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studly_dubster
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so is there any great special topics tonite
you cant change that lovely av azure
you cant change that lovely av azure
Ladybird
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Ok... it must be my turn to tell a joke..
Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl’s old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss this vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor’s office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
“On a woman,” the doctor said, “the heart would be just below the left breast.”
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a bullet wound to her left knee.
Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl’s old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss this vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor’s office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
“On a woman,” the doctor said, “the heart would be just below the left breast.”
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a bullet wound to her left knee.
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studly_dubster said:so is there any great special topics tonite
you cant change that lovely av azure
it is pretty cool aint it?
gawd the thoughts that go through my mind when i look at it......
I will not say what they are, but pigl3t's church would have to drown me in holy water for them
studly_dubster
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QuickDuck said:
it is pretty cool aint it?
gawd the thoughts that go through my mind when i look at it......
I will not say what they are, but pigl3t's church would have to drown me in holy water for them
i hink it might have to be ice holy water
Ladybird
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AzureSky.. I've just sent you a pm hon with my email addy..
... and I've just checked my mobile... I had a missed call earlier this evening.. phew! lol
Yo Studley_dubster.. hello again!
Glad you like it QuickDuck.. now you know why I'm taking so many bra pics.. I want evidence that they did once sit in the right place!
... and I've just checked my mobile... I had a missed call earlier this evening.. phew! lol
Yo Studley_dubster.. hello again!
Glad you like it QuickDuck.. now you know why I'm taking so many bra pics.. I want evidence that they did once sit in the right place!
Ladybird
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ok... I'll share this with you all..
I got my joke and the pic I used earlier from this site..
http://postycity.net/postcards/fp/jokes.html
It's actually an e-card site, and one of the best I've seen. Lots of good stuff there, and permission is given for any of the graphics to be used elsewhere.
Nice change hey..
I got my joke and the pic I used earlier from this site..
http://postycity.net/postcards/fp/jokes.html
It's actually an e-card site, and one of the best I've seen. Lots of good stuff there, and permission is given for any of the graphics to be used elsewhere.
Nice change hey..
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