"Asking for a friend"

[ydahecnot]

One of my fave euphemisms, when you want to know something, but don't want to own your interest. Examples:

"Is there a store that sells frilly women's undies that are big enough to fit a man?"
"AFAF"

"Is there a way you can beat luminol detection?"
"AFAF"


Continue.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Did Sunny not know this was a thread??

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1489884

Just AFAF

 

[ydahecnot]

Well, in my defense, Plip, in Lit terms, that thread is ancient.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Well, in my defense, Plip, in Lit terms, that thread is ancient.

Lol fair enough

I'm rarely a directory so I get excited when I know things!

 

[ydahecnot]

Just for that, I am going to start a “Y Inquires” thread.



“What’s the best lubricant to use to extricate your cock from a bowling ball hole?”
“AFAF”

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Just for that, I am going to start a “Y Inquires” thread.



“What’s the best lubricant to use to extricate your cock from a bowling ball hole?”
“AFAF”

Every surface in a bowling alley is so slippery that it should be easy to extricate yourself.
Now, if you have a home bowling ball for fucking - I have no sympathy. You should be prepared for such emergencies.

 

[ydahecnot]

Before this gets too far afield: I am not looking for actual answers, just really perverse....er, clever questions

 

[hotoldrguy]

Before this gets too far afield: I am not looking for actual answers, just really perverse....er, clever questions

Who has a small enough cock to get into a bowling ball hole? AFAF

 

[Blueeyesrenee]

How do you get cum stains out of a blue dress. aFAF

 

[ydahecnot]

Oh, Monica....

“Do you think the “Strangers on a Train” concept can actually be pulled off?”
“AFAF”

 

[Blueeyesrenee]

Oh, Monica....

“Do you think the “Strangers on a Train” concept can actually be pulled off?”
“AFAF”

Would you like to try? AFAF

 

[ydahecnot]

“Are there any six-figure insurance policies you are the beneficiary of?”
“AFAF”

 

[Jada59]

Is it okay to sext two people at once? AFAF

 

[ydahecnot]

“What’s the best way to remind yourself to clear your browser history?”
“AFAF”

 

[hotoldrguy]

What is the best way to remove cum stains from a desk AFAF

 

[SadieAnne]

How old were you when you found out afaf meant asking for a friend?

I was today years old.

I always thought that meant as fuck. But like, super dramatic, as fuck as fuck. *

 

[FAITHandFLESH]

Can you stretch your foreskin from edging too much...AFAF?

 

[Blueeyesrenee]

Is cum good for your hair? AFAF

 

[DarkSimian]

Is cum good for your hair? AFAF

Apparently it makes great hair gel.....

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Is washing your private areas vigorously in the shower technically masturbation? AFAF

 

[rexilion2]

Is washing your private areas vigorously in the shower technically masturbation? AFAF

If the end result is an orgasm then definitely.

How much masterbation is too much a day? AFAF

 

[LadyJS]

If the end result is an orgasm then definitely.

How much masterbation is too much a day? AFAF

If you masterbate it doesn't matter how much you do it. Now if you masturbate...

Is smurf porn a thing? AFAF

 

[DeckardNYC]

What do the stewardesses do when they see a couple go into the bathroom on the plane? AFAF...

 

[hotoldrguy]

Let's talk sharp BDSM toys AFAF

 

[DeckardNYC]

What are the symptoms of gonorrhea? AFAF...