Anyone with a bare chest avatar is stupid

blobfish

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There, I said it. We all know that cockshots are ridiculous (well, most of us), but now, some geniuses are getting around that by posting their naked chest instead. This must end.
 
There, I said it. We all know that cockshots are ridiculous (well, most of us), but now, some geniuses are getting around that by posting their naked chest instead. This must end.

I should cover up?
 
blob... blob... blob...

FUCK OFF!

the ladies of lit voted. we like the chest avs.
 
no, we thought those were lame.

i want to push toothpicks up under your fingernails.

Sorry dolf, but the bare chest madness has to stop somewhere. I mean, most of them are sucking in their guts anyway.
 
Sorry dolf, but the bare chest madness has to stop somewhere. I mean, most of them are sucking in their guts anyway.

it's cute. the sucking in.
you ever walk past a guy who takes one look at you and sucks it in?
no attempt to talk to you, just a desire to seem that little bit more attractive in your presence.
it's fucking adorable.
 
Can't imagine who you are jealous of...

Brains and not +300lbs and paunchy...

Fear not...a treadmill can't be far away....as for the brains I can't help you..
 
Can't imagine who you are jealous of...

Brains and not +300lbs and paunchy...

Fear not...a treadmill can't be far away....as for the brains I can't help you..

Yeah, your Woody Allen physique is making me positively green with envy.
 
It depends on the chest. When I had a shirtless av, I got a lot more pussy pics in my pm box.
 
so nobody ever sucked it in when you passed?
maybe they did and you're just not observant.
 
I'm torn as to which is worse, the bare chest or the penis. Both are equally stupid as AV's but the bare chest is less offensive. However I think there is more ego involved with the bare chest.
Tough call.
 
I'm torn as to which is worse, the bare chest or the penis. Both are equally stupid as AV's but the bare chest is less offensive. However I think there is more ego involved with the bare chest.
Tough call.

Oy vey.

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I'm torn as to which is worse, the bare chest or the penis. Both are equally stupid as AV's but the bare chest is less offensive. However I think there is more ego involved with the bare chest.
Tough call.

The penis is definitely worse. It wouldn't even be so bad if their pricks were somewhat artfully photographed, but a cellphone cockshot makes me feel ashamed to be a human male. Luckily, most have stopped using the cockshots, so now we've just bare chests to be rid of.
 
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