Awesome editorial errors

[gravyrug]

I just started reading this thread. By Post #5, I couldn't stop laughing.
This post was the one that had me laughing and wiping tears from my face. I couldn't go on for quiet a while!
Thank you for the laughs.
Subscribing!

You are welcome! I love these things, and cackle loudly when I come across them, so I just have to share.

 

[gravyrug]

but I know what is, and is not descent behavior regarding women."

So, is he talking about them going down, or is this about that horror movie with the women in the cave...?

 

[Magicscreen2]

So, is he talking about them going down, or is this about that horror movie with the women in the cave...?

I think we should absolutely start to refer to going down as descent behavior. It just feels right:

"Now, honey, that there was some fiiiine descent behavior. Strong work!"

 

[Weird Harold]

Royal Navy brakes into top 10 list of equality employers

With lots of sliding and smoking tires, one would guess.

 

[gravyrug]

With lots of sliding and smoking tires, one would guess.

How good must they have been to have to slow down to make the top 10?

 

[Weird Harold]

How good must they have been to have to slow down to make the top 10?

Especially since ships and boats don't tend to actually have brakes.

 

[gravyrug]

"I'll be as gentile as I can."

You're gonna have to do more than just eat ham for that, mister.

 

[gravyrug]

start working towards a duel bachelor's in business management and business law

Because if ever there were two degrees that would fight each other...

 

[gravyrug]

Because of her work ethnic, he was scheduled for interviews

Too much to unpack, can't even joke. I'm just stunned.

 

[gravyrug]

I know of three of you who whore dress uniform at her funeral

That's some pretty damn specialized whoring. Bet that particular fetish costs a bundle.

 

[gravyrug]

three inch posts with the rings at waste height

Sooooo, how high does something have to be before it's disposable?

 

[gravyrug]

her slim hips and hard little ass swaying like they had a tale

And oh, what a story that would be! (And if only the author had used that word on purpose...)

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Whose pussy?" he demanded. "YOU pussy, Sir!"

Guess she told him!!!

(I have to admit, I laughed so hard at this that I had to leave Literotica for a few hours...I'm still laughing!)

 

[barefootgirl69]

I saw this while at the lyrics of a song.
"His Stetson was faded and battered and worn
The stubble of his beard showed flex of gray"

Has stubble been going to the gym and working how? How well does it flex?

 

[gravyrug]

I saw this while at the lyrics of a song.
"His Stetson was faded and battered and worn
The stubble of his beard showed flex of gray"

Has stubble been going to the gym and working how? How well does it flex?

Hrm. Duct tape is gray and flexible, maybe he'd been gagged?

 

[gravyrug]

I can see your nervous

Should she maybe button up a bit more? What does a nervous look like?

 

[RobDownSouth]

ESPN brings teh funny

ESPN headline yesterday...

Jacob deGrom's newborn son released from neonatal intensive care, may face Braves in Atlanta this week

Of course, SavageJohnnySavage will use this as proof that a newborn kid could beat the Bravos this year.

 

[gravyrug]

"Christie, could you please get the desert from the kitchen?"

That's gotta be a big kitchen to hold a whole desert.

(Also, this is about the third time so far in this multi-part story that particular typo has happened.)

 

[butters]

don't know how i missed his thread but thankyou

um, that'd be 'this thread'

typos

 

[butters]

Either that's a really big currant, or this turned into a sci fi story about shrunken scientists navigating a fruitcake.

Umm, should this be moved to the Non-Human category?

That's a rather, erm, interesting prosthetic...

went back to start from the beginning, and by page 2 i can barely breathe
*wipes eyes*

 

[barefootgirl69]

went back to start from the beginning, and by page 2 i can barely breathe
*wipes eyes*

I felt the same way!!!

I think the comments are more funny than the errors!

 

[gravyrug]

don't know how i missed his thread but thankyou

um, that'd be 'this thread'

typos

You're very welcome, dear.

Mrs Rug & I trade these back and forth from our respective online readings. We laugh a lot at our house.

 

[gravyrug]

The first week he didn't come back I thought good riddens

I don't even know. Even spellcheck doesn't like that one.

 

[lovecraft68]

I have only myself to blame as this is from one of mine from last year, I caught it while reading it to get in the mindset for a sequel.

"She opened her mouth, unleashing a torrent of lame"

It's supposed to be flame.

It's embarrassing, but one of those that I laughed my ass off anyway because we all know people who unleash torrents of lame whenever the open their mouths.

 

[gravyrug]

I have only myself to blame as this is from one of mine from last year, I caught it while reading it to get in the mindset for a sequel.

"She opened her mouth, unleashing a torrent of lame"

It's supposed to be flame.

It's embarrassing, but one of those that I laughed my ass off anyway because we all know people who unleash torrents of lame whenever the open their mouths.

OH, this is beautiful! And thank you for contributing. I do read some of your stories (some are in categories I don't frequent) and like them, so it's especially good to hear from you.

Also, one I missed the first two times through this story:

He was an ecliptic reader

I had to look up ecliptic to be sure I was right;

a great circle on the celestial sphere representing the sun's apparent path during the year, so called because lunar and solar eclipses can occur only when the moon crosses it.

So, does that mean he reads only during daylight? Or that he only reads when he's on a lat/long coordinate on the circle? Or that he only reads during an eclipse?