As The Hospital Pervs

[blunt_trauma]

Pursed Lipped Breathing.

ok...i just got turned on by breathing

 

[sweepthefloor]

ok...i just got turned on by breathing

The effects of controlled breathing, it is a turn on.

It is that narrowed airway that does it, pretty.

 

[Peregrinator]

Pursed Lipped Breathing.

Oh, brilliant, Swee'Pea. Well done!

 

[Peregrinator]

Gah! Double post. Dolf is a perv.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Oh, brilliant, Swee'Pea. Well done!

glad you like it. It was much fun compared to the mandatory education class I just got out of. Maybe I should propose a series to the hospital education department.

 

[Peregrinator]

glad you like it. It was much fun compared to the mandatory education class I just got out of. Maybe I should propose a series to the hospital education department.

I really think we should make a series together. "Naked Emergencies," or some such. Bare-assed medicine.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I really think we should make a series together. "Naked Emergencies," or some such. Bare-assed medicine.

Imagine: Bare Assed Medicine, where the Paramedic does CPR naked over your half dead body.

Imagine: Dolf, this is gonna hurt, but you will like it.

 

[blunt_trauma]

it's ok to hurt me if it's for my own good.

 

[Peregrinator]

Imagine: Bare Assed Medicine, where the Paramedic does CPR naked over your half dead body.

Imagine: Dolf, this is gonna hurt, but you will like it.

I think she might be willing to play CPR dummy.

it's ok to hurt me if it's for my own good.

Did you know it's possible to capture the breathing of a conscious healthy person? You can just lie there and passively accept my mouth-to-mouth ventilations.

 

[sweepthefloor]

That is a very tender, vulnerable place.
Passive mouth-to-mouth.

 

[blunt_trauma]

I think she might be willing to play CPR dummy.

Did you know it's possible to capture the breathing of a conscious healthy person? You can just lie there and passively accept my mouth-to-mouth ventilations.

i can play dead.
i think my clothing is constricting though.

 

[sweepthefloor]

i can play dead.
i think my clothing is constricting though.

*trauma shears*

 

[Peregrinator]

That is a very tender, vulnerable place.
Passive mouth-to-mouth.

It can be very intimate indeed.

i can play dead.
i think my clothing is constricting though.

*trauma shears*

Janey was ahead of me with the shears...

 

[sweepthefloor]

Pavlov's Dog

Like a bitch, I don't kiss.
If he wants my mouth
He will rape it.

or

He will be kind enough to
train my mouth
To open on command.

I am Pavlov's Dog.

 

[blunt_trauma]

Like a bitch, I don't kiss.
If he wants my mouth
He will rape it.

or

He will be kind enough to
train my mouth
To open on command.

I am Pavlov's Dog.

^^this.

 

[Peregrinator]

Like a bitch, I don't kiss.
If he wants my mouth
He will rape it.

or

He will be kind enough to
train my mouth
To open on command.

I am Pavlov's Dog.

Well, that certainly gave me a twinge of lust.

 

[sweepthefloor]

^^this.

you get it.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Well, that certainly gave me a twinge of lust.

capture breathing.

 

[Peregrinator]

capture breathing.

Warm, wet and slow.

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

 

[sweepthefloor]

Warm, wet and slow.

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

I don't wait for it with anticipation.

I fear it

fear it

 

[Peregrinator]

I don't wait for it with anticipation.

I fear it

fear it

Then we wait until fear of asphyxiation overrides fear of ventilation.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Then we wait until fear of asphyxiation overrides fear of ventilation.

That is hot.

 

[Peregrinator]

That is hot.

Best of two fears. No escape.

 

[sweepthefloor]

My goal for today
Is to drop some preload
Beat down the afterload
Increase contractility.

Improve output.

Give a boner to the little guy.
The one that does not smile.

He is probably the perv in quiet clothing.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Unbelievable.
I'm standing at the bedside assisting Dr Mean place a central line in my patients neck.

Dr Mean while attempting to get an air bubble out of a 10ml saline flush syringe....


Shoots the whole fucking 10ml all over my face, by accident.