Ask Me a Question v 12.26.2021

[MsNatalie99]

No, I um got enough.

What's the kinkiest thing you've done?

 

[pumaman23]

What's the kinkiest thing you've done?

The long session where we both took turns getting pressed up against the hotel window looking out over the city was pretty memorable.

Same question

 

[MsNatalie99]

I like to be bound, gagged, blindfolded, and suspended with a chilled anal hook and rig. That's a starting point

Have you ever had sex in public?

 

[pumaman23]

If the back of a van in a parking lot counts, then yes

I'll confess to having to look up the phrase "chilled anal hook"
What the last thing you needed to Google because you didn't know what it was?

 

[MsNatalie99]

Vinagaroon. (Anal hook. I refrigerate it for the initial shock. Not too cold or you can do damage.)

What was the wierdest thing a partners asked to do in bed?

 

[pumaman23]

If I'm honest, nothing all that weird. Which is ok. Sometimes getting rubbed down with baby oil and fresh batteries in the rabbit is all you need to have a good time.

If I'm not honest it would probably involve a small tub of cake frosting and a spatula with a surprisingly thick handle.

What's your favorite water based sex adventure? (lake, Jacuzzi, pool, etc)

 

[MsNatalie99]

I don't swim in natural water anymore. Hot tub.

Same question

 

[pumaman23]

I guess I need to revise my sex in public answer to a definite yes. Skinny dipping in a lake finishing with sex on the dock under the stars. But then there was also that time in the hot tub. Oddly enough also under stars.

What euphemism for male genitalia do you find the funniest?

 

[MsNatalie99]

A diddler

Have you ever had a partner who was terrible at dirty talk?

 

[pumaman23]

I'm a little worried that I might *be* that partner.

I wouldn't say I've had partners that are terrible, but certainly a little repetitive.

Is there a dirty talk cliche that makes you roll your eyes?

 

[MsNatalie99]

More context then phrasing. Best example on a def cliche is " you like that don't you baby"

What is the weirdest thing you've ever heard during sex?

 

[pumaman23]

Well, my old dog used to get quite worked up when we would go at it. Once time we heard a huge racket next to the bed and he had gotten ahold of a pillow and was raping it for all he was worth.

What's the most memorable interruption you've had during sex?

 

[MsNatalie99]

"SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!" Thank God it was just as phone's notification tone. But I bit down thinking a cop caught us. No one one that night.

What's the weirdest thing a partner has said to you during sex?

 

[bobb_sledd]

"SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!" Thank God it was just as phone's notification tone. But I bit down thinking a cop caught us. No one one that night.

What's the weirdest thing a partner has said to you during sex?

Sex is so much better on acid!

What was the work profession of your last sex partner?

 

[MsNatalie99]

Target team member.

Same question

 

[bobb_sledd]

Target team member.

Same question

Legal assistant

Do you have a current will?

 

[MsNatalie99]

Why you askin I don't have crap to necessitate a will.

Have you ever been hospitalized?

 

[Paul_Chance]

Why you askin I don't have crap to necessitate a will.

Have you ever been hospitalized?

More than once over the years - a couple of long stints due to injury, one long one due to illness. I'm no stranger to the inside of a hospital.

When was the last time you got lost?

 

[Tallulah82]

More than once over the years - a couple of long stints due to injury, one long one due to illness. I'm no stranger to the inside of a hospital.

When was the last time you got lost?

I never get lost, I just take unplanned scenic routes

What's the longest bout of time that you spent absolutely and utterly unplugged from all kinds of tech?

 

[Mrtenant]

I never get lost, I just take unplanned scenic routes

What's the longest bout of time that you spent absolutely and utterly unplugged from all kinds of tech?

What's the longest bout of time that you spent absolutely and utterly unplugged from all kinds of tech?

Recently, a day.

Does giving or receiving chewing gum brighten your day?

 

[Paul_Chance]

What's the longest bout of time that you spent absolutely and utterly unplugged from all kinds of tech?

Recently, a day.

Does giving or receiving chewing gum brighten your day?

Nope. Don't like gum. LOL - I don't see the point in it.

When was the last time you did a cartwheel?

 

[fire_breeze]

Never have been able too - sadly, though athletic, flexibility was never my strong-suit.

When was the last time you played capture the flag?

3 years ago. My young cousins wanted to play

What scent reminds you of summer?

 

[MsNatalie99]

3 years ago. My young cousins wanted to play

What scent reminds you of summer?

Fresh cut grass.

What's your favorite summer activity?

 

[AlexBailey]

Fresh cut grass.

What's your favorite summer activity?

Outdoor festivals and swimming in nature.

What’s the farthest you’ve ever walked an one day?

 

[MsNatalie99]

Outdoor festivals and swimming in nature.

What’s the farthest you’ve ever walked an one day?

13 miles

Where did you go on your last road trip?