Ask Me a Question v 12.26.2021

A lonnnnng time, edged, hours, totally consuming, until you beg for release, (am I getting to you? )

You gonna eat that?
That's the plan.

What’s the oddest sexual thing you’ve been asked to do?
 
What’s the oddest sexual thing you’ve been asked to do?
There was a young man who asked me a bunch of years ago to fellate him while my mouth had a carbonated beverage in it. Club soda worked pretty well, it seemed. Less successful was champagne. Apparently, that can really sting.

What is the longest you've gone between orgasms in 2022?
 
There was a young man who asked me a bunch of years ago to fellate him while my mouth had a carbonated beverage in it. Club soda worked pretty well, it seemed. Less successful was champagne. Apparently, that can really sting.

What is the longest you've gone between orgasms in 2022?
I flew solo yesterday. Pretty killer. The money is still rolling in from my Chąturbate account. Nice to get paid for these things.


What happened in detail ( I want a fucking essay) the last time you got super sweaty during sex?
 
I flew solo yesterday. Pretty killer. The money is still rolling in from my Chąturbate account. Nice to get paid for these things.


What happened in detail ( I want a fucking essay) the last time you got super sweaty during sex?

She was pretty fucking grossed out the instant sex ended, but cool with it until then.

Did you accept or turn down your last invitation for sexy time?
 
She was pretty fucking grossed out the instant sex ended, but cool with it until then.

Did you accept or turn down your last invitation for sexy time?

Do people turn them down? I get invitations that rarely, I never say no!

What is the strangest proposition you have received?
 
Do people turn them down? I get invitations that rarely, I never say no!

What is the strangest proposition you have received?
One night after work when I was working as a retail manager, I went to a local bar with a coworker. At the bar, this really drunk older woman, she was maybe 70 to my 25, kept after me. I had to be rescued by my coworker. He told her I was gay and that she was wasting her time. She believed it and left me alone. I know she was drunk, but I sometimes wonder why she was so easy to convince.

What kind of car was it that you last had car sex in?
 
One night after work when I was working as a retail manager, I went to a local bar with a coworker. At the bar, this really drunk older woman, she was maybe 70 to my 25, kept after me. I had to be rescued by my coworker. He told her I was gay and that she was wasting her time. She believed it and left me alone. I know she was drunk, but I sometimes wonder why she was so easy to convince.

What kind of car was it that you last had car sex in?
A Nissan pick up truck with a custom built roof, 32 years ago mind 😂😂😂

What is your favourite way to signal to your SO that you would like sexy time?
 
What sexual position do you think is overrated?
69. It's not that I hate it or refuse to engage in it, but rather it's that it gets 'publicity' far beyond its worth.

What was the cause the most recent time you became sexually aroused in an ostensibly non-sexual situation?
 
69. It's not that I hate it or refuse to engage in it, but rather it's that it gets 'publicity' far beyond its worth.

What was the cause the most recent time you became sexually aroused in an ostensibly non-sexual situation?
I am not sure that has happened to me.

What part of your body do you like your partner to kiss the most.
 
Idk about being boring. Mouth kissing is the best. Period.

Back and neck for me.


This is a good question. Never thought about it.
Honestly? I think myself. But I do love to undress him.

Same question
I adore undressing someone. It's maybe my favorite part of foreplay

What's your go-to move if you're trying to seduce someone?
 
Sometimes, there are those kinda nights.

Do you feel out of sorts if you miss a day of release?
 
Sometimes, there are those kinda nights.

Do you feel out of sorts if you miss a day of release?

One day no, if it goes on multiple days in a row yes.

How frequently do you usually orgasm?
 
I haven't skipped a day since 2019.

Do you possess any nude photos of any of your exes?

Do former hookups count (never an actual relationship). She knows I have them, and trusts me

Do you send nudes?
 
Never to anyone.

Where is the oddest (however you define it) place you've masturbated?

Probably a camp cabin bathroom. Too many other guys around, but hey you're horny and have a magazine

What is the oddest place you've been naked?
 
Probably a camp cabin bathroom. Too many other guys around, but hey you're horny and have a magazine

What is the oddest place you've been naked?
Train bathroom whilst on an overnight to a meeting in Berlin,, no real shower to speak of and I had to keep closing the door but delays meant I couldn't get to my hotel before the meeting so I had to wash there.
Why do 'you' enjoy being naked?
 
Train bathroom whilst on an overnight to a meeting in Berlin,, no real shower to speak of and I had to keep closing the door but delays meant I couldn't get to my hotel before the meeting so I had to wash there.
Why do 'you' enjoy being naked?
I like the sense of freedom I feel, along with the casual sensuality.

What is your kinkiest item of clothing?
 
I like the sense of freedom I feel, along with the casual sensuality.

What is your kinkiest item of clothing?
A pair of thong. More like an instrument of torture really but I was curious. Intriguing but not for me.

Is intuition a form of knowledge?
 
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