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Hiya Tony,

I gotta say it is refreshing to find someone else with that problem.

I always needed 35lb weight belts.... thats a hell of alot more than the average person.

Just meant i had to carry more BHS. *sigh*
 
If the panties are on offer

I'd be happy to jump on in

Course - at 6'2" and 110 kg - that'd be a tight squeeze

especially with QD and his ducky in there already.
 
Morning Tony :kiss:

I have two good floatation devices...I will come prop ya up ;)

oo that was a tad crude:eek:
 
My theory on g strings

Womens undies always slide up my butt so I figure I may as well wear ones that are meant to be up there..~nodding head~
 
AzureSky said:
My theory on g strings

Womens undies always slide up my butt so I figure I may as well wear ones that are meant to be up there..~nodding head~

oh well it all makes sense of course.

plus i would not complain about them on you at all... and if i do, then i seriously need my head checked
 
AzureSky said:
Morning Tony :kiss:

I have two good floatation devices...I will come prop ya up ;)

oo that was a tad crude:eek:

ok well that broke my brain for the day..... *sigh*drool*

I like frogs, and their outlook, and the way they get together in wet places on warm nights and sing about sex
 
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flotation devices

Hi henry - top of the morning to you

QD - I understand - as soon as I put on a wetty it bulks me up in a BIG way - I used to carry around 30 lbs but now have alot of other equipment (double tanks, big torches etc) that means I don't have to worry. But OUT of a wetsuit I sink straight to the bottom.

Azure - if I had flotation devices like yours - it would solve a LOT of my problems!

I can think of a lot of good uses to put them to...
 
QuickDuck said:


ok well that broke my brain for the day..... *sigh*drool*

I like frogs, and their outlook, and the way they get together in wet places on warm nights and sing about sex


ONLY sing about it...gees....:D
 
Duckie
wish I had a camera here...I have the perfect funny pic...Unjay ontop of the roof trusses singing and doing something with his hips:rolleyes: to your fav song (Cherrylips)....remember how he looks and imagine this...a man in his early 40's...long hair and beard...beer belly....got the builders bum crack showing...tis a sight...LOL
 
AzureSky said:
Duckie
wish I had a camera here...I have the perfect funny pic...Unjay ontop of the roof trusses singing and doing something with his hips:rolleyes: to your fav song (Cherrylips)....remember how he looks and imagine this...a man in his early 40's...long hair and beard...beer belly....got the builders bum crack showing...tis a sight...LOL

ok now my brain is definately broken :D
 
uh hu...I called out and told him to stop it before someone things he is a rare yowie and shoots him...:D
 
builders bum crack

It is an epidemic!!

Much loved - though!

I went through the early bumcrack period - along with a mullet.

I got rid of the mullet - but found the buymcrack really worked like a chick magnet.

I still show it around occasionally when I want to impress:-
* interviews
* meeting my wife's parents for the first time
* new students on board.

Always works like a charm
 
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tonymo2000 said:
It is an epidemic!!

Much loved - though!

I went through the early bumcrack period - along with a mullet.

I got rid of the mullet - but found the buymcrack really worked like a chick magnet.

I still show it around occasionally when I want to impress:-
* interviews
* meeting my wife's parents for the first time
* new students on board.

Always works like a charm

hmm Tony, just as i read this, 2MMM started playing the new Area7 song.....


*singing*
Well he's the king of fashion in his neighborhood,
With his ripped blue jeans and a flannel shirt.
A well kept mullet and a packet of smokes,
His mates will all tell ya he's a real top bloke.
His real name is Barry, but his mates call him Bazza.
And his girlfriend's name is Sharon, but you can just call her Shazza.
Real top Sheila, real top sort,
She'll even change your stubby while your watching sport.

But don't victimize him for his way of life,
He's sick and tired of hearing people say...

Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan.
Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan.

He drives a VK Commodore with alloy wheels,
With a home made spoiler made from crappy steel.
Pair of fluffy dice and all the other toys,
But his No Fear sticker is his pride and joy.
Saturday night the boys hit town.
Yeah they're cruising the streets with their windows down.
Put on some Barnsey and they're on their way,
You'll hear the car com'n from a mile away.

But don't victimize him for his way of life,
He's sick and tired of hearing people say...

Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan.
Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan.

Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan.
Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan.

Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan.
Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan.
 
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hmmm..well when the guys bend over near me showing their bum cracks i drop a coin down and pull their arms..buggers never pay out though:(


I really have to stop multi tasking
 
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AzureSky said:
hmmm..well when the guys bend over near me showing their bum cracks i drop a coin down and pull their arms..buggers never pay out though:(


I really have to stop multi tasking

hehehe well at least you pull their arms *wink*
 
Great news

just got a call my oldest god daughter... just had her bub...a fine healthy little boy...woooooooooo hoooooooo....:D
 
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