Are there any Lit members that want to fuck you?

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The same ones that rode unicorns through here. ..and equally imaginary
 
Actually, I got a message from a lady saying that she would....

Then again, now that I've cleaned my glasses, I see that she actually said she was wishing me "luck"...

There's also some references in her message about hell freezing over...

Still, I think that it's a promising start :nana:
 
Well the hunchback is polished and shining brightly (thanks to Ken's Auto Shop for the use of the car polisher). My glass eye looks more natural now I have replaced it with a proper eye looking thing and got rid of the ping pong ball with magic marker on it. My gimpy leg is still gimpy, may actually be even worse to be honest, but my warts are now a nice bright spring yellow to match my teeth! So come on boys, blow the cobwebs off (actually you may need dynamite to gain entry to my secret cave, but I digress). I like animals, I had a T Rex called Norman when I was a kid, and we flew to school on Pterodactyls, so it shows i am a caring person. At least give me a pity fuck!
 
Nobody has told me they want to
that depends on the definition of Fuck. Lets look at this closer, shall we? I could ask:

Are there people who want to 'fuck me up'? You never know, my avatar may have gotten into a fight with another avatar...names were called, stuff broken, cops on scene, tears and tantrums...there's a court case, fines and jail time...you get the idea....or

Is someone going to try to 'fuck me over?' Again only speculation, but someone might not like my avatar, might try and befriend it, be all nicey nicey and then like Caesar, the knives come out, stabby, stabby, blood on the floor, paramedics called, there's an inquest, it's all messy and unnecessary, the family fighting over the will etc etc.

or

(and I believe this is the question being addressed here)

Do any Lit members want to 'Fuck me?' I'm gonna go with no. ;)
 
that depends on the definition of Fuck. Lets look at this closer, shall we? I could ask:

Are there people who want to 'fuck me up'? You never know, my avatar may have gotten into a fight with another avatar...names were called, stuff broken, cops on scene, tears and tantrums...there's a court case, fines and jail time...you get the idea....or

Is someone going to try to 'fuck me over?' Again only speculation, but someone might not like my avatar, might try and befriend it, be all nicey nicey and then like Caesar, the knives come out, stabby, stabby, blood on the floor, paramedics called, there's an inquest, it's all messy and unnecessary, the family fighting over the will etc etc.

or

(and I believe this is the question being addressed here)

Do any Lit members want to 'Fuck me?' I'm gonna go with no. ;)

Well, you're cute. With that response...now I want to
 
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