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[Gil_T2]

Well i'm out of here & BANDIT takes over the keyboards.

 

[mortalwombat]

Mrs Ifits is pregnant

13 week scan tomorrow morning, and of course, I'll be tagging along like a devoted dad to be should.

congratulations to u both ifits!

 

[ifitsfundoit]

congratulations to u both ifits!

Gotta go. Mrs Ifits needs picking up from the city.

See ya all again soon

 

[australwind]

................................................................................pppppffffffffftttttt!


And they're gone!




Who WERE those masked men??????

 

[Ladybird]

Mrs Ifits is pregnant

13 week scan tomorrow morning, and of course, I'll be tagging along like a devoted dad to be should.

Wow.... now this is just damn wonderful news! Congratulations to you and the oh so sexy Mrs Ifits, I'm really really happy for the both of you.

Please give her a hug and kiss for me Ifits, and ask her to do the same to you from me.

Aunty LB... has a nice ring to it, doesn't it.

 

[mortalwombat]

ladybird, ladybird, ladybird-how i wish you were on the same time as me sometime!

 

[Ladybird]

ladybird, ladybird, ladybird-how i wish you were on the same time as me sometime!

But I am.......

 

[Ladybird]

And now you've disappeared.... sob.

 

[ifitsfundoit]

And now you've disappeared.... sob.

But I've come back...for a moment....and then i too will be gone again.

Aren't time zones a pain in the proverbial.

Thanks for the best wishes. I will of course, extend them to the oh so sexy one.

Aunty LB? Does this mean you'll be available for baby sitting duties. We pay $5 an hour. We have cable, an espresso machine, one of the best views in the world from the balcony, and we dont mind if you root provided you clean your mess up.

 

[Ladybird]

But I've come back...for a moment....and then i too will be gone again.

Aren't time zones a pain in the proverbial.

Thanks for the best wishes. I will of course, extend them to the oh so sexy one.

Aunty LB? Does this mean you'll be available for baby sitting duties. We pay $5 an hour. We have cable, an espresso machine, one of the best views in the world from the balcony, and we dont mind if you root provided you clean your mess up.

Babysitting would be a joy, no payment req thank you.

I can bring my root with me? Done deal darlin'.

 

[ozzy_reader05]

Hi im from oz 24 yo male from adelaide any horny ladies out there i would love to fuck older women married or not BE MY FANTASY

 

[nostress]

Babysitting would be a joy, no payment req thank you.

I can bring my root with me? Done deal darlin'.

does that mean we are going to be baby sitting together

 

[nostress]

Mrs Ifits is pregnant

13 week scan tomorrow morning, and of course, I'll be tagging along like a devoted dad to be should.

Hi Stranger,

you sure do know how to announce your back. That is great news, wishing you both all the best

 

[bertrande]

I am still alive

Hi all


just letting you know that I am still kicking around - I have been very busy with work and a couple of committees that I am on. In the last 3 days I have had to give 2 speeches and chair a meeting for around 80 people plus work and be a mum, it all went well - I surprise myself sometimes.

Hope you wonderful friends are all well and I haven't missed anything too important (too much to read back and not enough time). Take care and see you soon

 

[Gil_T2]

Takes ya back!!!





DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN...?

All the girls had ugly gym uniforms?

It took five minutes for the TV warm up?

Nearly everyone's Mum was at home when the kids got home from school?

Nobody owned a purebred dog?

When you could leave your wallet and shoes wrapped up in a towel on
the beach and know that they would be there when you got back.

You'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny?

Your Mum wore stockings that came in two pieces?

All your male teachers wore ties and female teachers had their hair
done every day and wore high heels?

You got your windscreen cleaned, oil checked, and petrol pumped,
without asking, all for free, every time?

Cereals had free toys hidden inside the box?

It was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner
at a real restaurant with your parents?

They threatened to keep kids back a year if they failed. . .and they
did?

When a 57 Holden was everyone's dream car?

No one ever asked where the car keys were because they were always in
the car, in the ignition, and the doors were never locked?

Lying on your back in the grass with your friends
and saying things like, "That cloud looks like a ."
and playing footy with no adults to help kids with the rules of the
game?


Stuff from the shop came without safety caps and hermetic seals
because no one had yet tried to poison a perfect stranger?

And with all our progress, don't you just wish, just once,
you could slip back in time and savour the slower pace,
and share it with the children of today?

When being sent to the principal's office was nothing
compared to the fate that awaited the student at home?

Basically we were in fear for our lives,
but it wasn't because of drive-by shootings, drugs, gangs, etc.

Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat!

But we survived because their love was greater than the threat.

Send this on to someone who can still remember
Nancy Drew, Laurel and Hardy, The Famous Five
Secret Seven, Biggles,
The Lone Ranger, Phantom,
Roy and Dale and Trigger.

As well as summers filled with bike rides, cricket games,
Hula Hoops, monkey bars, visits to the beach and
"conversation" lollies.

Didn't that feel good, just to go back and say, "Yeah, I remember that"?

I am sharing this with you today
because it ended with a double dare to pass it on.

To remember what a double dare is, read on.
And remember that the perfect age is somewhere between
old enough to know better and too young to care.

How many of these do you remember?

Lolly cigarettes, Freddo frogs at 3d each, marbles,
Home milk delivery in glass bottles with aluminium tops
news reels before the movie,
Sandshoes
45 RPM records
Hi-Fi's
Metal ice cubes trays with levers
Mimeograph paper
Cork pop guns
Drive ins
Valiants
Washtub wringers
Reel-To-Reel tape recorders
houses made of cards
Mechano Sets
That awful pink slab of bubble gum
Penny lollies
35 cent a gallon petrol
rope petticoates
pointy toed shoes
brylcream a little dab will do you

Do you remember a time when...
Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-moe"? or one potato two potato three potato more
"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest?
It wasn't odd to have two or three "Best Friends"?
The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was "boy or girl
germs"?
Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a shanghai?
Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute commercials for action
figures?
Spinning around, getting dizzy, and falling down was cause for giggles?

The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team?
Playing cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle?
Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin?
Water balloons were the ultimate weapon?
If you can remember most or all of these, then you have lived!!!!!!!

Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from
their "grown-up" life . . .I double-dare-ya!

 

[mortalwombat]

Hi all


just letting you know that I am still kicking around - I have been very busy with work and a couple of committees that I am on. In the last 3 days I have had to give 2 speeches and chair a meeting for around 80 people plus work and be a mum, it all went well - I surprise myself sometimes.

Hope you wonderful friends are all well and I haven't missed anything too important (too much to read back and not enough time). Take care and see you soon

*hugs* for my favourite literotican (is that a word?) nice to see you in here!

 

[nostress]

*hugs* for my favourite literotican (is that a word?) nice to see you in here!

its a word now, share it around.
thats how WQ and I came up with "Squiding"
just the word, the how to she did by her self

 

[ifitsfundoit]

Hi Stranger,

you sure do know how to announce your back. That is great news, wishing you both all the best

Thanks Nos

Well....you know...I do like an etrance when I get the chance. They are so few

 

[australwind]

Just popping in to say goodnight to "literoticans" and any other cans that may be about

 

[nostress]

I loved your post Gil about "remember when.

I mentioned to my kids how I use to go to the city pool after school and sneak a ride home on the milkys horse and cart......they looked at me as if I had just admited having a pet dinosaur

 

[nostress]

Just popping in to say goodnight to "literoticans" and any other cans that may be about

nite Austral, sleep well

 

[ifitsfundoit]

Babysitting would be a joy, no payment req thank you.

I can bring my root with me? Done deal darlin'.

If you must, although we were thinking we might like to "reward" the babysitter(s) in our own particular style.

Oh my....had the 13 week scan this morning. Our child to be is a little over 7 cms long and looking rather normal. It's a real shock to the syste to see it moving about. I always thought it would be still, but no, thrashing about like a good 'un, sucking its thumb and the like.

Then again, if I was having my sleep disturbed by some sod poking me with an ultra-sound thingy, I'd be thrashing about, and then some

 

[nostress]

If you must, although we were thinking we might like to "reward" the babysitter(s) in our own particular style.

Oh my....had the 13 week scan this morning. Our child to be is a little over 7 cms long and looking rather normal. It's a real shock to the syste to see it moving about. I always thought it would be still, but no, thrashing about like a good 'un, sucking its thumb and the like.

Then again, if I was having my sleep disturbed by some sod poking me with an ultra-sound thingy, I'd be thrashing about, and then some

its pretty amazing to see, and did you get a photo to take home

 

[ifitsfundoit]

its pretty amazing to see, and did you get a photo to take home

Oh yes, and I've shown it to half a dozen people today. Had to hold back from showing it to everyone I met.

Never felt so paternal. It's a very wierd feeling. Guess I'll get used to it though

 

[nostress]

Oh yes, and I've shown it to half a dozen people today. Had to hold back from showing it to everyone I met.

Never felt so paternal. It's a very wierd feeling. Guess I'll get used to it though

once they become teenagers and start to rule the house the parenting thing goes right out the window. I still have the ultrsound image of my kids