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I've (un?)fortunately never had the pleasure.
What was the last good book you read?
Alt For Dummies
Do you use real butter?
I do... for many things
Do you have a favorite candle scent?
Pine, followed by vanilla.
Other than in a house/home, where is your favorite place to have sex?
On a boat.
Do you prefer trucks or sedans?
Trucks, of course....except I don't have one...
Apple or cherry pie?
Reading a book or watching a movie?
Book.....movies never get it right.
Television drama or comedy?
Drama... just like on Lit!!!
Ice cream or popsicles?
either one. Whichever she's willing to do.
Domestic fuck buddies or imported?
Fuckbuddies are Fuckbuddies
Friends or Fuckbuddies?
Fuckbuddies. They're all-inclusive, like a vacation to Sandals.
How many ex's do you still regularly talk to?
One
When's the last time you sat in a beanbag chair?
Back in school. It was a study group. And a guy names Nathan served us wine in solo cups while I sat in a bean bag chair. It's the most ridiculous I've felt since puberty.
What was your last guilty purchase?
An enormous bag of peanut butter M&Ms
What's the furthest you've driven on a road trip?
From California to NC then north to Maryland
What time do you usually wake up?
Bad timing; my fault.
8:15.
What's a word you love that isn't often-used?
Cunt
Do you overpost often?
no I pay a monthly maintenance fee and it's done for usNot really.
Do you cut your own grass?
no I pay a monthly maintenance fee and it's done for us
Do you remember your dreams?
rarelyAlmost every night. But I forget them as the day goes on.
Do you have sex dreams?
rarely
have you ever woken yourself up laughing?
no I need a stimulus usuallyCan't say I have!
Do you masturbate while watching standard tv shows?