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Aquagal

Aquagal

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How do you ask for sex? Flirting, innuendoes, eye contact leading to wiggly eyebrows, light touches or maybe rough ones?

Undressing another and saying, "Let's fuck" has been effective. Is that too aggressive?

What's your go to?
 
Aquagal said:
How do you ask for sex? Flirting, innuendoes, eye contact leading to wiggly eyebrows, light touches or maybe rough ones?

Undressing another and saying, "Let's fuck" has been effective. Is that too aggressive?

What's your go to?
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I could always look at your nipples and say, "Are you cold, or just glad to see me?"

Ishmael
 
Right. Ask. Or sometimes don't ask, just do. Declare.
 
I've definitely a face that can be read, like a movie.
 
Aquagal said:
Exactly.

That was a dumb song though.
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Over produced. A raw 'cover' would work. Maybe some lyrics rework. (There was a reason I didn't link it. The song sucks, but the concept is there.)

Regardless, I've done the "You wanna fuck?" line a couple of times. I remember one in particular, what a dead fuck she was. Be careful what you ask for.

Ishmael
 
Ishmael said:
Over produced. A raw 'cover' would work. Maybe some lyrics rework. (There was a reason I didn't link it. The song sucks, but the concept is there.)

Regardless, I've done the "You wanna fuck?" line a couple of times. I remember one in particular, what a dead fuck she was. Be careful what you ask for.

Ishmael
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Turn her around then you don't have to look dead in the eyes.

curiouschattycouple said:
When I kiss her neck, or give her a back rub, she knows. If I climb into bed and she's naked, I know.
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Ahhh the unspoken. Mmmhmm
 
Aquagal said:
Turn her around then you don't have to look dead in the eyes.
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It wasn't the eyes.

On the other extreme I had two run in's with the Miami-Dade cops in one night. The first was when I was doing just over 100 mph on a 45 mph freeway access road. So they pulled me over and had me produce my 'papers'. Then after informing me of my speed they asked "why?"

I replied, "The girl I'm with wants to have sex, go look for yourself."

The junior officer went to the car, looked, and came back whereas the senior officer asked, "Well?" He went and looked and came back and by then both are trying to keep a straight face and the senior officer said, "Well Mr. _____, we're going to let you go with a verbal warning. Try to observe the speed limit."

Well the only reply to that was, "Yes sir."

Later, at my apt., in the throws of passion, she put her fist through the sheet rock wall beside the bed. Unfortunately my neighbors daughter was sleeping on the other side of that wall. She freaked and they called the cops.

Soooooooo, a different M-D crew comes knocking on the door. Had to explain what had happened and while I'm explaining they're biting their tongue. And, of course, they just had to 'investigate' the 'scene of the crime' and by now they're choking back the laughter. As they were leaving one officer said, "You may want to think about moving your bed away from the wall."

Ishmael
 
Ishmael said:
It wasn't the eyes.

On the other extreme I had two run in's with the Miami-Dade cops in one night. The first was when I was doing just over 100 mph on a 45 mph freeway access road. So they pulled me over and had me produce my 'papers'. Then after informing me of my speed they asked "why?"

I replied, "The girl I'm with wants to have sex, go look for yourself."

The junior officer went to the car, looked, and came back whereas the senior officer asked, "Well?" He went and looked and came back and by then both are trying to keep a straight face and the senior officer said, "Well Mr. _____, we're going to let you go with a verbal warning. Try to observe the speed limit."

Well the only reply to that was, "Yes sir."

Later, at my apt., in the throws of passion, she put her fist through the sheet rock wall beside the bed. Unfortunately my neighbors daughter was sleeping on the other side of that wall. She freaked and they called the cops.

Soooooooo, a different M-D crew comes knocking on the door. Had to explain what had happened and while I'm explaining they're biting their tongue. And, of course, they just had to 'investigate' the 'scene of the crime' and by now they're choking back the laughter. As they were leaving one officer said, "You may want to think about moving your bed away from the wall."

Ishmael
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What'd the chick look like in the back seat, was she naked?
pollynova said:
I try to use ESP to tell them I want them. It hasn't worked. :(
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If only.

My pumpkin carriage has arrived.
 
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