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[darkelf9]

I do tend to sit here in only panties and a long sleeved tshirt. Of course the fluffy slippers neutralise the cold Now the hand is firmly and oh so warmly wedged....wriggle the fingers you said, right? Mmmmmmmmm...starts singing "hot potato, hot potato"

No, it is never the size. It truly is the ability, rather than mere inches that make a girlie moan, groan and scream out. Sorry, am overtly noisy at times. Tend to get lost in the sensations and forget about the sound levels. Do *love* a firmer hand being taken. Applied repeatedly until the sweet spot is burning and cosumes me within it's heat. Wooh, where are those ice cubes when one needs them. Smiles.

Do you have staying power with your um....stroking? It does need to be consistent as well as firm.....

Flex those fingers, Elfie boy. Limber them up as much as possible. Looks like we're in for a bumpy ride. Don't forget the ball gag...oh what is that? You have two? Mmmmmmm {:-O Open wide, come inside.......

Ms Moon

Well they do say that keeping your feet warm helps to keep the rest of you warm. Similar to wearing a cap on your head leads to less heat loss. So you're normally dressed for a little Risky Business! Sorry I didn't mean to make reference to the Wiggles...I should of said stroke them fingers between your legs and the occasional pat.

Noise is not a problem...helps to find the epicentre, then its just a case of hanging on. I'm very attached to my balls....that's how I've remained out of reach for so long. My fingers are always flexible and I have soft hands that's why I was always picked to play in the slips. I had no idea we were going to Playschool..."Open wide, come inside"....talk about a mood killer. Next you'll be telling me..."there's a bear in there"....or should that be.."its bare around there"

 

[darkelf9]

Aaaah, Mr Elf....You let me down!!!! Rain here still. Stopped over night just so I could have ice both INSIDE and outside my windscreen. Then came back!

If we had control of the weather the control would be given to a committee, no consensus would be reached and the only sense would come from the minority report! And, yes, it would still get ballsed up!

Still, we're doing much better than our friends in NZ, huddling near their fires and battened down for the night.

Trisk,

Well you need to work with nature. Getting a carport will help with the ice. Since I've used one, no issue with the overnight temps. Or one of those car covers for winter could also help.

Think of all that water you could be saving and the bonus is that you don't have to water the garden.

 

[darkelf9]

Hmmm... so cold here, Im trying to figure out whether thermal undies could ever be sexy....

On you missy anything is sexy

I see you found your way over here.

 

[darkelf9]

Yeh, I'm not a sun BAKER, but I luv the feel of a few rays. Morning is best. Fresh.Last time I got burnt was watching the cherubs at pony club. Slip slop slapped everything but the cleavage (which is ample ) and got v. badly burnt. Pain o' pain. Haven't been burnt since. But skin cancers legacy of an active Qld childhood.

Seems like a new business venture....putting sun cream on the cleavage of large breasted women...in the name of stopping skin cancer of course....and I would be doing a community service.....yes I know you don't have to say it...I'm just a nice guy

 

[enrapturedmoon]

Ms Moon

Well they do say that keeping your feet warm helps to keep the rest of you warm. Similar to wearing a cap on your head leads to less heat loss. So you're normally dressed for a little Risky Business! Sorry I didn't mean to make reference to the Wiggles...I should of said stroke them fingers between your legs and the occasional pat.

Noise is not a problem...helps to find the epicentre, then its just a case of hanging on. I'm very attached to my balls....that's how I've remained out of reach for so long. My fingers are always flexible and I have soft hands that's why I was always picked to play in the slips. I had no idea we were going to Playschool..."Open wide, come inside"....talk about a mood killer. Next you'll be telling me..."there's a bear in there"....or should that be.."its bare around there"

Efie

Are we talking slips as in "lingerie" or "cricket"? Were you first at the bat? Or twelth man on the slops....I mean slips?

 

[darkelf9]

ok, so things have got a little fucked up with my course (thro no fault of my own!)
meaning i have to go to woolloongong to do my prac component.

so now i need info.... how far is that from sydney? can i drive there (hire car)? is there somewhere reasonably inexpensive i can stay that has been tried-and-tested by one of us aussies?
i will be there for 6 days starting either sept 11, sept 18 or sept 25. (i'm thinking i like sept 25, coz then i can zip down and do bathurst the weekend after!)

i would check all this for myself, but my net is playing up and i can't get the maps to load on my tablet for some reason.

Hey WQ,

That place is a pain to get to. Two options are hire a car or the train from Sydney. I hear the train trip is rather easy, depends on whether you want the flexibility of a car. Not sure on accommodation costs, but there should be something cheap.

 

[Triskele]

Trisk,

Well you need to work with nature. Getting a carport will help with the ice. Since I've used one, no issue with the overnight temps. Or one of those car covers for winter could also help.

Think of all that water you could be saving and the bonus is that you don't have to water the garden.

Mmmm, Mr Elf. Very happy to work with mother nature. Have carport but it backs onto rear alley. I start work between 5 and 5.30, usually, and opening gate and reversing car out wakes up neighbours baby on other side of lane. They have 3 chillun under 5 so I hate to make things harder for them. Have been considering one of those cloth covers.

Walked to work this morning, It was a balmy 1 degree! Getting back into the minuses tomorrow, though. Bring on spring!!!!!!

 

[enrapturedmoon]

Seems like a new business venture....putting sun cream on the cleavage of large breasted women...in the name of stopping skin cancer of course....and I would be doing a community service.....yes I know you don't have to say it...I'm just a nice guy

*coughs* *Coughs* *COUGHS*

What an amazingly unselfish act for one man to do. Oh the suffering of having to smooth your warm large hand firmly along the curves of a wench.... I salute you, Sir.

 

[darkelf9]

Efie

Are we talking slips as in "lingerie" or "cricket"? Were you first at the bat? Or twelth man on the slops....I mean slips?

Ms Moon

No I mean cricket. Not much padding in lingerie. As for my batting, well timing is everything I was known for my stroke play and quick hands.

 

[Triskele]

Seems like a new business venture....putting sun cream on the cleavage of large breasted women...in the name of stopping skin cancer of course....and I would be doing a community service.....yes I know you don't have to say it...I'm just a nice guy

After primping, plaiting and pampering the mounts it would have been nice to be pampered myself! Would have gladly stayed in the stalls to receive such anti-skin cancer ministrations. From other articles on thread it seems health benefits could be beyond anticipation.

And all at the hands of a..... nice guy. hehe

 

[Triskele]

Ms Moon

No I mean cricket. Not much padding in lingerie. As for my batting, well timing is everything I was known for my stroke play and quick hands.

Have you been shopping for lingerie, lately!!

For we amply breasted women, trying to find anything that looks pretty but does NOT have padding can be v, difficult. Feels like sponge Bob has taken up permanent residence!!!

 

[Triskele]

*coughs* *Coughs* *COUGHS*

What an amazingly unselfish act for one man to do. Oh the suffering of having to smooth your warm large hand firmly along the curves of a wench.... I salute you, Sir.

Wow. Thanks Ms Moon! I think I just got promoted to 'wench'. Gonna change my Avi, or is that sign........

 

[darkelf9]

*coughs* *Coughs* *COUGHS*

What an amazingly unselfish act for one man to do. Oh the suffering of having to smooth your warm large hand firmly along the curves of a wench.... I salute you, Sir.

Why thank you Ms Moon, I knew my community spirit would be appreciated.

Athough I hope my cold hasn't spread to you, but I didn't have a cough?

 

[Triskele]

Hi Mates!

Great post Gil on the semen depression link. As the later comments note there's a lot of alternative explanations. BUT, as we all know, there are plenty of mood related benefits associated with sexuality

And, Trisky ... "snuggles" ? You know you can call anytime. (Hope you are feeling better after the evil lurgi attack).

Hey, Mr Boru!

The trisky is pretty plucky today. Back at work and fighting fit. Seems some of my boys missed me. I got a flower. Gotta love friendly faces!! Plenty of mood related benefits from simple kind gestures, too.

 

[darkelf9]

After primping, plaiting and pampering the mounts it would have been nice to be pampered myself! Would have gladly stayed in the stalls to receive such anti-skin cancer ministrations. From other articles on thread it seems health benefits could be beyond anticipation.

And all at the hands of a..... nice guy. hehe

Well I had no idea you paid such close attention to your mounts...I may have to rethink my community service....no I shouldn't be selfish..... whilst there is cleavage in need of slip slop and slapping I shall be there, hands at the ready.

 

[darkelf9]

Have you been shopping for lingerie, lately!!

For we amply breasted women, trying to find anything that looks pretty but does NOT have padding can be v, difficult. Feels like sponge Bob has taken up permanent residence!!!

Nope no lingerie shopping for me, although I am always happy to help. I'm good at holding things.

 

[enrapturedmoon]

Ms Moon


Elfie

No I mean cricket. Not much padding in lingerie. As for my batting, well timing is everything I was known for my stroke play and quick hands.

Padding in lingerie? OH dear, the thought of the girls + padding is enough to cause a nose bleed. I must admit sneaking to try on a "push up bra". Good heavens, my ears have never been so warm. Sadly I did look like a forward Row on a scrum...no independent movement below the neck. Sighs....

I was known in Vigoro for my ball work. Speed bowler. Knew how to spin and keep a good grip on the balls too. Battwork not too shabby either. Again, it is all about the grip. The tension of the grip, and the anticipation.......................


MsMoon

 

[webbo1]

Have you been shopping for lingerie, lately!!

For we amply breasted women, trying to find anything that looks pretty but does NOT have padding can be v, difficult. Feels like sponge Bob has taken up permanent residence!!!

hands can help with that problem

 

[darkelf9]

Padding in lingerie? OH dear, the thought of the girls + padding is enough to cause a nose bleed. I must admit sneaking to try on a "push up bra". Good heavens, my ears have never been so warm. Sadly I did look like a forward Row on a scrum...no independent movement below the neck. Sighs....

I was known in Vigoro for my ball work. Speed bowler. Knew how to spin and keep a good grip on the balls too. Battwork not too shabby either. Again, it is all about the grip. The tension of the grip, and the anticipation.......................


MsMoon

Ms Moon,

Now what were you thinking...a push up bra! Talk about taking coal to Newcastle.

You know what they say about sport..a healthy body and a healthy mind...naw I think they need to rethink that one, obviously doesn't work for everyone.

 

[darkelf9]

Evening all,

Hello to the new people. It seems Gil was right there are two people in Tassie. Spread the wealth I say, although the new carbon tax isn't going to spread any of it my way.

Hope your weekend went well. Oh yes and a wave to KJ the sexy tattooed mermaid from NZ.

Well time to go find food again. The sun has set and the rain is here in Melboune town for the week after a warmer than normal start to Aug.

 

[Orlanth]

Evening

 

[Triskele]

Evening

Hi Orlanth!
How's the garden?

 

[Orlanth]

Hi Orlanth!
How's the garden?

Great thanks, how are yoj tonight

 

[Triskele]

Great thanks, how are yoj tonight

Very well, thank you, kind sir.

Worked early. Home in the morning. Loooong conversation.....

Already -1.2. No fire til I'm up to lugging wood in. 'Lecky heater earning it's keep 2nite.

 

[Orlanth]

Very well, thank you, kind sir.

Worked early. Home in the morning. Loooong conversation.....

Already -1.2. No fire til I'm up to lugging wood in. 'Lecky heater earning it's keep 2nite.

Spent the day in bed w attaching Blu-Rays