As The Hospital Pervs-- It's Overtime Time

[sweepthefloor]

I love opioids. Got any spare ones lying around?

They are in the MedStation 3,000. I put my fingerprint on the station and the cube pops open.
There is a lot of wasted Fentanyl around. It's prepackaged Fent: 100mcg/2ml. The dose is usually 25mcg or 50mcg every one hour for pain.
It's a real waste, "can I get a waste time?"

I prefer constant infusion beating down the heart rate, and the respiratory rate.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I put my work clothes in the dryer to get the wrinkles out. It's not a typical thing to do. I didn't feel like lifting the heavy iron today.

 

[Balladeer08]

I put my work clothes in the dryer to get the wrinkles out. It's not a typical thing to do. I didn't feel like lifting the heavy iron today.

Costco has those clothes steamer things for $30.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Costco has those clothes steamer things for $30.

I never used a steamer. I think if I am going to steam, I might as well iron.
The dryer trick worked well, I was told about the dryer before, but never believed it. Surely, my clothes weren't 'pressed' but they weren't wrinkled!

 

[sweepthefloor]

This is my last day off until next Monday. This means wake up early and finish paper. I am so confused. I have the leadership concept but money management is a nightmare!

"You are told to reduce overtime cost. You have to replace two nurses that resigned. The census is high and more supplies are used. Two nurses need to attend training. The fiscal year starts July 1rst. Today is April 1rst. Your budget is listed below."

Go!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I never used a steamer. I think if I am going to steam, I might as well iron.
The dryer trick worked well, I was told about the dryer before, but never believed it. Surely, my clothes weren't 'pressed' but they weren't wrinkled!

I think this works better if you sprinkle a bit of water on the wrinkled garments before re-drying them. I always forget to try it.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I think this works better if you sprinkle a bit of water on the wrinkled garments before re-drying them. I always forget to try it.

Yes I have heard of this method, using a damp wash cloth. It's just relative the # of days worked. I am not going to press my uniforms for the next four shifts in a row. I will go back to pressing when things settle down.

 

[Balladeer08]

This is my last day off until next Monday. This means wake up early and finish paper. I am so confused. I have the leadership concept but money management is a nightmare!

"You are told to reduce overtime cost. You have to replace two nurses that resigned. The census is high and more supplies are used. Two nurses need to attend training. The fiscal year starts July 1rst. Today is April 1rst. Your budget is listed below."

Go!

Simple.

After "Go!" you insert "get a cup of coffee."

Ta-daa!

 

[sweepthefloor]

Simple.

After "Go!" you insert "get a cup of coffee."

Ta-daa!

It's done! I just have to edit down the words to decrease page numbers, repeated ideas, and have someone check my tables for math and variance!

 

[Balladeer08]

It's done! I just have to edit down the words to decrease page numbers, repeated ideas, and have someone check my tables for math and variance!

I'm betting your answers score more points than mine.

But mine are tastier. So there.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I'm betting your answers score more points than mine.

But mine are tastier. So there.

I have beautiful spreadsheets with rationales for money movement compared to the original budget. I utilized my resources, and he is a beloved banker.
The bet my bottom belted imaginary whip line is that I actually understand, and that is shocking!

 

[sweepthefloor]

It's raining and I hear a low thunder. I would like to stay home. These velcro rollers will be useless. It's time to wake up and smell the chlorhexidine.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It was hardly 60 on Monday and is s'posed to be 91 today.


Go figure.


Meanwhile, the vegetable garden is doing nicely for the most part.

 

[sweepthefloor]

It was hardly 60 on Monday and is s'posed to be 91 today.


Go figure.


Meanwhile, the vegetable garden is doing nicely for the most part.

There's a chance of a low thunder in my atmosphere and I love it.
I will be in class for renewal ACLS again. I haven't studied. I don't have the book, and I missed the last class and now my card is expired. I have a waiver~ if you don't pass the 'mega-code' at the first trial~ you fail.

I keep whispering to myself: it's ok, you do this all the time. So, here I go. Time is measured between BLS and ACLS renewals and it makes me feel tired.

Soon, I will be in Florida. Imagine that.

 

[Sir_Spongiosum]

ry bad exemplar! I am too tired to think about it: the image of nursing: I doubt this thread would attract and retain professional nurses.

Doesn't every nurse get pissed when they watch "House" or "Grey's Anatomy" and see the media portray physicians and surgeons doing the nurse work + the doctor work?

I've met one of the authors, Gordon, twice and participated in a work shop she ran back in 2004 when I was still a student.

I've had a few glasses of wine right now so I'm not fully coherent and I'm a bit horny thinking about the grad nurse with the cute face and olive skin a little older than me big butt but has a nice waist that i want to reach out and grab every time I stand behind her. Curvy and padded giving me plenty to hold on to when I bend her over and slide in.


You are a masterful story tell Nurse Jane and that is the important thing about From Silence To Voice. The workshop and book really helped when I was on television however it is the narrative we tell to our patients and colleagues and friends and general public that matters and you are already doing it so well.

I'll explain how to link what you are already fantastic at with what the Gordon and Buresh are advocating later when I'm not so drunk.

mmm she's already smiled at me when I made her think about semen when I was drawing up a liquid medication ;-)

 

[sweepthefloor]

I've met one of the authors, Gordon, twice and participated in a work shop she ran back in 2004 when I was still a student.

I've had a few glasses of wine right now so I'm not fully coherent and I'm a bit horny thinking about the grad nurse with the cute face and olive skin a little older than me big butt but has a nice waist that i want to reach out and grab every time I stand behind her. Curvy and padded giving me plenty to hold on to when I bend her over and slide in.


You are a masterful story tell Nurse Jane and that is the important thing about From Silence To Voice. The workshop and book really helped when I was on television however it is the narrative we tell to our patients and colleagues and friends and general public that matters and you are already doing it so well.

I'll explain how to link what you are already fantastic at with what the Gordon and Buresh are advocating later when I'm not so drunk.

mmm she's already smiled at me when I made her think about semen when I was drawing up a liquid medication ;-)

I have the book, the paper is due in a few weeks. I haven't read the book but it smells like major feminism. This doesn't mean that I don't advocate for the professional image of nursing. I will wait for your sober assessment.

I hope you get it in with that grad nurse. Now you can really apply your skills. The training that you have prepared for, and I don't mean nursing skills. Your man skills.

That liquid semen medicine. I dropped a glass infusion bottle of the propofol in the medication room. It shattered. The white stuff was everywhere. I just looked at it and asked: Who did this?

 

[jomar]

Sup, Hooper?

 

[sweepthefloor]

Sup, Hooper?

Hey Baby, what's going on? The writing is up, the creative is down and I am just spinning around in a 6th edition APA format.

There are all kinds of headers-- I know them all.

 

[girlsmiley]

Are they from television?
I had this cute snoopy, so soft and thin. It had a wind up key, when it played music the head moved knowingly. I can't remember what year I lost it, but it travelled with me for a long time time.

The Sooty Show.

Here's an episode where Sooty, Sweep and Sue have to have a shower.

Basically this video is about poms (stinky poms) and their utter hatred of personal hygiene. Aka washing themselves.

So much hatred.

http://youtu.be/VsNPONyzyS0

 

[jomar]

Hey Baby, what's going on? The writing is up, the creative is down and I am just spinning around in a 6th edition APA format.

There are all kinds of headers-- I know them all.

Let's get our ICD 10 on, honey bun.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Let's get our ICD 10 on, honey bun.

We can get on without the ICD code!

I really don't know anything about it, and luckily my class only covers the operational financial management at the unit based level. The case managers can figure that code stuff out.

 

[sweepthefloor]

The Sooty Show.

Here's an episode where Sooty, Sweep and Sue have to have a shower.

Basically this video is about poms (stinky poms) and their utter hatred of personal hygiene. Aka washing themselves.

So much hatred.

http://youtu.be/VsNPONyzyS0

Puppets!

 

[jomar]

We can get on without the ICD code!

I really don't know anything about it, and luckily my class only covers the operational financial management at the unit based level. The case managers can figure that code stuff out.

I like the way you think!

 

[sweepthefloor]

I like the way you think!

Yeaper doodles!
They couldn't pay me enough money to work 'case management.'
I love the bedside. I touch my patient. I have to assess. There is no way I could look at a chart and a diagnosis and decide the plan of care.

It's so funny! I recently renewed Advanced Cardiac Life Support (again), and in my group was an ICU nurse that I work with and 3 medical residents that we work with. The practical was tested by each person giving the direction and being the code leader. When it was my turn for code leader, I gave the instructions:

continue CPR, prepare 1mg Epinephrine, ventilate with BVM, recorder tell me when it's been two minutes please, switch roles, stop for no more than ten seconds, let's check for rhythm and pulse: no pulse, VF on the monitor, could you please charge to 200J and deliver the shock? Continue CPR for two minutes, please prepare Amiodarone IV and administer. Thank you. Let's start thinking about reversible causes.

Hahaha the funny part was I couldn't stop touching the doll! The instructor kept telling me: You stand back, everyone else performs the interventions. In my world the doll is my patient and it doesn't matter what role I am performing. I want to touch.

 

[jomar]

Yeaper doodles!
They couldn't pay me enough money to work 'case management.'
I love the bedside. I touch my patient.

...

Hahaha the funny part was I couldn't stop touching the doll! The instructor kept telling me: You stand back, everyone else performs the interventions. In my world the doll is my patient and it doesn't matter what role I am performing. I want to touch.

I will restrain myself from the sex joke in honor of your passion and dedication. It is inspiring.

I will be thinking of you when I take a Red Cross first aid/CPR/aed course in a couple of weeks.