Ubiquitious_too
Innocent as Snow White
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- Oct 4, 2015
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Well, no one has specifically told me so today...
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God, I hope so. Otherwise all my stellar wit is going to waste (oh, and the bra pic in my profile too )
Ooooooof course. Who wouldn't want to fuck me?!?
No offense, but if all your body parts are skinny little "sticks", I'd think many would pass. Hopefully, they're not!
Well then you're missing out on the best 2-5 minutes of your (my) life, as I tell every girl who refuses to have sex with me!
Your loss!
The best 2-5 minutes? Really?
Really?
The best 2-5 minutes? Really?
Really?
2-4.
Let's take 2-5 hours. That might just be long enough. On reflection, with you darling, not long enough. xx
Then you're missing the best 45 minutes of YOUR life.
*winks at Simon*
45 minutes?!? What the fuck are we gonna do with the other 41-43???? We've already done it twice in my scenario.
Twice in 2-4 minutes? what are you? a rat
I'm efficient. None of this prolonged bullshit. I get it done. I don't lie and say things like 2-5 hours. Who the fuck am I, Sting?
I get in. Get it done.
I'm quite sure the number of people who wanna fuck me just spiked. AMIRIGHT!!?
Okay but ... twice
Well I'd take a quickie right about now.
Well I'd take a quickie right about now.
How YOU doing?!
See vibes, there's a girl who enjoys a man who makes shit happen and doesn't beat around the bush, so to speak. (That's very clever word play, FYI)