Are you clever enough for this short quiz?

[T.H. Oughts]

Read the question, then try to answer---then check your answer by scrolling down!!



> WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
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ANSWER: BREAD.... IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO AND FIND YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE.... IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO QUESTION 2


(Q2) SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK".....WHAT DO COWS DRINK?
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ANSWER: "WATER". IF YOU SAID "MILK," THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT TRY THE NEXT QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOUR BRAIN CELL IS OVER - TAXED, YOU NEED A HOLIDAY...MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD? IF YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3


Q3) IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLUE BRICKS, A PINK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLACK BRICKS.... WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF?
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ANSWER: "GLASS" IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!!
IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO QUESTION 4


(Q4) 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT, OVER THE OLD COUNTRY GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAIL, THE PILOT REALIZING THAT THE LAST REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, HE DECIDES A CRASH LANDING PROCEDURE, BUT
UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHES SMACK BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS LAND" THE LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY AND WEST GERMANY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL, ..... WHERE WOULD YOU BURY THE SURVIVORS EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY OR IN "NO MANS LAND"? !
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ANSWER: YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS" IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY, YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE SHOULD THE PLANE CRASH!!!
IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN CARRY ON TO QUESTION 5


Q5) IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE THEN HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?
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ANSWER: "1 DEGREE" IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE ANSWER, MAY I CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS FAR...BUT BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST AND FINAL QUESTION? IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE LAST QUESTION


Q6) **WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR** YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO MILFORD HAVEN (WALES) IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS, IN READING 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GET OFF, 4 PEOPLE
GET ON, IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF, 16 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF,3 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD HAVEN BUS DEPOT..... WHAT WAS
THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?
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> ANSWER: "YOUR NAME." READ THE FIRST LINE.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Heh. That was fun. Thanks for the brain-candy.

 

[Wiggles]

Darn, I got the first one right!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Heh. That was fun. Thanks for the brain-candy.

I thought it would remind us how much we take for granted in life

 

[Ice Cold]

Having an education pays off!! Woo hoo.. Score one for the public school system!!! Like shooting ducks in a row.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I got all but the degree one right
caust I had no clue what the fuckt he question was asking

 

[Guest]

 

[Harpoon]

Interesting clock, if the hour hand only moves 1 degree in 1 hour, it will take 360 hours for it to get all the way around the clock

Very good excercise for the brain, thanks

 

[phrodeau]

I knew the expected answer for Q3 was "glass", but glass is what a greenhouse (1 word) is made from. A green house is one composed of green materials.

 

[BasilDD]

I tried this out on a number of staff at work - geez, you'd be amazed at some of the answers....lol

 

[jass1960]

Fuck.......

........I got the last one wrong........ggrrrrrrrrrr

 

[SweetBrat73]

woohoo!!! Got em all right But I've heard all of them before.


Brat

 

[doctor_insanus]

Got 'em. Woo hoo!

 

[RawHumor]

Q5) IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE THEN HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?

ANSWER: "1 DEGREE"

Actually, unless I'm brain-dead (and that MAY very well be, since I'm sick) the premise of this question is false. The hour hand moves 1/12 of 360 degrees in one hour, or 30 degrees - so it goes all the way around in twelve hours.

If it only moved one degree per hour, then it would only move 12 degrees between noon and midnight and would point about halfway between the twelve and the one.

 

[Stiphy]

I aint so smarter as you guys but,

Heh. That was fun. Thanks for the brain-candy.
-RisiaSkye

Damn, never mind the brain candy, although it was fun, thanks for the eye candy! You have a great av!

 

[MysticSwing]

That was fun... Thanks for sharing.... I'll have to see how many the Hubby gets right when he gets home from work.

~~Mystic

 

[sch00lteacher]

You are a mean and evil person.











Loved it, failed miserably. This is sort of funny.

I was having trouble yesterday with my medication, something was really fucking with me, I couldn't stay awake, I was a bit confused, and kinda emotional. Bad enough the wife talked me into going in to see the doctor. I guess I was on too many downers, so I have to cut back on some of the pain meds. No big deal. But the funny part is they gave me this mental alertness test, a bunch of questions to see how alert I was, duh. Questions like what day of the week is it, what season, etc.

If I had taken THIS test yesterday god only knows where I would be today. Pounding on the padded walls or something...

 

[Bindii]

Hey I can't be a 'real' blonde, cause I just discovered that I'm smart! (But hubby failed miserably......thanks for the 'teasing' ammo for the next three years!)

 

[T.H. Oughts]

thanks for the 'teasing' ammo for the next three years!)

It's good stuff thaat

 

[mig]

Doctor,my brain hurts.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Doctor,my brain hurts.

Ummm do you give mouth to mouth for a sore brain

 

[mig]

Such a revolutionary treatment needs careful consideration.

What say we try 3 or 4 thousand times.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Such a revolutionary treatment needs careful consideration.

What say we try 3 or 4 thousand times.

I'm sure I could make you feel heaps better with a few less than that

 

[BlazeofLife]

Re: Re: Are you clever enough for this short quiz?

Actually, unless I'm brain-dead (and that MAY very well be, since I'm sick) the premise of this question is false. The hour hand moves 1/12 of 360 degrees in one hour, or 30 degrees - so it goes all the way around in twelve hours.

If it only moved one degree per hour, then it would only move 12 degrees between noon and midnight and would point about halfway between the twelve and the one.

Actually, you're quite wrong. the question implicitly stipulated an "if" statement at the beginning, thereby defining its own premise, and not relying upon one which would ordinarily occur in reality. Since the question is based on the first line, "IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE...", the premise has been pre-defined as a 1/60 degree movement every minute, and has no bearing on the eventual outcome upon a real clock.
Its just meant to tease your brain, not to revamp the clock industry.

Blaze

 

[mig]

I'm sure I could make you feel heaps better with a few less than that

Then it wouldn't be as much fun.Sorry,I mean it would invalidate the experiment.