Are you a noisy idiot in bed?

That's how tumours get started. or wart type growths on your genitalia.
 
We are very quiet idiots in bed.

Except for the occasional screams.

And the overturned, damaged furniture.

Local wildlife flees when we mate.

Police don't intervene often.
 
There was one who, had his very obvious race with his exwife to get married and resprogged up (he'd already got two existing daughters) first not been offputting enough, was dumpworthy on account of being excessively loudly vocal.

Don't get me wrong - enthusiastic I like - communicative I like - but his habit of screaming my name, at the top of his voice, roughly two inches from my ears. :eek: Either he had to go, or my ability to do anything connected with music did. Easy choice.

Quelle surprise, bumped into him one year later, already with a new girlfriend who he'd resprogged up. :rolleyes:
 
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