ARRRGGHHHH! I need a sugar momma

Wildcard Ky

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The short version of a long story is that I've been busting my ass for over a month to get something ready for a trade show type of unveiling and demo. My days have been starting around 6:00 a.m., and ending around midnight, 7 days a week since new years.

I am the practical/mechanical end of a partnership with a few other people. They are the idea/business end, and I actually make the things.

We were poised to make a huge splash with this demo. It wouldn't be anything that would set us for life, or that we could retire on, but the financial possibilities were pretty bright.

Anyway, I busted my ass and got everything done that needed to be done just in the nick of time. I packaged everything up and shipped it overnight air on Monday. Delivery guaranteed for Tuesday morning, with two demos scheduled on Wednesday. Plenty of time, right? Well here it is Thursday evening, and it's all still lost in transit. NOTHING has showed up at the destination. 4 fucking packages, and they're all lost in transit. I've spent the better part of two days on the phone with the shipping company trying to figure out where my stuff is. They admit that they don't know what's happened to it, but they'll gladly refund my shipping expenses since it wasn't delivered on time Tuesday morning.

I've asked about them re-imbursing me for potential lost income over their screw up, seems there isn't a policy about that.

So with all that being said, I need a sugar momma. I need to give up the rat race. I'll quit working and become someone elses's little man servant. All I ask is that they provide me with the 3 necessary "F's" in life:

1. Feed me

2. Fuck me

3. Finance me

Provide those three, and I'm yours for life. You can do with me as you will after that. Any takers? :D
 
Wildcard Ky said:
Provide those three, and I'm yours for life. You can do with me as you will after that. Any takers? :D


Oh my. *fans self* Tempting, tempting, tempting.... How do you feel about Idaho? ;)
 
Sunnygrl said:
Do I actually have to *gulp* cook?


The first time I read this I thought it said - gulp cock.

I was thinking - what's the problem with that???


Wildcard - I'm so sorry.

If your things happen to show up tomorrow are there additional possible demo times?

What an awful mess.

:rose:
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
The first time I read this I thought it said - gulp cock.

I was thinking - what's the problem with that???


That would have been much better than cooking!
 
On a serious note, that sucks big donkey dick. Is there anything you can do to work around?

The Earl
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Wildcard - I'm so sorry.

If your things happen to show up tomorrow are there additional possible demo times?

What an awful mess.

:rose:

If they get there early tomorrow morning, something might be able to be done. The people that were supposed to view the demos have other plans though, and the show ends tomorrow. I've about given up hope on it.

This was one of those opportunities where all of the right people would be assembled for the sole purpose of seeing what you have, and how it does. Kinda hard to get a second chance at something like that.

McKenna said:
Oh my. *fans self* Tempting, tempting, tempting.... How do you feel about Idaho?

I feel that Idaho is kinda cold. You'd have to promise to keep me really warm. :rose: Any chance of splitting time between Idaho and Ky?
 
Wildcard Ky said:
All I ask is that they provide me with the 3 necessary "F's" in life:

1. Feed me

2. Fuck me

3. Finance me

Provide those three, and I'm yours for life. You can do with me as you will after that. Any takers? :D
Hmm, prison, or the French Foreign Legion might meet your needs. :)

But if I was you, I'd go with Mck even if it means Idaho.
 
Wildcard, I know exactly- EGGS-FUCKING-ZACTLY- what you're going through. I'm in a very similar boat.
 
Wildcard Ky said:
1. Feed me

2. Fuck me

3. Finance me

Provide those three, and I'm yours for life. You can do with me as you will after that. Any takers? :D

I can give two out of three. And I'm really, really good at those two. :)

So sorry to hear about this, WC. I know how hard you've been working. *hugs*
 
Wildcard Ky said:
I feel that Idaho is kinda cold. You'd have to promise to keep me really warm. :rose: Any chance of splitting time between Idaho and Ky?

I can be quite the snugglebunny, as well as a ski bunny. :D ;) I've never been to Kentucky. Will I have to learn to speak Southern?!

*big supportive hugs* I am really sorry to hear about your troubles, Wildcard. Wish there was something more I could do besides empathize. :rose:



Ted-E-Bare said:
But if I was you, I'd go with Mck even if it means Idaho.

Hey now! Idaho is bloody hot in the summer. :cool: It's just the other eleven months you've got to watch out for! :D
 
McKenna said:
I can be quite the snugglebunny, as well as a ski bunny. :D ;) I've never been to Kentucky. Will I have to learn to speak Southern?!

Nope. I wouldn't want to change anything about you :rose:
 
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