Anyone want to write a story for me?

[virgin_so_far]

Am looking for someone who might be interested in writting a story for me to give to someone for a special occassion. It wouldnt be published or posted here but if you wanted to that would be fine. I just want it for my own personal use. Messege me if your interested and want details.

 

[MathGirl]

$$

Dear VSF,

What is the usual stipend allotted for this kind of endeavor?

MG (SubJoe's agent)

 

[Dirt Man]

Stipends for stories...

When I write an erotic story for a couple, I always require remuneration in picture form. When I write anything else upon request I require five cents a word, and I keep the copywrites. A $10,000.00 USD down payment incentive is also required before I put one word down.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Stipends for stories...

A $10,000.00 USD down payment incentive is also required before I put one word down.

Dear Dirtie,
Gosh, I was going to do it for free. Maybe even offer to pay him to let me write a story for him. I was just so flattered that anyone would allow me to spend my time doing somthing like that for them. i mean, he even said it would be okay to post it.

Well, now that I know the going rate, that's what I'd have to charge, too. I'm sure not going to be a union buster.

MG

 

[Un-registered]

Am looking for someone who might be interested in writting a story for me to give to someone for a special occassion. It wouldnt be published or posted here but if you wanted to that would be fine. I just want it for my own personal use. Messege me if your interested and want details.

If you hope for any serious answers, you would need to give some idea of the genre, at least.

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

Hmmm ... I do like the idea of writting a story a special occassion. Especially knowing what the occasion might be and then just winging it! Maybe a christening or a ruby wedding anniversary ... a retirement do ... or maybe an award ... whatever that might mean. The phrase 'personal use' is interesting.

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

got to get them posts up!

 

[NoJo]

Re: Stipends for stories...

When I write an erotic story for a couple, I always require remuneration in picture form. When I write anything else upon request I require five cents a word, and I keep the copywrites. A $10,000.00 USD down payment incentive is also required before I put one word down.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

I think you'll find my rates competitive:

Genre:

Male/Female - 1cent per word
M/M - 1.2c p.w.
F/F - 1.5c p.w.
F/Deer/Ibex/other ungulate 2c p.w.
Ungulate/Ungulate 2c p.w.

Punctuation:

Semicolons 1c each
Colons 2c each
Parentheses 1.5c the pair or 1c for one

Synonyms
Vagina: Unless explicitly advised "Pussy" will be used throughout, synonyms range from 2cents to 15cents each. $10 for all forty-seven synonyms in one story

Note: "Precum" and other neologisms will not be used, pending inclusion in Websters.

 

[pop_54]

Hi

Hmm yes just a tiny bit more info would be nice friend virgin, now there's an unusual thing these days, virgin, hehe.

Hello Gabriel_Lee how are you tonight, and if you reply this time you'll get your posts up much quicker. wink.

pops...........

 

[MathGirl]

No union busting

Hmmm ... I do like the idea of writting a story a special occassion. Especially knowing what the occasion might be and then just winging it! Maybe a christening or a ruby wedding anniversary ... a retirement do ... or maybe an award ... whatever that might mean. The phrase 'personal use' is interesting.

Maintaining, of course, strict adherence to the fee scales posted above.
MG

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

Sorry Pops ... bit late responding, but I was fine, thanks for asking! I trust you are likewise ... and the posts creep up.

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

Maintaining, of course, strict adherence to the fee scales posted above.

Of course, MG, of course. I'm all for standing together, especially if my legs get to stay unbroken.

 

[MathGirl]

UNION BUSTER!!!

I think you'll find my rates competitive:

Hay, SubJ, you trying to undercut the rest of us? I supply neologisms for free as part of the $10M base fee.
MG

 

[LorriLove]

hiya

hay sub_joe how much for a vicar,a nun, & a donkey if you don't have to bother with a spell check, not that i want to read a thing like that of course.


luv lorrilove

 

[MathGirl]

Is it our breath?

Haven't heard from Virgin So Far again. I don't think he knew what was lurking here when he posted his little request.

Sort of like testing the water by dipping a toe into a pool of pirhanas.

MG

 

[pop_54]

My God

Glad you told me MG I was about to feed those Goldfish.

Yes poor virgin, must be huddled in a corner now affraid to come out and face the music.

 

[MathGirl]

Grunt!

got to get them posts up!

Don't force it, dear. You'll get there. Then you'll wonder why you ever wanted to be there.
MG

 

[happy2bhubby]

Writing for you

Just give me the basic background and I'll creat some fiction for you!!

 

[MathGirl]

There goes the neighborhood!

Just give me the basic background and I'll creat some fiction for you!!

Scab! SCAB!!!!

MG

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Stipends for stories...

Male/Female - 1cent per word
M/M - 1.2c p.w.
F/F - 1.5c p.w.
F/Deer/Ibex/other ungulate 2c p.w.
Ungulate/Ungulate 2c p.w.
.[/SIZE]

Dear SubJ,
Does that include ungulates of the rare, scented variety?

Also, you quote a rate for parentheses: 1.5 cents per pair or 1 cent for a single. Do you get much call for a single?

MG

 

[oggbashan]

Re: There goes the neighborhood!

Scab! SCAB!!!!

MG

But what can you expect from a one post newbie? Me, I'm no virgin any more but I'm all for sticking to the rules of the game. If any one wishes to PAY for my writing I'll happily accept the official rate.

 

[The_Fool]

Re: Re: Stipends for stories...

I think you'll find my rates competitive:

Genre:

Male/Female - 1cent per word
M/M - 1.2c p.w.
F/F - 1.5c p.w.
F/Deer/Ibex/other ungulate 2c p.w.
Ungulate/Ungulate 2c p.w.

Punctuation:

Semicolons 1c each
Colons 2c each
Parentheses 1.5c the pair or 1c for one

Synonyms
Vagina: Unless explicitly advised "Pussy" will be used throughout, synonyms range from 2cents to 15cents each. $10 for all forty-seven synonyms in one story

Note: "Precum" and other neologisms will not be used, pending inclusion in Websters.

With all those fractions, you'll have to get MG to figure the bill!!!

And you forgot M only/F only....

 

[MathGirl]

Harumph!

With all those fractions, you'll have to get MG to figure the bill!!!

WE do not do arithmetic. <sniff>

Wellll, if the price is right........

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I can't find "Ungulate" in my dictionary. Is it similar to "unguent"?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Harumph!

WE do not do arithmetic. <sniff>

But I could do arithmancy for ya, if you like!

Svenskaflicka
DADA-teacher at Hogwarts.