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I don't know AzureSky... I haven't heard from him all week.

Although he did say he was going to be incredibly busy this week.

So hopefully this weekend...

I sure do miss him though...
 
Oh course he will Azure.. probably when you are least expecting it..

You wait and see..;)
 
Train trip?

Hey Azure, that sounds like a nice relaxed trip.
A nice train ride in a sleeper would be my speed, and slower for my pace!
Only time I went on a long train trip was to the Brisbane Expo and just in the tortuous seats of that old rattler with my young daughter, that was so exhausting! 17 hours! (That was my last

Anyway, a nice train trip, with a bed at least would be enjoyable I think!
I have some friends in WA, but the cash and stuff is a bit out for the moment.
Other than that, if I could afford it, a holiday on a cruise ship or an island, being waited on!
Not parading my flesh, next to a pool, in the burning sun nah, just relaxing! sleepng until the night life, the partying!
Doh, my mind has left me!
Grins, yeah well, that's not difficult!

Huh, what was the start of this?

Doh dragonette moi, time to go to your lair and rest!

Smiles at Azure, I knows ya dont mean me!




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Ladybird
Got a Perth question for you
I was talking to someone about a nice train trip I had once to Melb. Had a nice little cabin and everything and it really was a cool trip
Anyways we got to talking about a train trip to Perth from Syd, Of course alot longer trip. What I was wondering is do you know where the rail line goes? Would it be a nice trip? there is alot of absolute nothing between Syd and Perth.

I think maybe I would like to go if this person would like to come with me.


That was a subtle hint incase the person in question missed it :p
 
Dragonette !!

Do you know what the time is!!

It's time you should be in bed fast asleep.. not lurking around the corridors of lit..


So take youself off to bed please and get some sleep!

NOW!!
 
Aussies in NYC

Hi Everyone!

Thought of you all last night as a friend and I enjoyed spending an hour or so with two naked Aussie men!!:eek:

I received two comp tickets to see "PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS" with the originators, David Friend and Simon Morley. My friend was a little disturbed, but I enjoyed it immensely; however, there were occasional moans from a lot of the men in the audience as these two guys stretched and twisted their privates (they claimed it didn't hurt!).:D

I'll never look at a hamburger the same way, and I especially enjoyed the "mollusc"!

Overall, it was a fun evening (although I came away missing Oman very much!);)
http://www.fyitoronto.com/htdocs/static/contests/puppeteers.jpg
 
Ducks

Hides from my special friend Ladybird!
Yeah I know!
I am invisable, you can't see me ( yeah well, worth a try!)

Jenny, I saw the previews of that on TV, my daughter went and said it was hilarious! Wish she had taken me.

Now, I am still way behind in this thread, still battling to catch up!


Oz steamy one:

My last story has NOT been accepted yet, due to it "not being original work". I tried to contact some of the "volunteer editors", but have gottten exactly zippo in response.

Haven't seen that un accepted wording so far!
I tried many volunteers, the ones that did reply were either so terribly grammitacally correct, it was to painful, or the others were worse than me!
All I really wanted was a proofreading and suggestion, we all get tend to put in a he instead of she etc.

1) can anyone direct me as to where I can find someone to assist in editing said story, who actually REPLIES to emails?

Well, if you want help in proofreading, spelling and as I said, those few things, then I can. Grammar - perfect, nope!

2) Can anyone suggest how I may "get this one past" the guys who run Literotica so as it gets submitted?
Laurel and Manu run this place, but the comment of not being origional work, is a whole different arena!
It means they think your story is plagarising someone else!
Ok, send it to me, I will have a look and see if I can find anything like it!
But you will have to be patient, but I will try!

I'd appreciate any suggestions (kind ones I mean).

Chuckles!

Yeah, as I said, I am still catching up, so I don't know if anyone else has made comments, either nice or......
Oh, no one here would be other than nice!
Naughty, smacks!
(Doh, now I have to think about who I meant there - me or you!)

Well, I was/am blond!
Now just grey and ancient!



;) :) ;) :( :confused: :eek: :mad:

:rose: :rose: :rose:
 
Trains!

It's ok, my brain is slowly catching up, or puffed passed me!

Hogswarts Express.....

Red steamer on platform Dream and 3/4

Walk inbetween the reality concrete structures, then catch the Express to........

Catch you on the passage of the train steamer to Literotica

PS, book a sleeper at least! Ummmm not bunks!

Doh dumble dore here, Oz, steaming ahead, you are past your 100!
Wheres the avi?
What a dragon helping hand to guide you?
Just roar, I might hear!
 
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buzz da ozzie

ms dragon

hope all goes with your eyes maybe all us guys could hold out our digits so you can count them

Hmmmm, bit blurry, some are fat, some are thin, some are long, some are short!

Oh yuck! I think it was Quickduck, he took his socks off!

Senses still work especially smell!

Well that knocked my tail out of wack!

I need to stagger to bar for a strong one or two or a few more!

:eek: :( :confused: :eek: :(

;) ;) ;)
 
I know, I is so sorrwy!

A stream of my posts in a row! Boring huh!
But I is trying to answer!

Welcome to Angelofsex and an Aussie from QLD studley_dubster

Oh, do we have have another one handed single digit one?
HUH quickie?

What was the question, first time? Have to check the archives on that, it was the bloke I married, after we were married, honeymoon night! Hazy memories, best man arriving for more drinks, me trying to get all the hairclips out of my hair, then brushing it, felt like straw

I remember asking him which nightgown, blue or lavender one, he chose the lavender (more in that, that you know) as to sex, can't remember! So it must have been really fantastic! (fantasy)
Yeah well, as I said, so long ago, in the dark ages!


Claps hands loundly, would yell if I had the energy, but bravo AZURE!
you know some of us ladies like men to shave certain parts too...at the risk of sounding crude ...it is hard to hack up a pubic hair in a lady like manner...kind of kills the mood....

Didn't us mere females fight for equal rights, fair is fair, we are expected to shave - legs, underarms etc. Then another shaving!
You know - I find males underarms, all that bushy hair very unattrative!
I am willing to share my razor! (thats equal, undiscrime... (doh, can't spell now, you know what I mean!)
LOL, talc and sorbaline also, don't help me, so you can have it!

Yeah itchy indeed, and the stubble trouble rash, it hurts ya know!
Then the nicks......doh, OUCH!
HUH, duckie, who says the itch don't last long!
(Scratches herself madly)
Hint here I think, S M R T, So Much Rotten Trivia, hey, I am being nice - I D ten T

Ok, it's late, or rather very, very early, sun already is up!

I always put it down to having dyslexic fingers.
I think the terminolgy is fumble fingers, doh don't blame the equipment!

Oh my, did I just say that, and I work with the machines, and yeah, I talk to them also! (surprise, but it does work!)
Hmmmm, maybe I had my mind elsewhere, different equipment?
Nah, rephrase, my mind is elsewhere, I will have to go look for it!
It seems to have escaped me!

yes, my arse took an IQ test and was found to be most intelligent
Well there is a comment/ hummm many comments actually, on that, but I will resist!
I am being nice QD!

Hello pigl3t, welcome to this very strange thread! Actually it is usually more saner than this, but then again, who wants to be sane!

I retract that, Tim and Quick and Pigl3t, I stand back!
Too strange for me, just a mega strange, absurb thought, you maybe know each other?
<shakes head>

And as to QD being off as he says, maybe it's the socks?
i am off as well.
Oh, he really does have a foot fetish!
Well, it was still fun, but i will be gentle with the foot *lol*

Oh great and now he goes all techno babble on me! Hey, gimme a break, no brain, pain but no gain!
Have to get my computer dictionary out, is a thingy close to a thingymejig? or it that a whatsit? hmmm maybe its a dohicky?

No, not tonight, to technical for me!
And I still have not caught up!
Do dumb dibble dumb me

Waves to cherry!

Hate to put a damper on stuff OS, but in the news, that train that got burnt out!
Anyway, have you been on a Sydney train? The rattlers wreck you, seats are torture and the new Tarago (Is that their name) there seats are even worse!
Being on a train brings you into contact with all, it can be very terrifying! and then a station at night is no fun either!
Sorry, it just reminded me of the incident my daughter had, when she was 16, harassed by 6 young males, and the police station is in the next street, someone could have walked there easily, took 45 minutes from the phone call, which was from a friend near me, (no one at the station, and it was a shock that the phone there was working!) before the police car arrived!
Took me 30 minutes to drive there as soon as I heard!

Hey, tomorrow you could be hit by the garbage truck!
Who knows, so, one day at a time!

Hello Dracoa!

Thumbs up OS! glad you made the century there

Oh Lady dear, as always, up front and best part forward!
It is a great look, I am sure you have them all drooling in their eyes, oops, meant aisles!
[bold]And on a more subtle note[/bold]

Speaking of which... I just know that none of you will forget my birthday on March 10.. right?

10 March, a very tit a lating date!

Ssssssh dear, I can see the time, (blurrily) and my head is thumping louder than my tail ever has!
But, I am a dragon, I keep strange times, plus I have had so much to catch up on, and have not even popped into the bar!

Oh, carpel tunnel, RSI, I have that one! wish I could crawl away into the tunnel!

Fuzzies with a digital camera is usually cos of movement, like me, mine are all fuzzy, I have to place it down, put it on timer shot, thats the only way I can do it!
But them maybe I have the shakes????
My daughter can do it, she just clicks away, they all come out clear!
Well she is a photographer, I am just happy if I get there heads in! LOL.

Doh, still more to catch up with, but I think most are now probably mine for a while!

Forgive me!
Just trying to be nice ya know!

PS, QD, forgive me to, but it was all so irastible! (that don't look right, nope not right or left even!, spelling, but I am to tired to care!) make it tempting instead!

oh, beddy time, better drag my limp appendage to my lair!

Later we can have a scar and stretch mark duel, I got stacks, so now I am off to beddy byes and disrobe and see them again!
Now that is a nightmarish thought, or is it a daymarish one?

Yep, well I can't even understand myself so that really is a problem!

Be well, be good, be bad, be great, have fun!
 
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Hi Dragonette. I bet you like this digit game. You seem to be having fun with it. We're in March now, the 9th is comin' up fast. Hope it goes well.

How are you LB? Hope things are going well with you too.

Hey Y'all. I'm a yank, a southern one anyway. I had this interchange with some Aussies a few years back and I wanted to post it here and see what you thought of it. This was the first time I'd ever met anyone from Australia so a lot of my perception of Australia is based on it. So, is this typical or unusual?

I was with a team in Hawaii for spring training - that's pre-season warm up and practice for baseball and it was about this time of year. We were working most of the time, but we got one afternoon off. Three of us went down to the beach to be able to at least say we saw it. After a couple hours we headed back and found a beachside open air bar. There was no "room' per se, it was like an ice cream counter, but it sold drinks. We each ordered a beer and sat down on stools and relaxed for a few moments before heading out for dinner. Shortly thereafter, three Australians came up from the beach towards the bar. One was carrying a small folding chair, they had beach blankets strung over their shoulders and all were shirtless and wearing shorts. When they got to the stand, the one standing in front asked for three beers. As he was accepting the beers from the bartender he asked "Ow late you open tonight mate?".

The bartender apologetically shrugged his shoulders a little and said "We close at 6pm which is only 5 minutes form now".

The Australian turned without saying a word, and handed one beer each to his friends. When he turned again to face the bartender he asked "How much beer ya got back there mate?"

The bartender opened each of the three refridgerator doors upwards and the Australian leaned down and looked over. I leaned over also and saw that there were at least three full cases of beer left. The Aussie tilted his head slightly up speak to the bartender and said "We'll take the lot".

I almost fell out of my chair. The bartender started scooping them out as fast as he could and put them in boxes. The Aussies handed the three of us a couple beers each and then they set off down the beach handing beers to anyone who was interested.
 
Hello there Roses...

You play baseball? Who for? Or just minor league or local league?

Sorry for the questions but I'm baseball crazy :D

As for b33r, we thrive on it :p
 
Good Morning everyone..

A big warm welcome to sugar_sweet. That's an awfully pretty nic.. I hope you visit us regularly here, we have a lot of fun, and I think you'll meet some of the best people here too..

Hiya LTGR... this is a nice surprise seeing you here. I think the story you related is a little unusual. Although Aussies do like their beer, and are very generous.

Pigl3t.. how are you feeling today hon.. any better? I'll bet the rest has done you the world of good though.

Dragonette.. I'm glad to see that you finally went to bed. A Dragon with sore eyes is one thing, but none of us wants a grumpy over tired Dragon! So sleep...
 
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