aussies

[nostress]

gota run, catch ya later tonight

 

[rigidroger]

Guess who's got a hot date tonight!

Must've been that curry you had last night!

btw Thanks for your birthday greetings and unneccessary comments about my age.

 

[Gil_T2]

Its getting to the stage that I forget what sex is

but sure as hell know all about frisky

It started as just a blow job but I wanted something to play with too so spent ages stopping just as she was about to cum over & over & over & over till she spoke out sounding like Linda Blair in that scene from the Exorcist I had to finish her off then.


Scarey stuff.

 

[Gil_T2]

Must've been that curry you had last night!

btw Thanks for your birthday greetings and unneccessary comments about my age.

Oh but the joys of the NET do wonders for keeping us the age we want to be like my AV which I've just realised was taken more than half my life ago.

 

[rigidroger]

Oh but the joys of the NET do wonders for keeping us the age we want to be like my AV which I've just realised was taken more than half my life ago.

All I can say to that is that if your AV was taken half a life ago, then in it you don't look twice your age.

 

[Gil_T2]

All I can say to that is that if your AV was taken half a life ago, then in it you don't look twice your age.

Um thanks although i've always been of the thought "here i am like it or lump it this is me"

 

[ifitsfundoit]

Hi guys.....

Just a quick fly through, I'm about to dive under the shower and make myself gorgeous.

Guess who's got a hot date tonight!

Is it me?

I was out for dinner with ever wonderful Mrs. Ifits.

Surely she counts as a hot date

 

[fa18]

Hi guys.....

Just a quick fly through, I'm about to dive under the shower and make myself gorgeous.

Guess who's got a hot date tonight!

ok well I had better introduce myself first I am the lucky bugger who spent the nite with Ladybird and I can say one thing oh what a nite !!!!!!

 

[nostress]

ok well I had better introduce myself first I am the lucky bugger who spent the nite with Ladybird and I can say one thing oh what a nite !!!!!!

we could of guessed that by the fact you only had the strength and time for one post before she dragged you off again

welcome to the thread

 

[mortalwombat]

ok well I had better introduce myself first I am the lucky bugger who spent the nite with Ladybird and I can say one thing oh what a nite !!!!!!

is it wrong to be jealous of a newbie? welcome fa-look after her, she's a special lady to all of us

 

[australwind]

Hey there, Mr Batty....

 

[fa18]

is it wrong to be jealous of a newbie? welcome fa-look after her, she's a special lady to all of us

I am looking after her as we speak.

Nice to meet you all, maybe I will need looking after soon.

 

[australwind]

Hehehehehehe


Knowing LB, you're lucky you're still standing at this point!


Nice to meet you, FA!

 

[nostress]

take one packet of jelly crystals mix with a cup of warm water and 200ml of Vodka
pour in to shot glasses and place in fridge, drink with straw or for those who are good with the tounge in tight small area the contents can be licked out......
between jelly shots drink bourbon and coke as well as cowgirl shots.....
I have had a very good night

 

[mortalwombat]

take one packet of jelly crystals mix with a cup of warm water and 200ml of Vodka
pour in to shot glasses and place in fridge, drink with straw or for those who are good with the tounge in tight small area the contents can be licked out......
between jelly shots drink bourbon and coke as well as cowgirl shots.....
I have had a very good night

tis a wonder u can type!

 

[nostress]

tis a wonder u can type!

its been a good night, lots of laughs and talking lots of pizza, just enough booze to make me nice and relaxed but still able to function

 

[Cadoras]

Having failed in my brief attempt to read the 3247 pages of posts contained in this thread, I have decided that it may infact be a better idea to post a message of my own and forget about reading 4 years of other people's posts, at least for today. Of course the main problem with that idea is that I'm not sure what exactly to say, so I shall leave it at a simple Greetings and find something slightly more intelligent at a later date.

 

[nostress]

Having failed in my brief attempt to read the 3467 pages of posts contained in this thread, I have decided that it may infact be a better idea to post a message of my own and forget about reading 4 years of other people's posts, at least for today. Of course the main problem with that idea is that I'm not sure what exactly to say, so I shall leave it at a simple Greetings and find something slightly more intelligent at a later date.

welcome to the thread Cadoras.
thats pretty much how most of started off and you will be surprised just how fast you will find you can really join in.
you could start by telling us a little more about yourself.....age...sex...etc

 

[warrior queen]

good morning trev , and welcome cadoras

ahhhh.... a lazy sunday!
nothing to do apart from a little laundry, and plenty of relaxation
it has been a fairly full-on week for me - seems like everyone wants to be pierced in time for xmas!
good for the bottom line... not so good for down-time and recuperation.

 

[mortalwombat]

Having failed in my brief attempt to read the 3467 pages of posts contained in this thread, I have decided that it may infact be a better idea to post a message of my own and forget about reading 4 years of other people's posts, at least for today. Of course the main problem with that idea is that I'm not sure what exactly to say, so I shall leave it at a simple Greetings and find something slightly more intelligent at a later date.

welcoms cadoras-for someone not knowing what to say you've managed about 4 lines which is a damn sight better than my first post which was about 1/2 a line!

 

[mortalwombat]

good morning trev , and welcome cadoras

ahhhh.... a lazy sunday!
nothing to do apart from a little laundry, and plenty of relaxation
it has been a fairly full-on week for me - seems like everyone wants to be pierced in time for xmas!
good for the bottom line... not so good for down-time and recuperation.

and maybe you should have piecing gift certificates so you can be busy after xmas too! i can see it now, little kiddies checking their stockings "oh wow mum look-santa has sent me a belly button piercing" or "darling, i cant believe you got me a prince albert-just what i've always wanted!" or " thanks for the nipple piercing dad" or "what the fuck are you thinking you useles chicken shit husband of mine-NO i am not getting my tongue pierced you dirty prick!"

 

[Ladybird]

Hello everybodies....

Tis such a pretty day here today, I do believe spring has finally sprung.

How are you all?

And a big warm welcome to a fellow West Aussie... hiya Cadoras, I'm glad you found us. Already you are showing much wisdom in not reading past pages here. If you are curious at all, the last 10 should be more than enough to bring you up to speed.

Well, the world awaits and I have stuff to do, so I'd better go do it. Have a great day peoples.

 

[warrior queen]

and maybe you should have piecing gift certificates so you can be busy after xmas too! i can see it now, little kiddies checking their stockings "oh wow mum look-santa has sent me a belly button piercing" or "darling, i cant believe you got me a prince albert-just what i've always wanted!" or " thanks for the nipple piercing dad" or "what the fuck are you thinking you useles chicken shit husband of mine-NO i am not getting my tongue pierced you dirty prick!"

rofl - i do have vouchers....
and they're selling like crazy!
and i know which ones are for below-the-belt - they cost more

 

[nostress]

some good news today..... the EX is now out of coma, still a way to go and another operation to face up to but all in all she is improving a little bit every day and the prospect for a full recovery is looking better


and I am not just saying that so I have somewhere to dump the kids of a weekend

 

[nostress]

"what the fuck are you thinking you useles chicken shit husband of mine-NO i am not getting my tongue pierced you dirty prick!"

I take it that means you will have to rethink what you had planned to buy the other half