Are Male Spiders The Ultimate Maso Sub?

[catalina_francisco]

Hmmm, would seem these little guys are heavily into sacrifice, all in the name of love. Well hopefully it is that and not just that they are lacking smarts or overcome by possessiveness....seems to me they could also be proverbial optomists if they entertain the thought they might survive an amorous encounter.

Catalina

 

[graceanne]

I just wanna know how they figured this out. Or maybe I don't.

 

[graceanne]

Great now I can't get the mental picture of a spider in stirups out of my head.

 

[Shankara20]

"In more than 80 per cent of cases, the tip of the male's genital organ breaks off inside the female."

SAFEWORD! SAFEWORD!

 

[Shankara20]

Well, of course this brings to my mind the film I saw of praying mantis' mate. That very well may have been when I started exploring my gay side with enthusiasm

to this day I can not get that image out of my mind *shudder*



from our friends at Wiki...

"The mating process for a mantis normally begins during the warm summer season, the male homing in on pheromones released by a sexually mature female. During this process, the smaller male mantis will mount the female mantis from behind and begin copulation. The female praying mantis is known for her habit of biting the head off her partner while they are mating; this behavior is not as common as the reputation might suggest (and contrary to popular belief, this act has no influence on the reproductive process, save for terminating the male's ability to pass his genes on to any other females). Sexual cannibalism may be rarer in the wild than in captive mantids kept in a cage, due to the lack of room for the male to evade the female after mating ends. "

 

[catalina_francisco]

And we humans thought we had S&M licked!!

Catalina

 

[DVS]

I just wanna know how they figured this out. Or maybe I don't.

Well, you see...it's a very scientific process. They have this very small ruler and they handle it with a very small set of tweezers. And, when the male spider is leaning back smoking a cigarette, they slowly creep up with the small ruler and measure his thing.

Now, you might say that won't work, because it's going to be smaller afterwards...it always is. No, not with spiders and other exoskeleton insects and arachnids. The spider's penis (for lack of a better name) remains out and on display while he's taking his smoke break, for all other male spiders to see.

The other male spiders that happen by will see him and know the female in close proximity to him is his and they are to move along and fine another to call their own.

He doesn't put his member away until after the smoke break is over, mainly for that purpose. Also, it must air cool and dry, to help repair the section that was left inside the female. After that, he dabs some Aloe jell on it and then moves on with an obviously satisfied spring to his step. And, if you could get a closer look, you'd also see the satisfied smile on his face.

 

[graceanne]

Well, you see...it's a very scientific process. They have this very small ruler and they handle it with a very small set of tweezers. And, when the male spider is leaning back smoking a cigarette, they slowly creep up with the small ruler and measure his thing.

Now, you might say that won't work, because it's going to be smaller afterwards...it always is. No, not with spiders and other exoskeleton insects and arachnids. The spider's penis (for lack of a better name) remains out and on display while he's taking his smoke break, for all other male spiders to see.

The other male spiders that happen by will see him and know the female in close proximity to him is his and they are to move along and fine another to call their own.

He doesn't put his member away until after the smoke break is over, mainly for that purpose. Also, it must air cool and dry, to help repair the section that was left inside the female. After that, he dabs some Aloe jell on it and then moves on with an obviously satisfied spring to his step. And, if you could get a closer look, you'd also see the satisfied smile on his face.

You need to get out more. You spider-voyeur you.

 

[FurryFury]

A song I enjoy singing in the shower is this one from A Star Is Born by Streisand. The title is Queen Bee.
Barbra Streisand - Queen Bee Lyrics

The black, black widow is sittin' in the middle of the web,

It's the fly she seeks.

You may be her lover but you never will recover,

'cause she ain't had a bite for weeks.

You think you're the same, 'cause you got the same name,

But the widow has a mobile home.

Remember what I told you, she got eight arms to hold you,

And she's never gonna let you roam

She'll tuck you into bed, truck on your head,

Then she'll wrap you as a midnight snack.

So if you see a spider, don't you sidle up beside her

Why'd you think the widow's wearin' black?

Queen bee, baby

Pray that you may be left on your own, uh huh

Nothin' she'll give you, gonna outlive you

But the queen bee's never gonna be alone

Long before Atlantis there has been a praying mantis

And you know why he's on his knees

He may have religion but he's just a sittin' pigeon

If a woman even starts to tease.

He won't even quibble if she has a little nibble on his neck,

What a way to go.

And now you done and torn it!

You been messin' with a hornet, she's a blue-blooded wasp, you
know.

And just as you do it, she'll inject you with a fluid

That you ain't even got but none.

You're the meat on the plate, not even first rate,

She's gonna feed you to her seventh son.

Just like the Queen bee, baby

Pray that you may be left on your own, uh huh

Nothin' she'll give you, gonna outlive you

But the queen bee's never gonna be alone.

So, in conclusion, it's an optical illusion, if you think that
we're the

weaker race.

Men got the muscle, but the ladies got the hustle, and the truth
is starin'

in your face.

The mother bear stalks, and the queen of the hawks,

Is the one who brings home the bread.

The lion that is regal, and the bold headed eagle,

need a woman just to keep them fed.

But come the evenin', we're like Adam and his Eve,

Inside the garden hear the serpents sound?

It's so frustratin', when you're really into matin',

and there ain't a lovin' man around.

Whoever wrote this story, throw out the glory

Bring in the men (give me them and I'll swing)

Write me a sequel, give me an equal

And I'll give that man

I said I'm gonna give that lovin' man

I said I'm gonna give that lovin' man,

I'm gonna give him that lovin' sting! Zap!

 

[catalina_francisco]

A song I enjoy singing in the shower is this one from A Star Is Born by Streisand. The title is Queen Bee.
Barbra Streisand - Queen Bee Lyrics

The black, black widow is sittin' in the middle of the web,

It's the fly she seeks.

You may be her lover but you never will recover,

'cause she ain't had a bite for weeks.

You think you're the same, 'cause you got the same name,

But the widow has a mobile home.

Remember what I told you, she got eight arms to hold you,

And she's never gonna let you roam

She'll tuck you into bed, truck on your head,

Then she'll wrap you as a midnight snack.

So if you see a spider, don't you sidle up beside her

Why'd you think the widow's wearin' black?

Queen bee, baby

Pray that you may be left on your own, uh huh

Nothin' she'll give you, gonna outlive you

But the queen bee's never gonna be alone

Long before Atlantis there has been a praying mantis

And you know why he's on his knees

He may have religion but he's just a sittin' pigeon

If a woman even starts to tease.

He won't even quibble if she has a little nibble on his neck,

What a way to go.

And now you done and torn it!

You been messin' with a hornet, she's a blue-blooded wasp, you
know.

And just as you do it, she'll inject you with a fluid

That you ain't even got but none.

You're the meat on the plate, not even first rate,

She's gonna feed you to her seventh son.

Just like the Queen bee, baby

Pray that you may be left on your own, uh huh

Nothin' she'll give you, gonna outlive you

But the queen bee's never gonna be alone.

So, in conclusion, it's an optical illusion, if you think that
we're the

weaker race.

Men got the muscle, but the ladies got the hustle, and the truth
is starin'

in your face.

The mother bear stalks, and the queen of the hawks,

Is the one who brings home the bread.

The lion that is regal, and the bold headed eagle,

need a woman just to keep them fed.

But come the evenin', we're like Adam and his Eve,

Inside the garden hear the serpents sound?

It's so frustratin', when you're really into matin',

and there ain't a lovin' man around.

Whoever wrote this story, throw out the glory

Bring in the men (give me them and I'll swing)

Write me a sequel, give me an equal

And I'll give that man

I said I'm gonna give that lovin' man

I said I'm gonna give that lovin' man,

I'm gonna give him that lovin' sting! Zap!

LOL, is one of my faves as well. I have the album on vinyl and have been looking for it in shops on DVD, but so far it is looking like online or ordering it in is the only way to go.

Catalina

 

[DVS]

You need to get out more. You spier-voyeur you.

You ain't telling me anything I don't already know.