Attention guys.... Read this post

[skygazer]

>>>>>

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[DirtyKitten]

Thats right guys. He didn't get any cyber, so you won't either.

 

[MmmAndie]

Ladies, This is meant as in informational thread for the men on lit. You may not like what I have to say here so let me urge you not to read on any further....

Of course I had to read it....

 

[DirtyKitten]

Of course I had to read it....

And aren't you glad you did?? Don't you feel more informed now?

 

[Vikingstone]

Ladies, This is meant as in informational thread for the men on lit. You may not like what I have to say here so let me urge you not to read on any further....

This boy is quite mad. Possibly dangerous to himself and others.

 

[Billiebov]

Cybersex really isn't all that fulfilling really. It's kind of like masturbating to a porno that just might decide it wants to quit before you finish and you can't rewind it, nor can you return it and get your money back.

 

[DirtyKitten]

This boy is quite mad. Possibly dangerous to himself and others.

Have you gotten any cyber here Viking?

 

[sugarlips81]

Cybersex really isn't all that fulfilling really. It's kind of like masturbating to a porno that just might decide it wants to quit before you finish and you can't rewind it, nor can you return it and get your money back.

HAHAHA too true!!

 

[MmmAndie]

And aren't you glad you did?? Don't you feel more informed now?

Hmm, informed?? Can I get back to you on that?

 

[DirtyKitten]

Hmm, informed?? Can I get back to you on that?

ROFLMFAO!!!!

Hey check the "bored, bored, bored" thread right next to this one. He might have gotten some cyber. LOL

So I wonder if that makes this thread null and void now?

 

[skygazer]

Nope!!!!!!

 

[MmmAndie]

ROFLMFAO!!!!

Hey check the "bored, bored, bored" thread right next to this one. He might have gotten some cyber. LOL

So I wonder if that makes this thread null and void now?

I just saw that thread!! Null and void for sure....

 

[DirtyKitten]

So we're all still evil, close-minded bitches who won't cyber with you?

 

[Golden_Silence]

Ladies, This is meant as in informational thread for the men on lit. You may not like what I have to say here so let me urge you not to read on any further....
Guys, I joined literotica about five weeks ago. Initially I thought It was going to be like a sexual buffet. Afterall this is a site dedicated to all things erotic and sexual, right????? WRONG..... Unfortunatly, this has turned out not to be the case. From what I've seen so far, this site is sort of like a big cyber singles bar, in that all of the guys here are looking for cyber sexual partners while all the women are stuck in that same old looking to be romanced and seduced mindset. The result gentlemen, is that you are just as likely to go away from here empty handed and unfulfilled as you are from any singles bar in town. In spite of all the erotic literature and sexual overtones here, the women's attitudes are no more sexually progressive or liberated than any woman you'd meet on the street. I see it all the time here, that a man will post a thread seeking a cybersex partner for erotic conversation, and receive no responses.
So gentlemen... If you are on here looking for cybersex, you can't be blatent about it.... Don't give your threads titles like.... "LOOKING FOR CYBERSEX" or "HORNY WOMEN WANTED".... This is a situation where honesty is NOT the best policy. If you wish to be successful, make up some kind of silly word or number game to distract them. Be prepared to spend hours and hours at your computer writing love poems and sonnets, because apparently, even though you'll never meet these women that you are chatting with. Even though you are just typing words on a monitor, they still seem have this need to be pursued, persuaded, and conquered. Let me wish you luck in the hunt gentlemen. As for me, this my last post on Literotica. For me the game has grown tiresome, and OOOHHH so boring

Well fuckwit - thats what happens when you go to a site like this dick in hand and not connecting the brain first

 

[Vikingstone]

Have you gotten any cyber here Viking?

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell....

But what's that got to do with me, right? (said it before you could )

Why yes...I have enjoyed intimate, if imaginary, moments with several of the supremely hot and wild 'ladies' that populate these hallowed boards. In cyber-public on the boards and in cyber-private via PM or whatever.

Shall I give the n00bs a hint or two about what to do, DK?

 

[webber1998]

Ladies, This is meant as in informational thread for the men on lit. You may not like what I have to say here so let me urge you not to read on any further....

As my grandson would say All I hear is ...... blah...blah.blah....blah......blah.blah.blah...blah....blah

 

[DirtyKitten]

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell....

But what's that got to do with me, right? (said it before you could )

Why yes...I have enjoyed intimate, if imaginary, moments with several of the supremely hot and wild 'ladies' that populate these hallowed boards. In cyber-public on the boards and in cyber-private via PM or whatever.

Shall I give the n00bs a hint or two about what to do, DK?

Naaa, I think he should stick with whining like a bitch about not getting any and see how that works for him.

*sticks tongue in Vikings ear*

 

[Diamond_Girl]

Hey! I'm quite nice, very open-minded and can get down and dirty with the best of 'em. However, I don't come here looking for cyber partners or romance, as I happily had both when I joined. Besides, I think my current online lover didn't give me romance or anything. He was actually very honest, but respectful. I've noticed that most of the guys who PM me wanting cyber or phone sex are disrespectful and terribly unoriginal. Of course, now if they PM me for that, I throw "illiterate" in that list.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{DK}}}}}}}}}}}

 

[DirtyKitten]

As my grandson would say All I hear is ...... blah...blah.blah....blah......blah.blah.blah...blah....blah

You're a grandfather??? With that ass???

*meow*

 

[DirtyKitten]

Hey! I'm quite nice, very open-minded and can get down and dirty with the best of 'em. However, I don't come here looking for cyber partners or romance, as I happily had both when I joined. Besides, I think my current online lover didn't give me romance or anything. He was actually very honest, but respectful. I've noticed that most of the guys who PM me wanting cyber or phone sex are disrespectful and terribly unoriginal. Of course, now if they PM me for that, I throw "illiterate" in that list.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{DK}}}}}}}}}}}

((((((((((DG)))))))))))))


You gorgeous thing, how have you been?

 

[webber1998]

You're a grandfather??? With that ass???

*meow*

Yeah....twice over....

 

[Vikingstone]

Naaa, I think he should stick with whining like a bitch about not getting any and see how that works for him.

*sticks tongue in Vikings ear*

Whatever you say, Boss-Lady...

*turns head to collect your tongue in my mouth...hands sliding down your back to your fine round backside*

 

[DirtyKitten]

Yeah....twice over....

*covers mouth to keep the dirty thoughts from spilling out*

 

[sugarlips81]

You're a grandfather??? With that ass???

*meow*

I was thinking the same thing!

 

[DirtyKitten]

Whatever you say, Boss-Lady...

*turns head to collect your tongue in my mouth...hands sliding down your back to your fine round backside*

Cyber me Big Daddy. ROFL