Apathy Thread

Amen. I swear, sometimes, I've given serious thought to submitting a Non-Erotic story that said simply this:

"Once upon a time, the universe imploded. The End."
 
In a hundred years...

Fuck that, I want sensation - I want it now!

I want to relate - now!

Cummon, surely someone gives a fuck?

</threadjack>
 
ennui don't either...
I'd poke you, Mister Marshwiggle, but that would require effort, which would require caring, which would require thought, which would require reading full sentences, contemplating the manner of the universe, whether the universe HAS a manner, and possibly understanding the plight of rice farmers in Tunisia- and, by extension, wondering whether there actually ARE rice farmers in Tunisia, and I have to tell you: I'm now disenchanted with the mere squidge of a thought of poking you.

Sssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

*ping*
 
I'd poke you, Mister Marshwiggle, but that would require effort, which would require caring, which would require thought, which would require reading full sentences, contemplating the manner of the universe, whether the universe HAS a manner, and possibly understanding the plight of rice farmers in Tunisia- and, by extension, wondering whether there actually ARE rice farmers in Tunisia, and I have to tell you: I'm now disenchanted with the mere squidge of a thought of poking you.

Sssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

*ping*

I'm sorry. I didn't get your name.

Nope. Still didn't get it.

Maybe we should try again tomorrow.
 
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