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[darkelf9]

Who knew we had a Pirate Party?
They were on the ballot paper!

I was going to vote for the Sex Party till I found out you don't actually get a sex party...false advertising...

Now if the pollies are honest they should all be in the Bullshit Party..."We promise to say any bullshit you like if you vote for us..and change our promises once we get into government"

Can't wait for Clive Palmer to attend Question Time...now that will be entertaining. We even have a senator who lives off the dole...now going to earn over $200,000. Only claim to fame is dacking a mate on the internet...now that's democracy! May be next time we get the guy who lights his mate's farts......

 

[darkelf9]

On Friday, when he's had a few days recuperation, I will need to take him shopping for an electric shaver.
He now has an area on the side of his face that's completely numb,and that's likely to be permanent, so he can't risk using a blade any more.
As a woman, I have no idea about what's good and what's not re electric shavers so any info from the gents here would be welcome!
Every man I know uses a blade

Hey WQ,

Electric shavers can depend on the type of hair growth. I've used Philips shavers for a long time and they are generally very reliable. I just find electric shavers more convenient. You can get wet/dry ones as well so you can use shaving foam or just dry. These also washout in water.

You can get very good electric shavers on the low end of the price range. You don't need to spend a lot these days. They are usually on special. The cutting blades also last a couple of years depending on how often you use it.

For someone who is sick the rechargeable ones are the best since you don't need the cord attached to the shaver and can basically have a shave anywhere. I usually have a shave whilst having a coffee in front of the TV in the morning. No mess no fuss. Clean the thing once a week and recharge it once a week, again depending on how often you use it and for how long each time.

 

[darkelf9]

Chilli/choc is an awesome combination! Done right, it can transport your tastebuds to a very special place

That fucking rat is still in my laundry. I have pulled out all the stops, and now it's WAR
I will kill that little cunt....

Yes - I used THAT word.

so its a girl rat then...ask it to do your whites while its in the laundry

Sorry...now for the practical help...get rat trap, add peanut butter, block off escape route...put your feet up, get a glass of red and wait to hear the snap! Dispose of body...

Since they are creatures of habit and use the walls or rafter beams to move around they are rather predictable.

 

[darkelf9]

Oooo. I love Aussies.

Now I hope you're not just saying that...us Aussie blokes are very sensitive...and like to spend long hours just listening to everything women say...and we are willing to hand over the remote control when watching sport...we also like nothing better than going shopping with our women folk...

 

[Orlanth]

I am not the same person that I was back in 2003, 2005 and 2007. My personality may be the same, but not physically. Going through all of the cases of Cellulitis, all of the heart attacks and cases of Graves’ Disease has fucked me around. I’m not saying that I am worse off or that I am the only one with bad health problems, I am just trying to say that I am not as abled as I used to be.
That said I am looking into maybe going to Sydney again in the future, though that depends on if the government does with the disability pension.

 

[darkelf9]

In sydney for work. Can you believe a toasted ham and sheesh sanga in room service costs $19 seriously the world has gone mad

That's one of those.."fuck you very much" sandwiches....imagine what you would of paid if you ordered the sushi....

 

[darkelf9]

Evening all,

Well another stupid day at work...actually I should say another day dealing with stupid people at work...the fucking smart fairy obviously didn't visit some people..

Back hurts and the weather is damp.

Hope everyone is getting through the week. Hello to all the new people and those just passing through.

Fiery - Now when you wrote Cumnock in your profile, I wasn't aware it was an actual place...interesting name to be on here with...I'm not sure if we knock before we cum or cum then knock...see what I mean

WQ - big you are one tough chick and more talented than you give yourself credit for, always love your posts , that's for the other cheek

Gil - good see a post from you...keep them coming

 

[milkempls]

I was going to vote for the Sex Party till I found out you don't actually get a sex party...false advertising...

Now if the pollies are honest they should all be in the Bullshit Party..."We promise to say any bullshit you like if you vote for us..and change our promises once we get into government"

Can't wait for Clive Palmer to attend Question Time...now that will be entertaining. We even have a senator who lives off the dole...now going to earn over $200,000. Only claim to fame is dacking a mate on the internet...now that's democracy! May be next time we get the guy who lights his mate's farts......

You mean there is no party with the sex party. Oxymoron really I demand a sex party surly there must be a MAN-DATE for that

 

[GingerDom]

This rat is taunting me.
Last time I got so P-d off, I shot a hole in my frisge and wall with .303 buckshot.

I can send you into raptures with the worlds oldest chocolate....

Really??!! Hahaha....that's funny!!!!

You're going to send me the worlds oldest chocolate?? YAY!!!!!!!

 

[warrior queen]

Really??!! Hahaha....that's funny!!!!

You're going to send me the worlds oldest chocolate?? YAY!!!!!!!

It's going to be about a week before I get some more, but if you want some then, sure, I can send it to you
This stuff really is the world's oldest..... made from cocoa trees that were thought to be extinct. The original cocoa bean that all other beans have come from.
They were rediscovered in Peru, and the chocolate that's made from them is simply divine!

 

[GingerDom]

It's going to be about a week before I get some more, but if you want some then, sure, I can send it to you
This stuff really is the world's oldest..... made from cocoa trees that were thought to be extinct. The original cocoa bean that all other beans have come from.
They were rediscovered in Peru, and the chocolate that's made from them is simply divine!

Really really?? Yay!!!!!
I think I love you

 

[GingerDom]

Said too soon. Sunday turned out to be drizzly rain like where you are

Hey Alicia

How are you going?
Is been very wet over here lately...and not the nice kind... So keen for the summer

 

[GingerDom]

It was quite warm a few days last week and it felt like summer

Nice. It was the same here a few weeks back but then the rains returned with a vengeance!!!!

So are you a sun lover?

 

[GingerDom]

yes I am

Same

So what are you up to today?

 

[GingerDom]

sorry, prefer to chat in yahoo

Ok no worries
I am on my mobile and haven't got Yahoo......

 

[warrior queen]

Really really?? Yay!!!!!
I think I love you

Once I get it, I'll let you know and we can pm info for sending.
If you like chocolate, this stuff will blow you away

 

[GingerDom]

Once I get it, I'll let you know and we can pm info for sending.
If you like chocolate, this stuff will blow you away

Yay!!!! I can't wait!!

Thank you Honey ((((hugssssssssss)))) and 's

 

[warrior queen]

Yay!!!! I can't wait!!

Thank you Honey ((((hugssssssssss)))) and 's

Ok, it just so happened that I scored some today.
So what I need you to look at your pm's (private messages) and you will see I sent you my mobile number. Text me a name and address, and I will send you the choccy tomorrow.
In case you're worried - there's a few here who can vouch for the fact that anything said off-site stays completely private with me

 

[GingerDom]

Ok, it just so happened that I scored some today.
So what I need you to look at your pm's (private messages) and you will see I sent you my mobile number. Text me a name and address, and I will send you the choccy tomorrow.
In case you're worried - there's a few here who can vouch for the fact that anything said off-site stays completely private with me

Hey Queenie (((((hugssssssssss))))) and 's

Ok I'll go and check now........xxx

 

[warrior queen]

Hey Queenie (((((hugssssssssss))))) and 's

Ok I'll go and check now........xxx

Righto... in pack, addressed and ready to go tomorrow
Get ready for the Ultimate Chocolate Experience!

 

[GingerDom]

Righto... in pack, addressed and ready to go tomorrow
Get ready for the Ultimate Chocolate Experience!

Yay!!!!!! All my taste buds are buzzing with excitement

 

[ThisIsHero]

I'm no Aussie but I couldn't resist...and if this is offensive, I'll blame it on my weariness and erase it...but did anyone else realize that Aussies is one letter away from being Pussies....which happens to be one of my favorite things in the world........damn, I need to make some Aussie friends.

Again...totally in jest and weariness...

 

[warrior queen]

I'm no Aussie but I couldn't resist...and if this is offensive, I'll blame it on my weariness and erase it...but did anyone else realize that Aussies is one letter away from being Pussies....which happens to be one of my favorite things in the world........damn, I need to make some Aussie friends.

Again...totally in jest and weariness...

Quoted, for posterity.

Btw - saying stuff like that almost guarantees zero pussy, from Aussies or anyone else.

 

[ThisIsHero]

Quoted, for posterity.

Btw - saying stuff like that almost guarantees zero pussy, from Aussies or anyone else.

You're right. I was wrong to say it. But I thought it funny in my weariness. I'll also leave this apology here for posterity and beg your indulgence in my folly. The few aussie friends I do have didn't think it wrong. Perhaps I should be more aware of those that are more sensitive next time. Thank you for the lesson.

 

[warrior queen]

You're right. I was wrong to say it. But I thought it funny in my weariness. I'll also leave this apology here for posterity and beg your indulgence in my folly. The few aussie friends I do have didn't think it wrong. Perhaps I should be more aware of those that are more sensitive next time. Thank you for the lesson.

Actually, we're all good
I was just giving you the obligatorybitchresponse

Must be the new hairdo....