their parents, but how does one defy them by being just like them?

 

[OldJourno]

You want to read one of my award-winning headlines?

This guy is just plastered on the main drag. He drives through one fast food place and alarms the folks there so much they call 9-1-1. The guy moves on to another fast food drive thru where he tries to order, incoherently. That place also calls the cops and the guy is arrested just as he gets to the window.

The headline: Would you like DUIs with that?

 

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She became the conscious I never had.

Er, she was your self-awareness?

 

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he paced around her spacious living room, looking at the antic furnishings he imagined must have been in her family for many years

Dancing furniture? Or was it just running around?

 

[gravyrug]

"You're a hansom man." She says softly.

A horse-drawn cab driver?

 

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"Oh, yeah, just dandy. So, tell me, what do you have that'll put me in a comma the fastest."

Umm, a pencil, maybe?

One letter makes a huge difference.

 

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I'm afraid he's in a comma following a heart attack

Apparently it's going around. A grammar epidemic!

 

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the Russians were also sending a continent

The missing g makes a rather massive difference.

 

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It was like a switch was throne

Umm, electric chair?

 

[Saint Peter]

Hello W.Jesus!

 

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Hello W.Jesus!

Wow, has it been this long since I bumped this? Hi Petey!

but the reason she was there alluded him.

Umm, I do not think that means what you think it means.

 

[gravyrug]

knew a fantastic message therapist,

Did they specialize in email? Facebook? Twitter DMs? Post-It notes,even?

 

[Weird Harold]

Did they specialize in email? Facebook? Twitter DMs? Post-It notes,even?

 

[Angelhorse]

Did they specialize in email? Facebook? Twitter DMs? Post-It notes,even?

Believe me, you are definitely the message therapist! After all, laughter is good therapy! Oh my gosh! I couldn't stop laughing as I read this entire thread! Lol

 

[phrodeau]

A genuine Trump campaign ad.

https://i.insider.com/5f5bac297ed0ee001e25ed60?width=600&format=jpeg&auto=webp

 

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her stomach was not taught,

I, ummm, thought that was automatic, and not learned behaviour? Where do I sign up for stomach lessons?

 

[gravyrug]

Believe me, you are definitely the message therapist! After all, laughter is good therapy! Oh my gosh! I couldn't stop laughing as I read this entire thread! Lol

Thank you! New friends always welcome!

 

[butters]

wonderful thread, gravy

re-reading this was such a lift today

hope you and yours are all doing well

edit: ok, my face hurts now

 

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Your antics are going to give me a heart attic

This dude's heart is very odd. Maybe this should've been in SciFi/Fantasy?

Orrrr, is she gifting him with an attic for storing hearts? Horror?

 

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avenging angles of God

Is this that non-euclidian stuff Lovecraft was always going on about?

 

[Jasminelit]

I needed this today. To funny.

 

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I needed this today. To funny.

Yay! I like sharing the fun.

helped me to get into a program for guts in my condition

Uuuuummmm, gut programs? Maybe see a doctor about that one?

 

[gravyrug]

It was a simple ring, platinum with a princess-cut diamond, a little less than a carrot.

Even if it's a baby carrot, that's pretty big for a ring.