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[LovetoGiveRoses]

2) Cucumbers don't care how many other cucumbers you have in the fridge.

No huh... Let me think a little more....

 

[AzureSky]

well a man can be encouraged to pick up his dirty shorts and put the seat down

 

[Shazza]

Afternoon Aussies

How are we all, getting better i hope. I'm wearing my surgical mask cause I don't want the flu too hehe.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

How about....

3) Cucumbers will never tell you that size doesn't count?

mmmmm...

4) Cucumbers won't pout if you tell them you have a headache???

5) You can eat cucumbers when you feel like it?

6) With a cucumber, the toilet seat will always be the way you left it.

OK, Ok, no more.

 

[AzureSky]

Hi Shazza

 

[Henry]

Afternoon Shazza good to see you.

im good thank you.

hows all going for you.

 

[QuickDuck]

heya Shazza *hug*

hmmm ltgr, i don't think you should be defending cucumbers..... you might get replaced if you argue to well

 

[AzureSky]

hmmm
size doesn't matter as long as it isn't OMG big..then that kinda matters..OUCH

a man is the best asprin a gal can have

I would eat a man any damn time I felt like it

Toilet seat issue can be solved with gentle hints...LOL


oops..edit freudian slip...LOL

 

[QuickDuck]

*sigh* you do all realise that most important fact don't you?

Ducks are greater than everything!!!

QUACK!!!!!!

ok ok so i'm silly

 

[cherrylips_au]

Yes ltgr I've gotten sick too but us mums just keep going until we drop.Last night I was in bed at 7.30 and woke up tired.

You can toss cucumbers in the bin when your finished with them, can't always get rid off men so easierly.

Hi shazza

 

[QuickDuck]

ok i think i shall go back to my corner now

 

[AzureSky]

True Cherrylips..BUT...if your single you reserve the right to ask them only to come over when you need a service

 

[cherrylips_au]

True Cherrylips..BUT...if your single you reserve the right to ask them only to come over when you need a service

True azure but its getting rid of them after you have had your fun

 

[QuickDuck]

you do realise that all the bananas are feeling left out

 

[Shazza]

Hehe Azure

So is there a service centre to get these men from, and how much does a service call cost?

 

[QuickDuck]

Re: Hehe Azure

So is there a service centre to get these men from, and how much does a service call cost?

hmmm is it like calling the RAC or NRMA?

 

[Henry]

Bye all for now

will be back a little later this afternoon or early evening.

have as good a day as you can , take care and safe journeys.

 

[AzureSky]

well ladies I have been single for 15 years...my choice not because i hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree...I find honesty is the best policy..and if you let a man know you don't want the clingy full on relationship..most of them are more than willing to be friends that sometimes have sex..~shrugs~...maybe I have been lucky just to have known gentleman that would always call before landing on my doorstep...or maybe I can pick the nice ones

gawd..so many typos today...wonder what is in these pills from the doc

 

[cherrylips_au]

Azure I wasn't meaning anything personal by it just to kick them out the door after you had some fun. Think yourself lucky that you haven't had anyone clingy.

Shazza not sure where you could find a service like that but I'm sure you would have many guys willing to please you.

Have to go everyone we are getting a huge storm here so will catch you all later.

 

[OzSteamer]

Well I WAS going to ppst, but...



I was gonna post (hi to all, and thanks to Azure for defending us guys, LOL!) a story here, for Azure, but...


There's a dirty great thunderstorm just to the immediate west, just blew up in the last few minutes...so I gotta log off or fry my computer!!!


See y'all next week.

http://mirror.bom.gov.au/products/IDR042.loop.shtml

 

[QuickDuck]

*waves bye* to cherry

looks like we might get it too....*shudder* baaaaaaad

 

[AzureSky]

Cherrylips

I don';t take much personally...everyone has a right to their opinion ...I was expressing mine..way too many women are stuck in stiffling relationships...I'm lucky that I'm not..My marriage was a wonderful one...my main reason for staying single..I doubt I would ever have anything even close to that again

 

[QuickDuck]

wind, rain, lightning..... gawd

ok who took the red cordial i found?

 

[AzureSky]

Your welcome Oz
I will always defend men.....for every"men are bastard story" there is a equally good "women are bitches"

I know I sure as hell would hate to live on earth without men

 

[Shazza]

I'm Jealous!

No storms here, and I love them. Thunder Lightning, driving wind and rains, mmmmm, love them. When I was a kid and a storm came across (this was in country northern NSW) the whole family would sit on the back verandah and watch it come across the hilss at the bak of the farm. It was the best fun, one night we watched a bolt of lightning hit a tree way up the hill, awesome stuff!