"Asking for a friend"

“How tough is it to beat Empress_Josephine to the first post on a page?”

“AFAF”
 
If you masterbate it doesn't matter how much you do it. Now if you masturbate...

Is smurf porn a thing? AFAF

If it's not then it smurfing should be.

During foreplay is there a a protocol for who goes down on who first? AFAF
 
Does hurried sex in the bathroom of a bar count as having an affair? AFAF
 
If you do a good deed, but you do it for a completely, utterly selfish reason, is it still a good deed? AFAF...
 
Do women get turned on when a guy wears a pair of shorts that “shows brain”?
AFAF
 
Is it possible to get an STD from an infected mosquito and not from actual sex? AFAF
 
How do you handle it when you want to keep talking with someone but their last PM gave you nothing to work with. Do you forge ahead with new topics or take it as a hint and let it drop?
AFAF
I totally forge ahead, for a while, but I take one mental cookie away from them, and eat it.

When I'm full, time to move on 🍪 🍪
Legitimately want cookies now
 
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