AusTess

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

your av gives me serious wood

 

[alexandraaah]

No shit.

Does she rock or what?

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

No shit.

Does she rock or what?

all of the above

 

[miles]

Petrified wood

 

[1hotjob]

Petrified wood

That's polyeurathaned!

 

[AusTess]

 

[iwmggw]

your av gives me serious wood

i turn into mahagony and feel the urge 2 start polishing

 

[freescorfr]

And she suggested this to the amazement of all including rhumbrunner

The Easter Bilby??

What's a "bilby"?

 

[Problem Child]

Not to jump on the hornymalepervertswithnolifeandfewerprospects bandwagon, but I'd classify her as succulent. That tummy rocks.

 

[lavender]

 

[AusTess]

A bilby is some endangered species type thingie.
Cute,large eared.
Kinda like me,cept i dont have a tail.




*Waits for Lavender to say somethin sleazy*

I dare ya.




*Waits for PC to praise me some more*

I dare ya.

 

[lavender]

 

[AusTess]

Your image aint ruined.

If anythin,i have this real clear image.
Of you doin just that.

 

[freescorfr]

And, I, AussTess, have this image if you sitting outdoors, lying back against my lap and I slip a hand inside your bra, and i feel a right tit as we watch the easter bilby wiggle its big ears in a courtship ritual.

 

[AusTess]

*Giggles*

You are a dag.

And i mean that in the nicest possible way.

 

[freescorfr]

*Giggles*

You are a dag.

And i mean that in the nicest possible way.

What's a "dag"? God I'm getting learnt quick.

 

[AusTess]

Fucking hell.
I giggled.
I'm too big to giggle.
Tall girls dont giggle,so i ammend that to a chuckle.
Or a chortle.
But please disregard the giggle.




Technically a dag is a piece of dried shit that's stuck to a sheeps arse.





But that aint how *we* mean it when we say it.

 

[freescorfr]

Another step on the road to enlightenment.

I will go off to meditate on the cosmic teleology of the dag and the image of your nipple perking up to a light brush of the palm of my hand while the dilbies dance and the wallabies fuck while the duck-bill platy pussies find a new technique for french kissing.

God what a lot to meditate about.

 

[AusTess]

Another step on the road to enlightenment.

I will go off to meditate on the cosmic teleology of the dag and the image of your nipple perking up to a light brush of the palm of my hand while the dilbies dance and the wallabies fuck while the duck-bill platy pussies find a new technique for french kissing.

God what a lot to meditate about.

Them platty pussies are strange lookin critters.
I vaguely remember a song out of the movie Dot And the Kangaroo.
Luckily,i only vaguely remember it,or i;d recite it here for ya right now.

 

[miles]

AT could have one hell of a time

What is it like to have so many lusting for you at the same time?

It boggles the mind.

 

[tonyp]

Bilby...they live in dray arid places

and eats, roots, and leaves

LOL

 

[AusTess]

Re: AT could have one hell of a time

What is it like to have so many lusting for you at the same time?

It boggles the mind.

My mind aint boggled.





Yet.