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[witch_fire]

That's my point.........I was otherwise engaged!




And I'm not telling where he is....'cos he's mine!

Thats okay. I like to watch somtimes.

 

[witch_fire]

hello ..

Afternoon Valia.

 

[OzDave]

hello ..

Hello Valia. You're looking well today.

 

[australwind]

Secretive women can be so exciting. Sometimes. Sometimes they just confuse me

Guess, they'll show up sometime. I have my spares anyway.You ladies getting some special attention today it seems. Some lucky guys around.

Just one very lucky guy.........



*stuffs keys quickly into back pocket of my jeans and attempts the nonchalant look that usually works to cover any misdeneanour*

 

[Valia]

hi cadoras, witch fire, dave ,australwind.

 

[australwind]

hi cadoras, witch fire, dave ,australwind.

Hi Valia

 

[witch_fire]

Sorry, i have to go pick up the kids from school.

See you later.

 

[Cadoras]

Sorry, i have to go pick up the kids from school.

See you later.

Bye Witch_fire

 

[Valia]

Sorry, i have to go pick up the kids from school.

See you later.

bye . witch fire

 

[australwind]

Sorry, i have to go pick up the kids from school.

See you later.

Later, witchie...drive safely......

 

[OzDave]

Bye witchy. Catch you later.

 

[Don K Dyck]

Hey DON amazing how you appear when Mr G's thread gets a mention.

heheheheh . . . well . . . you know how it is Gil . . . sometimesyou just gotta make a meal of it . . .

 

[Don K Dyck]

bye . witch fire

Hio Valia of the very erotic av . . .

 

[australwind]

Afternoon, Don........

 

[Valia]

hello again

 

[davoo]

hello again

helllo valia..and who ever is lurking

 

[australwind]

I never lurk......I loiter with intent!


Evening Davoo

 

[davoo]

I never lurk......I loiter with intent!


Evening Davoo

good evening austral....well i lurk and not ashamed to admit it haha

 

[plook980]

hello

 

[davoo]

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing noone around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.

Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.

A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts.

"What's that ?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.

"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.

"Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be painful.... I had tennis elbow once."

 

[m.j.h]

Hi everybody.

How was the day for you all?

 

[davoo]

hey there mjh..day was fine if u call workin fun ...just in holiday mode to soon.another joke i got in a email for everyone

Subject: Fw: Scientific Study (Very interesting)

A recent scientific study found that women find different male
Faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with
rugged, masculine features.

And when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol,
set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump up his
arse

 

[m.j.h]

hey there mjh..day was fine if u call workin fun ...just in holiday mode to soon.another joke i got in a email for everyone

Subject: Fw: Scientific Study (Very interesting)

A recent scientific study found that women find different male
Faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with
rugged, masculine features.

And when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol,
set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump up his
arse

Nice joke.
What sort of work you do?

 

[davoo]

commercial builder/carpenter...my company, it pays the bills but gettin tired of politics in the trade..another joke

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey "hey you! What are you doing?"
The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard, "whats the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting moking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says "fuuuuuuuck dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

 

[m.j.h]

commercial builder/carpenter...my company, it pays the bills but gettin tired of politics in the trade..another joke

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey "hey you! What are you doing?"
The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard, "whats the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting moking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says "fuuuuuuuck dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

LOL, another good one.
Work sucks when it gets all the political bullshit.
get enough of it in the taxis as well.
Still i don't think i could go back to working for someone else as i like being my own boss to much.