Assholes: Why does everybody on lit love them so much?

[Black_Bird]

Their aloofness? Their air of superiority? Or is it how they can be cruel and spiteful and still come off as being funny and amusing? Doesn't matter; Assholes all stink the same, no matter how often you lick them clean.

 

[metal_minx]

Their aloofness? Their air of superiority? Or is it how they can be cruel and spiteful and still come off as being funny and amusing? Doesn't matter; Assholes all stink the same, no matter how often you lick them clean.

burn

 

[Azwed]

ahh but if you give them an enema then they will be spring fresh.

 

[glamorilla]

Hey I'll have you know I eat ass.

And only when they're soapy fresh.

 

[freakygirl]

Black Bird..

Your questions are way to deep for me. sorry.. I have no answers


Azwed..

You crack me up.

 

[Private Vasquez]

They can be fun to put stuff in.

 

[Black_Bird]

They can be fun to put stuff in.

Only with lots of lube.

 

[Azwed]

They can be fun to put stuff in.

Like gerbils.


Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Azwed]

Black Bird..

Your questions are way to deep for me. sorry.. I have no answers


Azwed..

You crack me up.

I am trying to push the witty silly side of me more now then the intellectual one. Is it working?

 

[Guru]

 

[freakygirl]

I am trying to push the witty silly side of me more now then the intellectual one. Is it working?

works for me..

hmmmm 12 hours and I'll be driving your dream car.. wanna come with me

 

[Black_Bird]

wanna come with me

Only if you have lots of lube.

 

[Azwed]

works for me..

hmmmm 12 hours and I'll be driving your dream car.. wanna come with me

Don't think I can get to washington in 12 hours.



My teleporter is out for repairs the damn flux Capicitor, yes they can be used for more then time travel, blew out. Thing made a hell of a mess when it went too.

 

[Black_Bird]

Don't think I can get to washington in 12 hours.



My teleporter is out for repairs the damn flux Capicitor, yes they can be used for more then time travel, blew out. Thing made a hell of a mess when it went too.

He doesn't have enough lube.

 

[Sillyman]

Some assholes are funny, some assholes are assholes. It depends.

 

[freakygirl]

Don't think I can get to washington in 12 hours.



My teleporter is out for repairs the damn flux Capicitor, yes they can be used for more then time travel, blew out. Thing made a hell of a mess when it went too.

well damn.. I guess I'll just have to think of you while I'm driving it down I-5.

I'm going to take the digital camera with me.. I wonder if they will allow me to take pictures

 

[Black_Bird]

Some assholes are funny, some assholes are assholes. It depends.

Nah, it doesn't. Assholes are just assholes; just because they can be funny while hurting someone else doesn't mean that it's okay.

 

[freakygirl]

Some assholes are funny, some assholes are assholes. It depends.

And some start out nice, funny and caring then turn into assholes.

 

[Laurel]

Everybody on Lit loves assholes?

What an anal bunch.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm sure I have no idea how people tolerate the Muffs-- er, assholes. Fascination with the horrible?

 

[Guru]

I'm sure I have no idea how people tolerate the Muffs-- er, assholes. Fascination with the horrible?

Most assholes hold no charm at all. *You* fascinate me.

Uh... did I say that right?

 

[Black_Bird]

I'm sure I have no idea how people tolerate the Muffs-- er, assholes. Fascination with the horrible?

You're not a total asshole; you lapse into once in awhile.

 

[Laurel]

You're not a total asshole; you lapse into once in awhile.

Don't we all.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Laurel]

Clarification: I wasn't saying Black_Bird was an asshole. I was just agreeing, as I know I myself am guilty of assholism now and again.