Austess Is Staring Directly Into My Soul

[Marxist]

I have no idea who she is or anything about her. I can't even read anything she posts. Why? That fucking avatar of hers is staring at me. It sees deep inside me with those glowing eyes. She knows that I'm an empty hole. I'm not in love or lust with the girl, I'm just hypMOtized.

Devil woman....

 

[MissTaken]

And I thought it was me she was piercing with that incredible gaze!

*sigh*


Damn, it is a hot av......

 

[p_p_man]

Your fucking lucky...

Last night I dreamt of Texan!

A female I wouldn't mind.

But Texan!

God....

 

[MissTaken]

Eeks!


p_p_ man, you need a break!

 

[Marxist]

Re: Your fucking lucky...

Last night I dreamt of Texan!

A female I wouldn't mind.

But Texan!

God....

It's the lasso. He does that to people I heard.

 

[AusTess]

Oh my god.

A thread with my name in it?

I HAVE ARRIVED.*cracks up*

I'll take the avi down if it pisses you off.



But i'll just put up a nekkid one.

Your choice.
Eyes or breasts.

 

[MissTaken]

Oh my god.

A thread with my name in it?

I HAVE ARRIVED.*cracks up*

I'll take the avi down if it pisses you off.



But i'll just put up a nekkid one.

Your choice.
Eyes or breasts.

Aha! An appearance!

Well, either would be far too distracting to post with you !

Actually, I really like your real life av's. Very nice.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Your choice.
Eyes or breasts.

Can I put in a vote for both

 

[Marxist]

Oh my god.



I HAVE ARRIVED

I don't know about the rest of the guys around here but I've uh...arrived several times while in your cyber-presence.


And yes, your avatar is creeping me out. Put up something involving hardcore action. That won't be near as creepy. Really.

 

[patient1]

All of Awesome Tess's avatars break one's concentration.

She comes here for some attention after all.

For the record, she's worth a read without an av.

 

[AusTess]

Creepy?
Creeping you out?



You make me sound like a cockroach or a bug.

Gee thanks.

 

[heterotic]

I'd say it's an unusual look, but who am I to talk?

 

[Tim1]

Oh man

Austess, I told you a while back you were eye catching, and you are. If your looks are creepy then i just don't understand it. Your Av is great and if anyone doesnt like it...I'd say then don't look at the left side of the page.....

 

[Marxist]

Creepy?
Creeping you out?



You make me sound like a cockroach or a bug.

Gee thanks.

Not so much a bug but more like a woman intent on possessing my soul. That's kind of weird, no?

 

[ZoeKat]

av

please keep this one, i like it alot. you lok intense, sexy and beautifull, not creepy at all.

Marxist _ didn'tcha know all ozzie girls/women are wicked? we're descended from convicts we can eat puritan descended boys for breakfast!!...(yeah my lame idea of a joke)

 

[heterotic]

Are you looking for puritan-descended boys to volunteer for breakfast?

 

[ZoeKat]

well if you're volunteering....

i guess it would be rude to say no, know wouldn't it
as it's tess's thread she gets first pick but i havta know...
how do you feel about chocolate sauce and flaked almonds with honey?;P

 

[AusTess]

An unusual look?
This gets betterer and betterer.



And for the record,i dont eat breakfast.

My stomach wont tolerate food until after midday.
Ha.

 

[AusTess]

I dont wanna posess your soul.

It's just the way i look.*l*

I'll change it.

 

[AusTess]

There.

Better?

 

[TheRandyOne]

Tess, don't listen to these mooks. I love the avatar!
And I really love your pics.

 

[Black_Bird]

There.

Better?

I don't know about the rest of you guys... but it seems *every* avatar of AusTess's is sexy. You need a non-sexy avatar... that's what you need!

Second thought - NAH!

 

[AusTess]

I dont have a sexy bone in my body.
unless it's someone elses bone.

 

[heterotic]

I like it. Still eerie, but in a less hungry way. As for the chocolate sauce and flaked almonds with honey, I'm just not sure that hershey's syrup and honey would go together well. As long as it was Godiva's, though, I think it has the potential for a pleasing synergy

 

[AusTess]

eerie?

And here i thought it couldn't get ant better.