Apparantly men are supposed to feel their testicles...

[p_p_man]

at least once a week for lumps.

Once a week!

Hell, I don't know a man alive who doesn't feel his testicles at least 20 times a day!

 

[Thomas Paine]

My doctor said once a month...but those are only the official gropes.

In fact, he also said that if I needed a reminder, I should check the huevos whenever I paid the electric bill. What one has to do with the other, he didn't say, but I had to stop paying the bill in person...

 

[Myrrdin]

But, I thought that's what the glass screen over the counter was for.... To check their reflection in.

 

[SweetNick]

I'd make a joke right along with you, but testicular cancer ain't funny. Wait till your nut swells to the size of a grapefruit, have them give you radiation, and then lose it during surgery. Its happened twice in my family in the past 4 years, I check every fuckin day.

 

[Thomas Paine]

Nick:

Believe me, I don't take it lightly. About a year after getting that advice from the doc, I developed a delightful little thing called an epididymal cyst. I ran to the doctor so fast I left a smoking trail...

 

[KillerMuffin]

The StudMuffin had testicular cancer. It ain't no joke. Imagine a doc discussing cutting your nads open for removal of a "growth." A scalpel down there by your willy and your sac, makes you shudder doesn't it? Early detection can prevent the need for "exploratory surgery" and "we're going to remove that growth, don't worry, you should still be able to get an erection."

My advice? Do that monthly clinical ball fondle. Get the yearly finger in the butt. Save yourself a ton of pain. Lots of yapping about breast cancer, but not enough about male reproductive system cancer.

 

[Mellon Collie]

My doctor said once a month...but those are only the official gropes.

In fact, he also said that if I needed a reminder, I should check the huevos whenever I paid the electric bill. What one has to do with the other, he didn't say, but I had to stop paying the bill in person...

Originally posted by Myrrdin
But, I thought that's what the glass screen over the counter was for.... To check their reflection in.

Ewww, that's so gross.

 

[Rambling Rose]

volunteering for ball fondling duty

anyone with me? It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it!

 

[Good Kirk]

I'm afraid the transporter accident didn't create two exactly identical Captains, and I no longer have any testicles. Evil Kirk got those.

But I got the ear lobes, the appendix and three out of fourth wisdom teeth, so Score!

 

[Evil Kirk]

I also got ALL the body hair, the B.O., and the dandruff. Goddamned transporter!



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[OUTSIDER]

Do it every time I have a shower, the warm water makes them come down and easier to check.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Outsider, darlin, that's barely this side of TMI.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Outsider, darlin, that's barely this side of TMI.

TMI ?

 

[Chuckus]

TMI ?

TMI = Too Much Information


maybe it is TMI but Outsider is telling the truth, when you get out of the shower they do tend to "drop" and are easier to check.

Kinda like it is supposed to be easier to do breast exams right after a warm shower. The tissue is softer and therefore easier to check.

 

[Wizard]

Unless it was a cold shower....................................Brrrrrrrrrrr

 

[OUTSIDER]

I have a nice AV that shows my method for checking my nut's PM me if you'd like to see it.

 

[OUTSIDER]

PS. only those with a strong stomach and and email addy need apply

 

[morninggirl5]

TMI = Too Much Information


maybe it is TMI but Outsider is telling the truth, when you get out of the shower they do tend to "drop" and are easier to check.

Kinda like it is supposed to be easier to do breast exams right after a warm shower. The tissue is softer and therefore easier to check.

During the shower is actually the good time to do a breast self-exam. And since we're on the topic of self-exams and it is breast cancer awareness month...... Men do get breast cancer, too. So add those to your schedule of self-exams as well.

 

[Chuckus]

During the shower is actually the good time to do a breast self-exam. And since we're on the topic of self-exams and it is breast cancer awareness month...... Men do get breast cancer, too. So add those to your schedule of self-exams as well.

Does it count if our S/O checks our breasts for us?

 

[OUTSIDER]

I'm gonna change my AV for ten minutes at 8:00pm BB time to give you all a look

 

[freakygirl]

I'm gonna change my AV for ten minutes at 8:00pm BB time to give you all a look

*waits patiently*

 

[morninggirl5]

Does it count if our S/O checks our breasts for us?

It counts but exactly how useful it will be for disease prevention might be up for debate.

 

[freakygirl]

Outsider.. you are one sick little boy.. (ummm ok, neither little nor a boy.. ) but sick.. *nods head* I LOVE IT!!!!!!

 

[miles]

I'm waiting for someone to ask if you can combine your monthly nut check with a prostate self-examination.

 

[Chuckus]

damn Outsider that hurts me looking at it........OUCH just OUCH.