Ass sex!

[DevilishTexan]

I hear "ow" too much and then have to run around looking for a damn shoehorn so I don't indulge. Dammit!

 

[Dionysian Beast]

it makes the world of difference believe you me

Hhhmmmm...

 

[redfunguy]

I just had a couple of people IM me about various aspects of ass sex and thought we were overdue for another thread.

How about posting whatever you want about anal sex on this thread. Stories, questions, random ass thoughts, licking, penetration, unfulfilled desires, strapons, whatever.

I talked recently to an ex, and I realized how much of a bonding experience anal sex was for us. This was an interesting revelation for me.

i think bigfoot practiced it therefore there are no more

 

[Somme]

I think Rumsfeld and Cheney are into it.

It'd be nicer of them if they asked first, though.

 

[huskie]

for 11 years I've tried to no avil to get my wife to let me have her ass
I agree that it would bring us closer together

 

[phuzeee]

for 11 years I've tried to no avil to get my wife to let me have her ass
I agree that it would bring us closer together

I can relate to that huskie, scroll back up and read my contribution to this thread...why would our women not at least indulge us in our quest for new sparks in a LTR. I know it could be good

 

[Vilac]

LOL. I'd like to see a guy trying to shave that area. hehe

I have in the past shaved "that area".

Not anywhere near as often as my other man bits....but it has been known to happen.

And...sorry....I won't let you watch.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Ms_Kat]

I love anal play - giving or receiving. I love to have my ass slurped while a couple of fingers wiggles against my G. Also like to have my clit slurped on with a finger in my ass. Love to put on a strap-on and do hubby ass - especially when he is on his back and I can watch his face.

Everyone has hemmorhoids. The problem is that sometimes they swell and/or the sphincter muscle is weak. I would suppose that in this case you use Preparation H and wait. Perhaps do ass-Kegles to tighten up. My understanding is that the most likely cause for inflamed hemmorhoids is straining (over a period of years) while defecating. Why hasn't shredded wheat put this in their TV commercials?

I get waxed stem to stern so keeping my backdoor hairless is not much of a problem for me. Hubby manages to shave with little or no problem - though he did mention that he'd like for me not to buy menthol shaving creme. I bought him a small battery powered shaver (for trimming your beard or mustache) and it works well if he uses it every day. If the hair grows out, it gets stuck and that's just not a lot of fun.

I suppose you could try nair - I wouldn't though. It burns my legs, would hate to have a burn on my ass-crack.


Hugs,


Kat

 

[apexpark]

i once recieved anal sex- it hurt. i never tried it again.

 

[Baghdad Bob]

"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!"

 

[phuzeee]

One final thing I'd like to say about this ass sex thing and then I'm backing out of here to just observe....

In my opinion there is nothing more sexy than a womans ass, when she is on the bed and on her knees. The curve of her hips and the fullness of her cheeks is a site that gets me totaly hot and bothered. When you can run your finger from the base of her spine to touching her clit is just about all I need to be hopelessly wanting my lady. When a girl rocks her hips just so and the pussy comes into view from behind you have the big picture, all the delights a woman has to offer in one fantastic site. I love fucking my lady from behind pushing in deep, pulling her body tight against mine and then reaching around to twittle her clit is like Christmas every time I do it. My lady will give me the rear entry often however she will not go the next step and let me have her ass, it seems like a real forbidden fruit and maybe it is one of those things that keeps me coming back for more, the hope that some day she will say to me " okay honey if you really want my ass I guess we could try it", OMG it gets me hard just thinkin about it

 

[kotori]

Hmm, well I have yet to have anyone let me explore that area on their bodies. I really don't see the big deal about it, but for them it seems to be an issue. I found that most men I've met are squeamish about letting a woman play back there. It's a shame because it would be a tremendous turn on for me.

You wouldn't have to ask me twice. Hell, you wouldn't have to ask once--just do it.

 

[Owlz]

I'm saving my ass for PinkOrchid.

I'm looking for PinkOrchid's pic thread.

 

[Marathonman]

My first foray into anal was amazing. I partner basically told me to get the head in and not to move, she would do the rest and for the next 10 minutes or so, she slowly backed onto my cock, inch by inch.......... and then fucked me goooooood!!!!

Her thong was pulled to one side, and I all i did was put my hands lightly on her hips and watched and listened to her moans, with an occasional don't fucking move!!!!

Towards the end we were fucking each other hardand both screaming at the top of our lungs!!!!

I of course, had bad experiences too, but will just keep those to myself.

 

[y=mx+b]

Anal sex... what fun

 

[y=mx+b]

I've always been interested in the cleanliness aspect of it. Do people normally cleanse themselves with an enema before hand or is that just too time-consuming and not spontaneous enough? I know if I were a guy, the idea of bits of crap on my dick would turn me off

I'd like to hear people's solutions to keeping their asses clean and fresh-smelling before anal sex and rimming

I really don't know what my wife does... but she always seems ready to go.

I myself do a very thorough scrub down in the shower... very thorough scrub down. The LAST thing I want to do is turn her off of something I enjoy so much.

 

[Owlz]

I've always been interested in the cleanliness aspect of it. Do people normally cleanse themselves with an enema before hand or is that just too time-consuming and not spontaneous enough? I know if I were a guy, the idea of bits of crap on my dick would turn me off

I'd like to hear people's solutions to keeping their asses clean and fresh-smelling before anal sex and rimming

Just a couple of suggestions: use a condom to keep crap off his cock; and us barriers/dental dams for rimming?

The question I have is: How does one avoid passing gas during such activities as you mention? I know...eeeeeewww!

 

[MunchinMark]

Ass sex

This is not a good thread to read as an Englishman.

Well, it's funny in a sick and twisted kind of way.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Everyone has hemmorhoids.

Ummm.... NO.

What a lovely over-coffee thread for a Sunday morning. I've been craving a good assfuck all weekend long.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Ass sex

This is not a good thread to read as an Englishman.

Well, it's funny in a sick and twisted kind of way.

Englishmen don't crave butt sex?

 

[Calamity Jane]

I've always been interested in the cleanliness aspect of it. Do people normally cleanse themselves with an enema before hand or is that just too time-consuming and not spontaneous enough? I know if I were a guy, the idea of bits of crap on my dick would turn me off

I'd like to hear people's solutions to keeping their asses clean and fresh-smelling before anal sex and rimming

I've never done the enema thing in my life, and I've never had a complaint.

 

[The Heretic]

Hmm, well I have yet to have anyone let me explore that area on their bodies. I really don't see the big deal about it, but for them it seems to be an issue. I found that most men I've met are squeamish about letting a woman play back there. It's a shame because it would be a tremendous turn on for me.

I would let you play with my ass to your hearts content - but nothing larger than your finger (or your tongue).

 

[The Heretic]

And the deviants come crawling out from the sewer......

Yup - you're here. So?

 

[Owlz]

Anal sex is really great IF you have a loving and sensitive partner ...it makes the world of difference believe you me ..I prefer to have my ass spanked while I am riding my man instead of having it rammed tho...just my opinion ..

Hi, Dream.

Just a couple of things: 1.) Your AV/ass looks yummy; and 2.) I wish I was your man.