Chaingun
Who do ya love?
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They fell into the moat. Poor bastards.
You have that problem too?
They fell into the moat. Poor bastards.
You have that problem too?
o_so_wet
Beach Babe :)
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They fell into the moat. Poor bastards.
You have that problem too?
No...but that may change very very soon
The voices in my head all sound like they are crowded in that telephone booth from Dr. Who.Whats up with the zombies ????? Are they really taking over the world ?
handsfree6969
Sweetly Entangled
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BBB.....when someone is screwed over why do people say "she got the short end of the stick?"
I've been thinking that sticks can be used to do unpleasant things to people and depending what is being done, getting the short end of the stick may be better than getting the long end of the stick......what say ye?
I've been thinking that sticks can be used to do unpleasant things to people and depending what is being done, getting the short end of the stick may be better than getting the long end of the stick......what say ye?
DarkSimian
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No...but that may change very very soon
Whats up with the zombies ????? Are they really taking over the world ?
yes! y'all think I'm crazy, but when the dead rise, I'm outta here....
o_so_wet
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BradBigBrain
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No...but that may change very very soon
Whats up with the zombies ????? Are they really taking over the world ?
Yes, they are. I think you need to run...don't walk...to the compound that ChainGun has set up. You'll find safety and food and shelter and sex. You know ... the essentials of life.
Designing_Angel
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Frizzle_Fry
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Well....back in the day before toilet paper and corn cobs, if you were using a privvy, you would use a stick kind of thing with a scoop on it to clean yourself after a number 2. The worse end of it was called the shit end. So you were actually handed the shit end of the stick. And that got shortened to the short end of the stick in polite company.
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Don't forget all the oral lovin'.
What's in the secret sauce?
Isn't that included in the word sex?
If you're talking about me personally, then it's pineapple. If you're talking about my biz...then I ain't sayin'. It's proprietary.
McDonalds?
Ingredients:
•1/4 cup salad dressing (like Miracle Whip®)
•1/4 cup mayonnaise
•3 tbsp French salad dressing
•1/2 tbsp sweet pickle relish
•1 1/2 tbsp dill pickle relish
•1 tsp sugar
•1 tsp dried, minced onion
•1 tsp white vinegar
•1 tsp ketchup
•1/8 tsp salt
Frizzle_Fry
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Slugger31
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"Desperate times call for desperate measures. Hopefully this isn't half bad... Let's fry it at least..."
Why is the foul pole in fair territory in the game of baseball?
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Like anything...fish ovaries...crabs...lobster...
The first person to try it was a genius.
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BradBigBrain
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The foul poul used to designate foul and fair was the ball went into the bleachers like all lines in all sports, if it hits the line it's fair. If goes to the foul side it's foul. Back in the day it was simpler, there was just a foul pole. Now, baseball has expanded the foul pole so that it's bigger and wider and extends more into fair territory, so that the umpire can better see fair balls that wrap around the foul pole.
They could change the name of it to fair pole....they could also get rid of the designated hitter.
Zoe_A_2222
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Abe, is our love of chicken only skin deep?
mickyp123
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The thoughts were not as bad as the first person to milk a cow, WTF did they think they were doing
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I'm sure they were thinking that Mom's was pretty good. Wonder what a cow or a goat's tastes like.
Zoe_A_2222
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Yeah yeah yeahs
Ok, I’ll ask you a music question seeing as your Lyrics thread reached page 50.
What are your top 10 albums?
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Yeah yeah yeahs
Ok, I’ll ask you a music question seeing as your Lyrics thread reached page 50.
What are your top 10 albums?
Abbey Road ~ The Beatles
Aja ~ Steeley Dan
Who's Next ~ The Who
The Lady Killer ~ Cee Lo
Jesus Christ Superstar
Exile on Main Street ~ The Stones
London Calling ~ The Clash
Encore ~ Eminem
Songs About Jane ~ Maroon 5
Tapestry ~ Carole King
Pinktacokitty
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Why now that the giants have won the super bowl what makes them think we wanna hear them tell their opinions on anything........
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Why now that the giants have won the super bowl what makes them think we wanna hear them tell their opinions on anything........
We don't. And we don't want to hear from the Patriots, either.
sunshinegirl05
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Mr. BBB............why have you let your thread die?
