As a new member what should I be cautious about?

I was just wondering what are things I should be careful about.

You should be careful about refusing invitations to real-life meetings and sex. Such refusal is punishable by death -- legally, actually; the Lit has a powerful lobby in Congress and in your state legislature, whichever it might be.
 
I was just wondering what are things I should be careful about. I have never been on a message board or in a chat room. I just want to know what are some of the more shady practices to stay away from. Also, general etiquette on the site? I checked out the general rules and all but that stuff was just common sense stuff. So any helpful hints would be welcome.

Avoid EnglishLady. She's dangerous.
 
Someone here [apparently] knows how to track your IP, and from there your home address, workplace, family and friends.
I have no idea who, or how they do it.
But just so you know, they tracked me all the way to New Zealand!
:eek:
 
Be careful of the Geebee. They keep idiots entertained for hours. That may have something to do with why I'm still here.
 
Like most insular and inbred societies, Lit has developed something of its own language over the years. For example, "Show us your tits" is Lit shorthand for "I have a scorching case of herpes".

There is also a right wing political circle jerk each weekday morning from 6:30 to 8:30 am eastern time.
 
Wait, why assume it's female?

Show us your %!@#*.






*%!@# = your dick, cock, male genitalia
 
You have the number of the beast in your username - you don't have to be careful about anything.
 
Dangerous radical libertarian history buffs like me. We'll try to confuse you with facts and other harmful objects that free you from the Red Matrix. :devil:
 
I was just wondering what are things I should be careful about.

Avoid the trolls... wait I see one posted right after you!!!!


Someone here [apparently] knows how to track your IP, and from there your home address, workplace, family and friends.
I have no idea who, or how they do it.
But just so you know, they tracked me all the way to New Zealand!
:eek:
Yup that is sean alright!!!! Someone was just talking about the troll getting the ip's of a few people.
 
I have been married for 13 years. The last nine have been sexless. My husband has tried various medications and they have really unpleasant side effects. It's become so awkward to even talk about. I If I approach this discussion the wrong way it makes things worse. It emasculates. I can't take the rejection. I can't talk to friends about it. It's too humiliating. I've tried to convince him to do couples therapy. Not going to happen. I haven't cheated or even reached out to anyone. I love my husband and know that he is a good man but I feeling like I am drowning. Like I am sleep walking thru life. So what I'm saying is maybe you guys can give me some advice. I just need to know someone has been thru this and how they handled it.

I think you should start taking erotic nudes of yourself and post them here, then masturbate while reading the horny responses you'll get.

After a few weeks of that, you should then find someone to fuck anonymously in a cheap motel...9 years without sex is beyond too long.

After getting fucked hard on a more regular basis for several months, you'll be in a better position to decide what to do with your needs versus or in concert with your sexless marriage.

My email address is in my profile; feel free to send your first batch of erotic pics to me directly for coaching before you publish them here.
 
Beware of all scary looking black thingies that assault and hold more then 10... no wait 7... no wait 5 whatever those things are called
 
Careful about? Well, since you made the first mistake by coming here, the rest is all downhill.

Enjoy the ride. At least, until you hit the fence at the bottom of the hill.

:)
 
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