Ask Azul anything!!!!!!!!

[sugared]

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody hear

 

[Azuldrgon]

Wow! Both sound really hot

They both were.

 

[Azuldrgon]

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody hear

Depends on how heavy the tree is. Also depends how close people are.

 

[sugared]

Depends on how heavy the tree is. Also depends how close people are.

Ok, heres another one for ya.........

How many alts are posting on Lit right now

 

[Azuldrgon]

Ok, heres another one for ya.........

How many alts are posting on Lit right now

Too many.

 

[sugared]

Too many.

Too true.

 

[ima6uldv8]

Sorry, but what are alts?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Too true.

How many from me does it take to melt you?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Sorry, but what are alts?

Alternate identities. So some people can be trolls without harming their reputation.

 

[ima6uldv8]

Alternate identities. So some people can be trolls without harming their reputation.

That is so uncool. The only alts I knew of were from Mad Mad House.

 

[Azuldrgon]

That is so uncool. The only alts I knew of were from Mad Mad House.

Some do it because their screen names get tied up, so they are all not bad.

 

[sugared]

Some do it because their screen names get tied up, so they are all not bad.

Sometimes I wish I had administrative powers to figure them all out, but then again, who cares?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Sometimes I wish I had administrative powers to figure them all out, but then again, who cares?

I wonder if you saw the question I asked you.

 

[Sulk]

Sorry, but what are alts?

My alternative personality is called Boudez. I take her for a stroll in the GB whenever I'm too oviparous or PMS'd for the PG.

 

[sugared]

How many from me does it take to melt you?

The world may never know

 

[Sulk]

Oops, nearly forgot my question!

Dear Uncle Azul,

I recently discovered I am only able to achieve a G-spot orgasm after first experiencing an orgasm through clitoral stimulation.

Will my prom date think I'm a freak? Because I really like the guy and I'm worried he won't like me unless I squirt first time!

Yours,

Worried of Surrey.

 

[sugared]

Dear Uncle Azul,

I recently discovered I am only able to achieve a G-spot orgasm after first experiencing an orgasm through clitoral stimulation.

Will my prom date think I'm a freak? Because I really like the guy and I'm worried he won't like me unless I squirt first time!

Yours,

Worried of Surrey.

We are all worried of Surrey Especially the Wally area.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear Uncle Azul,

I recently discovered I am only able to achieve a G-spot orgasm after first experiencing an orgasm through clitoral stimulation.

Will my prom date think I'm a freak? Because I really like the guy and I'm worried he won't like me unless I squirt first time!

Yours,

Worried of Surrey.

Dear Worried,
Course not. I think a guy would be pleased to give you clitoral stimulation provided he gets equal treatment. If he doesn't, he is a moron and probably gay.

 

[Azuldrgon]

The world may never know

Fuck the world, I want to do it for fun.

 

[Sulk]

Fuck the world. I want to do it for fun.

*raises eyebrows* That's an ambitious goal ..

 

[graffenburg]

What am I wearing today?

 

[Sulk]

What am I wearing today?

May I ask, if you are as naked as the folk in your av, where do you stash your mobile?

 

[graffenburg]

May I ask, if you are as naked as the folk in your av, where do you stash your mobile?

I have a rather fetching utility belt for such occasions

I really only get *completely* naked when I'm in my garden of eden

 

[shysunshine]

What is your favorite ice cream?

 

[ltnsfr007]

What is your favorite ice cream?

(shysunshine)