Are you a noisy idiot in bed?

[parodyluvr75]

All I ever seem to get.

 

[Hard_Rom]

All I ever seem to get.

Ewwwww! You slept with Duran Duran's bitch! Multiple times! Retch, gag, puke! YUCK!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Hey, that's how rumors get started.

 

[Hard_Rom]

That's how tumours get started. or wart type growths on your genitalia.

 

[girlsmiley]

That's how tumours get started. or wart type growths on your genitalia.

What else is growing on your genitalia?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Rom, I bet you're noisy in bed.

 

[Noor]

He used to tell me I rustled sometimes

 

[Hard_Rom]

What else is growing on your genitalia?

Nothing bit a few hairs. Collecting a bit of dust recently.

 

[parodyluvr75]

He used to tell me I rustled sometimes

Murmuring of his flower.

 

[duranman]

Hey, that's how rumors get started.

I found you disappointedly subdued. You're one helluva squirter though

 

[parodyluvr75]

I found you disappointedly subdued. You're one helluva squirter though

In your dream, I didn't squirt, I peed.

 

[duranman]

You pissed in the Duranman's face. Fuckin' charming.

 

[TwinkleStars]

All I ever seem to get.

Depending how tired I am, yeah.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Nope....
It's why I never do 69 from the top

 

[thør]

Next time, I will leave the bag of chips on the dresser.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You pissed in the Duranman's face. Fuckin' charming.

It was your dream.

Depending how tired I am, yeah.

Nope....
It's why I never do 69 from the top

Next time, I will leave the bag of chips on the dresser.

I like corn chips.

 

[PoppingTom]

Thankfully, my girl is a noisy idiot in bed, so I don't need to.

 

[Hypoxia]

We are very quiet idiots in bed.

Except for the occasional screams.

And the overturned, damaged furniture.

Local wildlife flees when we mate.

Police don't intervene often.

 

[Not Normal]

I never used to be, but "learned" to be.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Thankfully, my girl is a noisy idiot in bed, so I don't need to.

How lucky for you.

We are very quiet idiots in bed.

Except for the occasional screams.

And the overturned, damaged furniture.

Local wildlife flees when we mate.

Police don't intervene often.

That's the best.

I never used to be, but "learned" to be.

That's quite the accomplishment, I lean towards quieter. Quiet storm.

 

[Penuche]

There was one who, had his very obvious race with his exwife to get married and resprogged up (he'd already got two existing daughters) first not been offputting enough, was dumpworthy on account of being excessively loudly vocal.

Don't get me wrong - enthusiastic I like - communicative I like - but his habit of screaming my name, at the top of his voice, roughly two inches from my ears. Either he had to go, or my ability to do anything connected with music did. Easy choice.

Quelle surprise, bumped into him one year later, already with a new girlfriend who he'd resprogged up.