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Well I had no idea you paid such close attention to your mounts...I may have to rethink my community service....no I shouldn't be selfish..... whilst there is cleavage in need of slip slop and slapping I shall be there, hands at the ready.
Mr Elf, I thought everyone knew......

A pampered mount is a happy mount :D

And a happy mount performs to their best.

What more could a girl want?......
 
considering where i prefer semen to be deposited.... i would have thought stomach acids would nullify any potential health benefits :devil:;):eek:

Surely your heard of alcohol enamas it's said that the effects are quicker so I'd think it might work similar in the pussy too but now you mention the stomach acids I'm wondering if it might get absorbed before the sperm reaches the stomach acid :confused: I wonder :confused: I think we should all do our own study into this in the interest in helping females relieve their depression, I'm willing to take part just to help out of course.
 
Mz Frisky Trisky I had a great day getting in the sun amid threats of rain on Sunday as well as getting some speedway as well so a great day for me & it's worked out well because I have a low fluid gain & having a light dialysis day today, bonuses all around.

A mate told me yesterday he has free tickets to the Rugby League Souths (the best team) V Parramatta & BANDIT:heart: will see her first live footy game/s.

:D:D:D:D:D
 
Surely your heard of alcohol enamas it's said that the effects are quicker so I'd think it might work similar in the pussy too but now you mention the stomach acids I'm wondering if it might get absorbed before the sperm reaches the stomach acid :confused: I wonder :confused: I think we should all do our own study into this in the interest in helping females relieve their depression, I'm willing to take part just to help out of course.

I'd like to take part in this study too

just got to find a willing partner lol:devil::devil:
 
Surely your heard of alcohol enamas it's said that the effects are quicker so I'd think it might work similar in the pussy too but now you mention the stomach acids I'm wondering if it might get absorbed before the sperm reaches the stomach acid :confused: I wonder :confused: I think we should all do our own study into this in the interest in helping females relieve their depression, I'm willing to take part just to help out of course.

Gees, so I should throw away these meds and begin to moisturise my lips then, Mr Gil? I do find it a bit hard to swallow, as a proven therapy.

So for those of us who are Lesbians and do not partake of the "wonder elixar" are doomed to depression?

Hmm does sound slightly like a boy's room conspiracy to me. Maybe they just all need lining up with buttocks a-showin' and I'll walk along with my trusty cane? Sure I can weed out the one who started this little hot bed of male fantasy. :devil:

:kiss:MsMoon:kiss:
 
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Wow. Thanks Ms Moon! I think I just got promoted to 'wench'. Gonna change my Avi, or is that sign........

We are all wicked and wriggly wenches. Women of lusty, rubenesque designs and desires.

Mmm got me a hankering for some rum and a few loose men.:p
 
Gil

Gees, so I should throw away these meds and begin to moisturise my lips then, Mr Gil? I do find it a bit hard to swallow, as a proven therapy.

So for those of us who are Lesbians and do not partake of the "wonder elixar" are doomed to depression?

Hmm does sound slightly like a boy's room conspiracy to me. Maybe they just all need lining up with buttocks a-showin' and I'll walk along with my trusty cane? Sure I can weed out the one who started this little hot bed of male fantasy. :devil:

:kiss:MsMoon:kiss:

you are such a nce guy !
 
Mz Frisky Trisky I had a great day getting in the sun amid threats of rain on Sunday as well as getting some speedway as well so a great day for me & it's worked out well because I have a low fluid gain & having a light dialysis day today, bonuses all around.

A mate told me yesterday he has free tickets to the Rugby League Souths (the best team) V Parramatta & BANDIT:heart: will see her first live footy game/s.

:D:D:D:D:D

Hi Gil!

Good to see that you got some of your beloved speedway under the belt and that the rain held off for you. :) Someone was telling me about something called vitaminD3, today. Havta look it up later.

Light dialysis day has to be a plus :)

Did you see that the Ekka is on again, as we 'speak'? BS quite literally in the main arena :rolleyes:

So footy on a Monday? Bandit sure is in for a treat. Hope it's a nice, tight game. The close ones have the best atmosphere in the stands. But I suppose you would be hoping that the Rabbitos turn Monty Pythonesque and create a new blood-sport??? hehe Have a great time and I hope Bandit revels in her new experience. Now, If we could only get her to a Swan's game to see some REAL athletes at play........ *grin* Love those tight little buns...in those tight little shorts.....*sigh*
 
We are all wicked and wriggly wenches. Women of lusty, rubenesque designs and desires.

Mmm got me a hankering for some rum and a few loose men.:p

oh, yeah. Hold the rum. Hand me a scotch.... and pile on the MANY loose men.

Bugga a 'few'. :devil:

Couldn't figure out how to change the little box directly under the name. So 'Really Experienced' :)confused:) will have to stay and 'wench' will have to be implied by post until I can. :(

So Technology is not my strong suit - sue me! Will have to rely on other 'talents' to bewitch and beguile. :D :D :devil: :devil:
 
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winter has finally hit!
it's blowing a southerly gale, raining heavily, and my fire will not be allowed to go out for the next few days!
temp atm is 4degC.
 
oh, yeah. Hold the rum. Hand me a scotch.... and pile on the MANY loose men.

Bugga a 'few'. :devil:

Couldn't figure out change the little box directly under the name. So 'Really Experienced' :)confused:) will have to stay and 'wench' will have to be implied by post until I can. :(

So Technology is not my strong suit - sue me! Will have to rely on other 'talents' to bewitch and beguile. :D :D :devil: :devil:
I rather spank you and not sue! :devil:

"Experienced" and "Really Experienced" are titles, what it is depends on your post count
 
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Hi Gil!

Good to see that you got some of your beloved speedway under the belt and that the rain held off for you. :) Someone was telling me about something called vitaminD3, today. Havta look it up later.

Light dialysis day has to be a plus :)

Did you see that the Ekka is on again, as we 'speak'? BS quite literally in the main arena :rolleyes:

So footy on a Monday? Bandit sure is in for a treat. Hope it's a nice, tight game. The close ones have the best atmosphere in the stands. But I suppose you would be hoping that the Rabbitos turn Monty Pythonesque and create a new blood-sport??? hehe Have a great time and I hope Bandit revels in her new experience. Now, If we could only get her to a Swan's game to see some REAL athletes at play........ *grin* Love those tight little buns...in those tight little shorts.....*sigh*

It was like Monty Python but the Eels were the parrot with the final score Souths 56 to 6 winners. EEls were not in the game from the kickoff.
We were even cheering the eels on in hope they would make a game of it.


Sadly not much of a game but still got to my feet cheering every souths point.
 
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oh, yeah. Hold the rum. Hand me a scotch.... and pile on the MANY loose men.

Bugga a 'few'. :devil:

Couldn't figure out how to change the little box directly under the name. So 'Really Experienced' :)confused:) will have to stay and 'wench' will have to be implied by post until I can. :(

So Technology is not my strong suit - sue me! Will have to rely on other 'talents' to bewitch and beguile. :D :D :devil: :devil:

Mz Fricky "WENCH" I think it's 500 post for Guru & 1000 you get free reign to put what you want under your name so keep on posting. :D
 
Gees, so I should throw away these meds and begin to moisturise my lips then, Mr Gil? I do find it a bit hard to swallow, as a proven therapy.

So for those of us who are Lesbians and do not partake of the "wonder elixar" are doomed to depression?

Hmm does sound slightly like a boy's room conspiracy to me. Maybe they just all need lining up with buttocks a-showin' and I'll walk along with my trusty cane? Sure I can weed out the one who started this little hot bed of male fantasy. :devil:

:kiss:MsMoon:kiss:

If I hadn't lost the link to the medical article I took it from you could see it was written by a female researcher.

If you find it difficult to swollow there are 2 other possible methods to absorb the magic fluids.
 
Good Point!

["That said, I'd consider it somewhat shocking to see a truely intellegent female posting here - as it would be tantamount to walking into a bar with her skirt around her waist."]

Arykus,

I hope that your statement was "tongue in cheek," especially since you misspelled "intelligent."
In case you were serious, I can assure you that intelligence and an interest in sex and erotica are quite compatible. BTW realism can be far better with a splash of fantasy thrown in.

He also misspelled 'truly'!
Some of us find intelligence (at least) as sexy as an interest in sex and erotica... so thanks for posting!
 
Poor Starry, It's been very pleasent of lat but as I posted above it's comming to an end but spring isn't that far away so looking forward to that.

Is there a design plan for the new cast yet?

I hope the time passes quickly & your recovery is what you want it to be. :rose:

No clue. The camo was sent my mistake when they did my left achilles back in 06.
Because my cast guy knew they'd have to do my right one, he held it back for me.
I don't know how much is there or how many casts I will have this time. Sounds like more then last due to the twist & tork thing to heal the rebuild.
I may end up with a combo black & camo next to stretch it out some.
 
Evening all,

Hello to the new people. It seems Gil was right there are two people in Tassie. Spread the wealth I say, although the new carbon tax isn't going to spread any of it my way.

Hope your weekend went well. Oh yes and a wave to KJ the sexy tattooed mermaid from NZ.

Well time to go find food again. The sun has set and the rain is here in Melboune town for the week after a warmer than normal start to Aug.

Hey Elf, WOW KJ hasn't ventured in here for a long time, I might search our her wonderful thread, very inspiring indeed.

Although 0ne seems to have vanished but the wonderful WQ is still flying the flag for Tassy & we might have to all wear Lit T-shirts & wander the island spreading the word.
 
No clue. The camo was sent my mistake when they did my left achilles back in 06.
Because my cast guy knew they'd have to do my right one, he held it back for me.
I don't know how much is there or how many casts I will have this time. Sounds like more then last due to the twist & tork thing to heal the rebuild.
I may end up with a combo black & camo next to stretch it out some.

Damn things can't be much fun going through all this & can't be out supporting your wonderful cause supporting the returning troops who have given it all.

BANDIT:heart: & I both think your fantastic doing what you do.:rose:
 
He also misspelled 'truly'!
Some of us find intelligence (at least) as sexy as an interest in sex and erotica... so thanks for posting!

I'm fine with a few typos or getting the spelling wrong as many people have problems that make hitting the right keys at the right time.
A bit of understanding not everyone is abled to get it right all the time & reading some of the stories here on LIT it makes the majority of posters here above the story tellers.
Life is Life & we are all different.
 
winter has finally hit!
it's blowing a southerly gale, raining heavily, and my fire will not be allowed to go out for the next few days!
temp atm is 4degC.

I think it's heading our way too, we bought a lighter quilt as were have been sweating it up under the covers with the down doona but the weather has turned again & it's chillly times ahead which is OK because it's also Good cuddle weather then. :D
 
Damn things can't be much fun going through all this & can't be out supporting your wonderful cause supporting the returning troops who have given it all.

BANDIT:heart: & I both think your fantastic doing what you do.:rose:

Thanks :heart:
The hardest thing has been for all I do, except for a couple of people who are old friends, no one is willing to help me out at all with aything I need help with personally. Sensual Dreamer came over & helped me out for the pre-surgery run. The one friend who hauled me to surgery & 1st cast run has bailed mainly due to family issues but i am not sue she will be popping back up.

Just shows me my true friends are on Lit. I have not had a day go by that I don't get a call, IM, PM or some form of contact from friends on here.:rose: I should have had Webbo send me one of his guys TDY for 6 months. It would have made life much easier if he could.
 
Thanks :heart:
The hardest thing has been for all I do, except for a couple of people who are old friends, no one is willing to help me out at all with aything I need help with personally. Sensual Dreamer came over & helped me out for the pre-surgery run. The one friend who hauled me to surgery & 1st cast run has bailed mainly due to family issues but i am not sue she will be popping back up.

Just shows me my true friends are on Lit. I have not had a day go by that I don't get a call, IM, PM or some form of contact from friends on here.:rose: I should have had Webbo send me one of his guys TDY for 6 months. It would have made life much easier if he could.

I was fairly ill some years back & one of my city friends was the only one that came to see my & it was close to an hours drive each way, Rasher did the trip a few times & he is also here too.

I got 2 Get Well cards one from the US & one from the wonderful LB.
 
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