"Ask Bitch" is now taking Questions!

[BitchDiva]

Go ahead don't be shy, you know you want to ask that question, you know the one.

Fuck Dear Abby and Ann Landers, BitchDiva can give you the answers your looking for.

Should I SUCK him on the first date?
Should I use an Enema before getting it up the ass?
Do I do the BIG shave? All the way up my legs NOT just to the knee?
Will he love me if I swallow?

I can answer all your little questions, and help you along your HETRO lives.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Can elephants jump?

 

[alexandraaah]

I think I might have a raging case of HETRO, and I'm not sure what to do about it!

Can you tell me what it is and if I should want to get rid of it, what can I do?

Signed,

Helping Everyone To Read Objectively.

 

[BitchDiva]

Can elephants jump?

Elephants cannot jump. It is physiologically impossible for them to do so, because of their weight.

Much like Roseanne Arnald (Barr or what ever last name she is going by now)

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Elephants cannot jump. It is physiologically impossible for them to do so, because of their weight.

Much like Roseanne Arnald (Barr or what ever last name she is going by now)

Thanks for confirming that. I've been having a long argument with a friend of mine about that.

 

[BitchDiva]

I think I might have a raging case of HETRO, and I'm not sure what to do about it!

Can you tell me what it is and if I should want to get rid of it, what can I do?

Signed,

Helping Everyone To Read Objectively.

My Poor Dear alexandraaah, unfortunately doctors now say that it is something that you are born to be! A gene that has not been fully developed, a retarded gene if you will.
In the 60's and 70's electric shock therapy was considered a " Break Through" in psychology but was later debunked to be more harmful than good.
Behavior modification was a brought to us by Christain Right Extreemists in the 80's but also has proven to be nothing more than an attempt to increase membership in their cult.

Now there is the belief that every HETRO is only one beer away from HOMOSEXUALITY but alas is not true and will not help you in the slightest.

So my dear, the only option for you is to watch from the sidelines and live vicariously through us.

Much Love you poor hetro.

 

[Pixie]

Should I SUCK him on the first date?
Should I use an Enema before getting it up the ass?
Do I do the BIG shave? All the way up my legs NOT just to the knee?
Will he love me if I swallow?

Well?
Should I?
Do I?
Will he?

Curiously yours,
Pixie

 

[GrittyRingo]

Elephants cannot jump. It is physiologically impossible for them to do so, because of their weight.

Much like Roseanne Arnald (Barr or what ever last name she is going by now)

They can definately fly though, I've seen a film about it.

 

[RawHumor]

You are a gay male bitch, is that correct?

 

[BitchDiva]

They can definately fly though, I've seen a film about it.

HMMMM,

I am concerned for you,"Dumbo"(a disney corperation reg. T.M.) was a Cartoon, repeat with me a C A R T O O N. Very good. They can not flap their ears and fly like say a NUN can on a windy day. Geesh

 

[GrittyRingo]

Dont fuck up my life bitch!

 

[BitchDiva]

Re: Re: "Ask Bitch" is now taking Questions!

Well?
Should I?
Do I?
Will he?

Curiously yours,
Pixie

1. YES get it out of the way. Much like the first kiss, once given you can relax and enjoy the date.

2.NO NO NO Enema BAD!!! NEVER give yourself one before anal penetration. The rectal wall is made of delicate tissue and is very tender and prone to ripping.

3. Ah DUH of course you do the BIG SHAVE before a date. You don't want to sound like a cricket at the restaurant do you?

4. I find this to be a "personal" issue. This is a choice only you can make, But if you want to have a second date or any kind of social life, get on your knees girl open your mouth, Hum the national anthem and swallow for the country darlin!!!

 

[Pixie]

1. YES get it out of the way. Much like the first kiss, once given you can relax and enjoy the date.
I like the way you think.

2.NO NO NO Enema BAD!!! NEVER give yourself one before anal penetration. The rectal wall is made of delicate tissue and is very tender and prone to ripping.
Cool, nice to have an affirmation for what I thought.

3. Ah DUH of course you do the BIG SHAVE before a date. You don't want to sound like a cricket at the restaurant do you?
Well, I do the BIG shave everytime anyway, so it's not really an issue for me.

4. I find this to be a "personal" issue. This is a choice only you can make, But if you want to have a second date or any kind of social life, get on your knees girl open your mouth, Hum the national anthem and swallow for the country darlin!!!
And once again, we are in agreement.

It's always good to have a second opinion.

Gratefully yours,
Pixie

 

[BitchDiva]

Pixie!

I think we must have seperated at birth? we think alike and may I assume we both like DICK?

You can call me Sister Bitch!!!

You lucky girl!

 

[Pixie]

Pixie!

I think we must have seperated at birth? we think alike and may I assume we both like DICK?

You can call me Sister Bitch!!!

You lucky girl!

I'm sincerely flattered by that wonderful gesture

But there are so many Bitches here more worthy of that privilidge, than I am.
I just observe and accumulate knowledge to the best of my ability.
I need to get out and do more field research

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

Could you please tell me why this daft cow named freakygurl can't stop replying to my posts' even though I've asked her politely to just FUCK OFF??

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

BitchDiva!

I Need Your Help!

I'm In Love With A Homo, And He Loves Me Too, But Alas, He Hates Pussy And I Love It!

What Should I Do?

 

[BitchDiva]

Could you please tell me why this daft cow named freakygurl can't stop replying to my posts' even though I've asked her politely to just FUCK OFF??

Alas my dear, twats get off on thinking that they are playing head games.

Just start a thread about said TWAT and I am sure that you will find that that others find "FreakyGurl" to be an insecure carpet muncher who fanices chics by harrasing them.

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

Dear Diva:
I'm in Lurve with a woman who's married who I have amazingly vivid sexual dreams' about but I don't know if she feels the same what should I do?

 

[teddybear4play]

Re: BitchDiva!

I Need Your Help!

I'm In Love With A Homo, And He Loves Me Too, But Alas, He Hates Pussy And I Love It!

What Should I Do?

I don't know what BitchDiva will say, but to me, the answer is as simple as both of you getting sex change operations. That way he can worship your cock and you can pop his cherry with it.

TB4p

 

[BitchDiva]

Re: BitchDiva!

I Need Your Help!

I'm In Love With A Homo, And He Loves Me Too, But Alas, He Hates Pussy And I Love It!

What Should I Do?

Well Kudos to you for being able to admit that your a Fag Hag, not many women nowadays have the guts to admit such a horrific situation!!!

QUEER'S only like COCK and not PUSSY.
(its a scrotum thing sweetie)

Although there is no reason why you can't enjoy your time together.
P.S. Have you tried getting him drunk?

 

[BitchDiva]

Dear Diva:
I'm in Lurve with a woman who's married who I have amazingly vivid sexual dreams' about but I don't know if she feels the same what should I do?

Might I suggest that you get in touch with RudeNastyAssBitch?

She needs a PUSSY to get her mind of that Fabulous Homo that she has been dreaming of. (we all know that the majority of Queers are great looking!!!!!)

 

[BitchDiva]

Re: Re: BitchDiva!

I don't know what BitchDiva will say, but to me, the answer is as simple as both of you getting sex change operations. That way he can worship your cock and you can pop his cherry with it.

TB4p

HMMMM, the whole point of being gay is to HAVE a COCK and for another GUY to have a COCK so they can both Swallow each others CUM. (and the sucking and fucking thing too)

But not a bad attempt at your first ask bitch, but leave it the professionals K Sweetie!!!