Asking for it

[AlotLikePsyche]

I try to use ESP to tell them I want them. It hasn't worked.

Hi, polly. I wanna be in the kitty thread. I love that thread. Will you pick one for me, please?

 

[Ishmael]

What'd the chick look like in the back seat, was she naked?

She was in the passengers seat, fully clothed.......and buckled up for safety. She was on the cover of Playboy back in the day. Too bad she was married to a guy serving time for murder.

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTQ0MFgxMDgw/z/BoEAAOSwMvtZUX3f/$_57.JPG?set_id=880000500F

Ishmael

 

[pollynova]

Hi, polly. I wanna be in the kitty thread. I love that thread. Will you pick one for me, please?

Sure!

 

[Noor]

I want you usually works.

It depends who it is. I am pretty straight foreword.

 

[LizVegas79]

How do you ask for sex? Flirting, innuendoes, eye contact leading to wiggly eyebrows, light touches or maybe rough ones?

Undressing another and saying, "Let's fuck" has been effective. Is that too aggressive?

What's your go to?

"You know I only married you for your cock, right?" usually works for me

 

[Not Normal]

Hungry eyes.

Ishmael

Over produced. A raw 'cover' would work. Maybe some lyrics rework. (There was a reason I didn't link it. The song sucks, but the concept is there.)
Ishmael

Aqua's right. No saving that song.

 

[cowslinger64]

It wasn't the eyes.

On the other extreme I had two run in's with the Miami-Dade cops in one night. The first was when I was doing just over 100 mph on a 45 mph freeway access road. So they pulled me over and had me produce my 'papers'. Then after informing me of my speed they asked "why?"

I replied, "The girl I'm with wants to have sex, go look for yourself."

The junior officer went to the car, looked, and came back whereas the senior officer asked, "Well?" He went and looked and came back and by then both are trying to keep a straight face and the senior officer said, "Well Mr. _____, we're going to let you go with a verbal warning. Try to observe the speed limit."

Well the only reply to that was, "Yes sir."

Later, at my apt., in the throws of passion, she put her fist through the sheet rock wall beside the bed. Unfortunately my neighbors daughter was sleeping on the other side of that wall. She freaked and they called the cops.

Soooooooo, a different M-D crew comes knocking on the door. Had to explain what had happened and while I'm explaining they're biting their tongue. And, of course, they just had to 'investigate' the 'scene of the crime' and by now they're choking back the laughter. As they were leaving one officer said, "You may want to think about moving your bed away from the wall."

Ishmael

"Dear Penthouse Forum"..


I call complete bullshit on this story, unless you add that you had to tell the cops you were on the clock and she was expensive.

 

[neci]

i am bad at this, but when i ask for it, i ask for it.

 

[Rightguide]

She was in the passengers seat, fully clothed.......and buckled up for safety. She was on the cover of Playboy back in the day. Too bad she was married to a guy serving time for murder.



Ishmael

Interesting image. A close friend was fucking a former Playboy centerfold model and celebrity babe on The Price Is Right for years. She had a killer body in those days but those attributes came at the expense of a functioning brain. She could kill a boner with a single word, but then my friend was a little hard of hearing.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

As a baby boomer, I was raised a "traditionalist," so for me it was first base, second base, and if I got to third, the coach was waving his arms so fast there was no slowing down.

Admittedly, this ritual started feeling a little awkward after I was married.

 

[jezzilee]

according to tinder? My eyes say more than my profile does.

 

[EternalFantasies]

What a guy does or a girl are quite different.

 

[Lancecastor]

"asking" for sex...what a novel concept.

 

[newhere2learn]

How do you ask for sex? Flirting, innuendoes, eye contact leading to wiggly eyebrows, light touches or maybe rough ones?

Undressing another and saying, "Let's fuck" has been effective. Is that too aggressive?

What's your go to?

Highly dependent upon the partner. My wife invariably requires a complete day of rest, then massage and working into it gently.


However, I've had at least 3 fwb who I could text:

"Cock, tonight?"

And be in them an hour later

 

[Adre]

Mix a drink, smile, "Wanna play?"

 

[BoyNextDoor]

http://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Contract-e1436321782850.jpg


http://s3.amazonaws.com/content.washingtonexaminer.biz/web-producers/070715-consent-contracts-form.jpg

 

[stickygirl]

I use the standard marine method: set fire to a barrel of tar and wave my clothes around. I have a thing about coastguard men though

 

[Aquagal]

"You know I only married you for your cock, right?" usually works for me

I like it!

I want you usually works.

It depends who it is. I am pretty straight foreword.

I like the no bullshit strategy myself.

She was in the passengers seat, fully clothed.......and buckled up for safety. She was on the cover of Playboy back in the day. Too bad she was married to a guy serving time for murder.

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTQ0MFgxMDgw/z/BoEAAOSwMvtZUX3f/$_57.JPG?set_id=880000500F

Ishmael

Beautiful!

 

[Aquagal]

Hmm... what did you ask for and what did you get?

I don't always get what I want, I've been turned away many times. When I do get what I want, and made to wait...mmmm yeah.

"Dear Penthouse Forum"..


I call complete bullshit on this story, unless you add that you had to tell the cops you were on the clock and she was expensive.

Maybe, but who cares, he contributed positively. Keep the whiny trolling out of my thread, please.

i am bad at this, but when i ask for it, i ask for it.

That doesn't sound bad, making your intentions known is still good.

 

[Aquagal]

As a baby boomer, I was raised a "traditionalist," so for me it was first base, second base, and if I got to third, the coach was waving his arms so fast there was no slowing down.

Admittedly, this ritual started feeling a little awkward after I was married.

Chivalry is not dead!

according to tinder? My eyes say more than my profile does.

Only the Shadow knows.

What a guy does or a girl are quite different.

Yet, you didn't offer up a woman's or man's perception.

 

[Aquagal]

"asking" for sex...what a novel concept.

Highly dependent upon the partner. My wife invariably requires a complete day of rest, then massage and working into it gently.


However, I've had at least 3 fwb who I could text:

"Cock, tonight?"

And be in them an hour later

Too bad that doesn't also work with wifey.

Mix a drink, smile, "Wanna play?"

Does she ask in the same way as well?

I use the standard marine method: set fire to a barrel of tar and wave my clothes around. I have a thing about coastguard men though

Morse code?!

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

I don't always get what I want, I've been turned away many times. When I do get what I want, and made to wait...mmmm yeah.

We all get turned away sometimes. One great thing about rejection is once you've managed it a few times, you realize it's not the end of the world. Next!

It's worth noting that sex is pretty easy to find/get if sex in general is the objective and you're not particular about partner, context, consequences, etc... I have acquaintances (men and women alike) who have nearly no redeeming/attractive qualities (in my opinion) who can get laid within the hour on Tinder.

Now, sex with a particular, appropriate partner and context to *really* satisfy in any mutual, meaningful way... that's basically like finding a magical unicorn, and we are lucky indeed any time we manage to attract/create that for ourselves.

I do not enjoy waiting for what I want. Ugh. No. Waiting for it is the absolute worst.

 

[jezzilee]

Aqua? I adore you...please never stop posting~~~~

 

[Aquagal]

We all get turned away sometimes. One great thing about rejection is once you've managed it a few times, you realize it's not the end of the world. Next!

It's worth noting that sex is pretty easy to find/get if sex in general is the objective and you're not particular about partner, context, consequences, etc... I have acquaintances (men and women alike) who have nearly no redeeming/attractive qualities (in my opinion) who can get laid within the hour on Tinder.

Now, sex with a particular, appropriate partner and context to *really* satisfy in any mutual, meaningful way... that's basically like finding a magical unicorn, and we are lucky indeed any time we manage to attract/create that for ourselves.

I do not enjoy waiting for what I want. Ugh. No. Waiting for it is the absolute worst.

That's where my impatience fuels my fire.

Sex with any Joe isn't me, nor satisfying.

Aqua? I adore you...please never stop posting~~~~

Awww...that's sweet of you.

 

[Snugbug]

So far it's been awkwardly sitting on their bed making eye contact and saying "So what do you want to do?" To each other until one of us cracks and just kisses the other person or is just like "let's just have sex"