Anyone with a bare chest avatar is stupid

[Very_Bad_Man]

The penis is definitely worse. It wouldn't even be so bad if their pricks were somewhat artfully photographed, but a cellphone cockshot makes me feel ashamed to be a human male. Luckily, most have stopped using the cockshots, so now we've just bare chests to be rid of.

If I posted my penis wearing a tuxedo would that be artsy enough?

 

[RoryN]

If I posted my penis wearing a tuxedo would that be artsy enough?

This has already been done.

(EDIT: My mistake. Vette was just posting himself at a formal event.)

 

[thør]

If I posted my penis wearing a tuxedo would that be artsy enough?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/Emperor_Penguin_Manchot_empereur.jpg/220px-Emperor_Penguin_Manchot_empereur.jpg

 

[help_me_Rhonda]

woops

 

[blobfish]

If I posted my penis wearing a tuxedo would that be artsy enough?

Sgt. Pepper's penis might be acceptable.

 

[Tryharder62]

If I posted my penis wearing a tuxedo would that be artsy enough?

I'll get my magnifying glass and see.

 

[Peregrinator]

Did someone say penguins? Is it 2005?

 

[blobfish]

woops

Agent Scully?

 

[Jessica_29]

woops

double woops

 

[KRCummings]

Oy vey.

Did you just compare the greatest academic institution in America to a penis and chest pic? I know you did not just do that.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lml36gzRWF1qbmjbjo1_400.jpg

 

[blobfish]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lml36gzRWF1qbmjbjo1_400.jpg

I'm sure this has some relevance, but I'm not getting it just yet. Hair on the chest?

 

[Noor]

I don't like recognizing the chest shots as someone I know or have known.

Cock shots are just kind of dull but I have never recognized any cocks on Lit.

 

[blobfish]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lml36gzRWF1qbmjbjo1_400.jpg

I get it now! Cock shot! Clever bird.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I get it now! Cock shot! Clever bird.

You win a set of glasses.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_z44yQmmoKCQ/TTRHpuNZqkI/AAAAAAAACis/SGJSGZ07xEs/s1600/rooster_shot_glasses.png

 

[Communal]

loser

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Sgt. Pepper's penis might be acceptable.

Hi Jen.