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Still i don't think i could go back to working for someone else as i like being my own boss to much.[/QUOTE]
yeah me to. i dont like taking orders.like the freedon of having off when it suits me.not that i take much time off .dont even have sick days off ..

Little Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little Billy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
"Oh?“ replied the man. "
Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
"No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own f*cking business!!"
 
looks like little billy has replaced little jonny in the jokes.

Yeah i don't have sick days either unless i am really sick. I think i might be a workaholic though. :confused:
 
evening aussies :)

nearly time for jolly-joy-happy-love crap time.
what gets me about xmas is that all these people, who absolutely cannot stand eachother for the other 364 days of the year, come together for this one day and pretend to be all lovey-dovey before they all go home again to live in hate :rolleyes:
aahhh well..... at least i'll have alcohol to get me thro it!
 
hello warroir queen...judging by the assholes on the freeway today dont think xmas spirit was a priority...road rage was all the go..

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Billy.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little Billy says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little Billy replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
 
warrior queen said:
evening aussies :)

nearly time for jolly-joy-happy-love crap time.
what gets me about xmas is that all these people, who absolutely cannot stand eachother for the other 364 days of the year, come together for this one day and pretend to be all lovey-dovey before they all go home again to live in hate :rolleyes:
aahhh well..... at least i'll have alcohol to get me thro it!
Hey warrior queen.
How's the health, still on the mend and recovering fast i hope.


So true for this time of year.
Christmas has become so fucking commercalized that the true meaning has gone out the window. What happened to spending quality time with the family and enjoying a good meal, though for some that's not possible.
 
WANTED

A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious

But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.


Isn't this what all blokes want from a woman?
 
m.j.h said:
So true for this time of year.
Christmas has become so fucking commercalized that the true meaning has gone out the window. What happened to spending quality time with the family and enjoying a good meal, though for some that's not possible.

heh - i sent wells in africa as gifts to all those i kinda-sorta like this year :D
they can't even get cross at me!
lol, gotta love the wonderful evil-ness of it.
 
warrior queen said:
heh - i sent wells in africa as gifts to all those i kinda-sorta like this year :D
they can't even get cross at me!
lol, gotta love the wonderful evil-ness of it.


Okay, how did you do that?

Remind me never to upset you as it could be a painful experience by the sounds of it.
 
madkeen aussie said:
hey all another aussie here. Any qlders up around the central parts?

Hey how are you?
We're a pretty laid back bunch as are all Aussies.Don't be bashful and jump right into the conversation.
 
madkeen aussie said:
hey all another aussie here. Any qlders up around the central parts?
hello madkeen...not sure who from QLD yet alone from central parts
 
Hic!

Sorry guys..
I know I popped in a while back but since then I strolled down the street to catch up with a friend....was supposed to be a 15 minute stop..turned into a three glass event and now I'm back!



If the apprentice speiling nazi is anywhere around I'm in real trouble cos...3 large glasses of white in a short time space and nothing to eat is really telling tales out of school at the moment!!!! :D
 
madkeen aussie said:
hey all another aussie here. Any qlders up around the central parts?


You'll find there are a number of Qlder's who frequent these parts......but none that have been about over the last week or two.....not unusual....just hop in and meet the rest of the gang!

Welcome to the madhouse!
 
australwind said:
Hic!

Sorry guys..
I know I popped in a while back but since then I strolled down the street to catch up with a friend....was supposed to be a 15 minute stop..turned into a three glass event and now I'm back!



If the apprentice speiling nazi is anywhere around I'm in real trouble cos...3 large glasses of white in a short time space and nothing to eat is really telling tales out of school at the moment!!!! :D


Hey Austral. :kiss:
Sounds like you had a good day then. :devil:

I think the apprentice will let any mistakes go for now considering the amount you have had. :)
 
I hope so.......I really need to eat something or I will be on my ear!

Then I can have another drink!!! ;)

Don't have to drive anywhere 'til the morning, so what the hey!
 
australwind said:
I hope so.......I really need to eat something or I will be on my ear!

Then I can have another drink!!! ;)

Don't have to drive anywhere 'til the morning, so what the hey!

careful on your feet then, don't want you falling over and hurting yourself.

*guides her in the direction of the kitchen*
 
m.j.h said:
careful on your feet then, don't want you falling over and hurting yourself.

*guides her in the direction of the kitchen*

guide her to the phone, ordering in pizza is a lot safer
 
m.j.h said:
Yeah good point.

You want to order a pizza instead Austral?


Was using sharp objects ealier...to trim a cover for a CD...think I might be safe in the kitchen!

Thing is...I'm not really hungry!
 
warrior queen said:
evening aussies :)

nearly time for jolly-joy-happy-love crap time.
what gets me about xmas is that all these people, who absolutely cannot stand eachother for the other 364 days of the year, come together for this one day and pretend to be all lovey-dovey before they all go home again to live in hate :rolleyes:
aahhh well..... at least i'll have alcohol to get me thro it!

Im an old softy and dont mind the falseness of the xmas season at all, any excuse to catch up with friends for a drink or two is fine by me.
I guess I am lucky enough that all my family and friends are very genuine and there is no false just being nice crap at all.
 
australwind said:
Is this experience talking here? ;)


yeah, few drinks and I often get the munchies, its also handy as the pizza guy can deliver extra coke to go with the bourbon
 
australwind said:
Was using sharp objects ealier...to trim a cover for a CD...think I might be safe in the kitchen!

Thing is...I'm not really hungry!

Glad you can handle the sharp objects. Wouldn't want you to get hurt now.
 
nostress said:
yeah, few drinks and I often get the munchies, its also handy as the pizza guy can deliver extra coke to go with the bourbon


I have yet to find a pizza guy who can deliver Red wine ...

After the Pizza Pub went broke about 15 years ago......nobody has stepped up to take their place! Home delivery booze and pizza to go with it...what more could you ask? :D
 
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