Ass sex!

[Owlz]

PinkOrchid is

my anal sex heroine/goddess.

 

[Owlz]

Shaving 'back there'

What's the best way to shave ass crack/anal area hair? I've tried with a disposable razor in the past, but I just ended up *very* sore.

 

[Owlz]

And they're missing out on a wonderful prostate massage while getting a blowjob too!

The first time a woman did it to me I couldn't believe what a strong orgams I had.

I definitely prefer being the penetrator to being penetratee, but a little change is always refreshing!

Hey, zipman! You hit the proverbial nail on the head. The best way to a man's prostate is through his anus. I have a number of toys for just this purpose. Unfortunately, most are so big, no matter how much lube I use on myself, my anus just doesn't want to stretch that wide. Any advice (other than throwing the big toys away & getting slim ones)?

 

[Angusthe bull]

Anal

Hi Pink,

I have had the luck to enjoy anal sex with many of my lovers. Those that were unsure had usually had the misfortune to meet a ram bam merchant. Once they were shown that some gentle ness and considertaion made them reassess their bottoms as a major source of pleasure.

I adore the female behind and anal sex is I have to say my favourite.

I also love for my partner to play with me, as my prostate has been a great friend to me since my teen years. Recently my lover wore a strappy for me and throughly enjoyed fucking me. Her comment though made me laugh, "this is bloody hard work" I still smile at that one yet.

If your lady is unsure about her bum she may well have had a bad experience. Over coming that takes gentleness.

An enema is by no means esseitial but woo is great fun too. It is also a way of enabling her to show you her most private of spots. And getting used to you handling her anus as you enema her. By the way many ladies love to give one to a guy. It is a major turn on for girls in my experience. Bless them all.

 

[MunchinMark]

Re: Re: Ass sex

Englishmen don't crave butt sex?

Language difference. I read 'ass' I think 'donkey.'

Nothing wrong with a bit of the Arsenal.

 

[PinkOrchid]

Re: Re: Re: Ass sex

 

[gman23]

Hey, zipman! You hit the proverbial nail on the head. The best way to a man's prostate is through his anus. I have a number of toys for just this purpose. Unfortunately, most are so big, no matter how much lube I use on myself, my anus just doesn't want to stretch that wide. Any advice (other than throwing the big toys away & getting slim ones)?

Strecth it and you will cum.

 

[APhil]

Would it be too much to ask guys to keep that area bare? *sweet smile*

www.ehowa.com/tasteless/shaveyourass.shtml

It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my ass cheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butt hair dwelling.

Eventually I would have to do two things:

Either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements."How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel.

Slowly, my twin cheeks and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless mounds of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over. Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two ass cheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class.Eventually, thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit-molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch.

God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: It will be like this until the hair grows back.

Weeks Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair: Ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my ass cheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out he window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends- Don't shave your ass-hair!

 

[watergirl]

APhil, that cracked me up.

Thanks for sharing...

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[APhil]

APhil, that cracked me up.

Thanks for sharing...

Originally posted by PinkOrchid
TMI!!!! TMI!!!!! TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs from thread screaming*

Hey, I'm just giving the negatives!

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: Re: Ass sex

Language difference. I read 'ass' I think 'donkey.'

Nothing wrong with a bit of the Arsenal.

LOL

 

[erosman]

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I adore anal sex and ass play.
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DAMN!! Missed opportunity

 

[Lasz]

Bump

Because I like to hear pinkorchid and others talk about ass sex.

 

[P. B. Walker]

Bump

Because I like to hear pinkorchid and others talk about ass sex.

I second that... especially after having anal with the FwB last night.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Bump

Because I like to hear pinkorchid and others talk about ass sex.

But wouldn't you rather be having it?

 

[Lasz]

But wouldn't you rather be having it?

Yes

 

[P. B. Walker]

But wouldn't you rather be having it?

Was that an offer?

 

[sterlingclay]

This is part of a story I've been working on for the better part of two years. It's nowhere near finished, in fact I've posted this before but it's worth a bump for this thread. Witness The birth of an anal lover.

We’re back at her place after a drive in the heat and off went the clothes. Her phone rings. It’s her best friend telling her about something on the web. While I disrobe she lays on her bed to check on email or whatever and chats on the phone.

Blah, blah, blah is what I hear. What I see is an opportunity. She’s lying on her bed ass up, face in her laptop, yapping away.

I position myself over her, offering skin-to-skin contact, kissing her free earlobe softly. I’m not happy with her response so I kiss her bare shoulder. Then to the nape of her neck, kissing to the small of her back. Her interest in her phone call is fading, but not enough for me. I start to tongue that ultra-sexy area where the spine meets the pelvis at her lower back. Her voice begins to fade. I kiss gently down her crack and use my hands to nudge the cheeks aside, revealing the ring. Then the tongue comes out again. I lay it softly across the little hole, introducing myself to each and every one of those tightly packed sex nerves. Her voice pauses. My tongue sharpens and I pencil around her anus. Moan.

“Uhm…I’ll call you back…” click…

Her interest has not met my approval yet though. The laptop is still open and glowing. The goal here is to make her glow. I alternate the softening and sharpening of my tongue, laying it across and penciling around her little hole. Her breathing is slow, soft moans barely audible. With her anus thoroughly moistened I spiral down into the hole. It’s tight but I know how to relax it. Forming as much of a spike as I can with my tongue and pulling her cheeks apart just a little more I dart for the center of that hole. I apply a small amount of pressure and her hips roll back into me.

“mmm…sigh…mmm” Her approval is finally audible. In a circular motion I pressure the outer sphincter, making it loosen with every pass. Then, with a straight dart, I shove my tongue in as far as it would go to a relieving gasp and the closing of the monitor.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Was that an offer?

Maybe.

 

[Calamity Jane]

This is part of a story I've been working on for the better part of two years. It's nowhere near finished, in fact I've posted this before but it's worth a bump for this thread. Witness The birth of an anal lover.

YOu just made ME want to close my laptop.

 

[P. B. Walker]

Maybe.

Mmmm... I'm gonna book mark this.