Ok,so I know this might not be the best place to post this in,but I have seen alot of threads about public sex in here.Well,the thought of doing something dirty in public,being at risk and high chances of being caught,turns me on the most.Anyways to get to the point,I want to hear the dirtiest way you have Masturbated(Not sex with a partner)just ''self sex'' and where you did so.Also please,please say if you did get caught how you delt with the problem.
I'll start
Ok,the first time I had an orgasm outside was through anal masturbation,I was locked out(sitting on my door step) and it was raining,and for some strange reason I was so horny the pre-cum was sinking into my jeans.So I started to just rub across my jeans,then about 5 mins later I had my jeans down(just above my knees).I was sliding my fingers around my balls and slipped a finger just around the hole of my anus,it felt so good.I remembered I still had a tub of Dove body lotion in my back pack.So I got it out,lubed myself up and enetered my two fingers and had an amazing orgasm right there,while getting soaked in the rain.(BTW I was 17 at the time)
About 4 months ago after that,I was on a day out trip with my work to the wood for a promotion pic-nic-party for my friend.Anyways It got really boring so I slipped away,went to the nearest patchy wooden gap in the big bunch of trees(which was just by the pubic walk way.anyone would have seen me).I ripped my boxers off from under my jeans(i still find that strange of how I did it)got my erect penis out and went for it.Finished and came up a tree
The last was about 2 weeks ago,at a work placement temp job,it was my last day...and yes,you guessed it,i was horny.I told the boss(female and very hot)I needed to get a drink.Insted I went into the provate toilets(clean and fresh)and started jerking with the door open.About 5 mins later my boos walked in on me,while I was groaning.My heart was pounding,i didn't know what to do,And to my suprise all she did was walk up to me,placed hand againest my newly shaven pubic area and said ''Wow,thats smooth,wax?'' which I answer ''No,shave'' in pure fear.She then walked off,I finished up and sat backdown like nothing happened.She never ever brought the moment up again.
So,anyone have theirs? I really want to hear,Also I really want to hear if any females have done so.
I'll start
Ok,the first time I had an orgasm outside was through anal masturbation,I was locked out(sitting on my door step) and it was raining,and for some strange reason I was so horny the pre-cum was sinking into my jeans.So I started to just rub across my jeans,then about 5 mins later I had my jeans down(just above my knees).I was sliding my fingers around my balls and slipped a finger just around the hole of my anus,it felt so good.I remembered I still had a tub of Dove body lotion in my back pack.So I got it out,lubed myself up and enetered my two fingers and had an amazing orgasm right there,while getting soaked in the rain.(BTW I was 17 at the time)
About 4 months ago after that,I was on a day out trip with my work to the wood for a promotion pic-nic-party for my friend.Anyways It got really boring so I slipped away,went to the nearest patchy wooden gap in the big bunch of trees(which was just by the pubic walk way.anyone would have seen me).I ripped my boxers off from under my jeans(i still find that strange of how I did it)got my erect penis out and went for it.Finished and came up a tree
The last was about 2 weeks ago,at a work placement temp job,it was my last day...and yes,you guessed it,i was horny.I told the boss(female and very hot)I needed to get a drink.Insted I went into the provate toilets(clean and fresh)and started jerking with the door open.About 5 mins later my boos walked in on me,while I was groaning.My heart was pounding,i didn't know what to do,And to my suprise all she did was walk up to me,placed hand againest my newly shaven pubic area and said ''Wow,thats smooth,wax?'' which I answer ''No,shave'' in pure fear.She then walked off,I finished up and sat backdown like nothing happened.She never ever brought the moment up again.
So,anyone have theirs? I really want to hear,Also I really want to hear if any females have done so.
