Anyone seen Betty??

Recidiva said:
Maybe if you're dead she can haunt you forever. Or take over your body. Or other stuff.

Sounds like she'd like bitch slapping.
whats really frightening is that i think she might have already taken over.
have to disagree. i think she likes to DO the bitch slapping.
 
vella_ms said:
whats really frightening is that i think she might have already taken over.
have to disagree. i think she likes to DO the bitch slapping.

Well, you are not alone.

I exist only to amuse the muses.
 
Recidiva said:
Well, you are not alone.

I exist only to amuse the muses.


Ooooh nice twist.

Amuse coming from greek "without the inspiration" so amusing the muses could be their own down fall.

Quick!!! Quell the muse uprising with rubber chickens and whooppe cushions!
 
Recidiva said:
Well, you are not alone.

I exist only to amuse the muses.

Mine aren't so much amused as disturbed... I just put up Killing Loneliness in the HFF community, and when I went back and reread it... there was no way in hell I wrote that story. None. Who the hell hijacked my keyboard? Shower rape, what? Suicide? Vengeful bastards fucking people while other people watch and plan how best to hurt them in return? What kind of sick and twiasted individual writes this shit?

Well, fuck me.. maybe I did write it.

But the muse definitely helped.
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
Ooooh nice twist.

Amuse coming from greek "without the inspiration" so amusing the muses could be their own down fall.

Quick!!! Quell the muse uprising with rubber chickens and whooppe cushions!

They're smiling just thinking about the idea. I'm at their mercy, not the other way around.

Now they're thinking of evil stuff to do with rubber chickens. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
 
FallingToFly said:
Mine aren't so much amused as disturbed... I just put up Killing Loneliness in the HFF community, and when I went back and reread it... there was no way in hell I wrote that story. None. Who the hell hijacked my keyboard? Shower rape, what? Suicide? Vengeful bastards fucking people while other people watch and plan how best to hurt them in return? What kind of sick and twiasted individual writes this shit?

Well, fuck me.. maybe I did write it.

But the muse definitely helped.

Yes, I think I had to take out the bit with watching someone bleed to death from castration. Or did I leave it in, I'm not sure.

It wasn't my idea, dammit. Really.
 
Okay, Betty has warned me that today is the day to go forth and seek beauty. tomorrow is going to be rainy and she's insisting I get my ass outdoors today. She's very persuasive, she's throwing donuts out the door.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Okay, Betty has warned me that today is the day to go forth and seek beauty. tomorrow is going to be rainy and she's insisting I get my ass outdoors today. She's very persuasive, she's throwing donuts out the door.

She's good.
 
Betty is happy.
I spent a lovely afternoon exploring nature and being outdoors. It was a gorgeous day out.
 
I had a muse once. Mine was a guy. But he started a new chapter in his life and as such, he took my thoughts and desires with him.....

I'm sure I'll find a new muse ~ I'm holding auditions at 12:00... ;)
 
Honey123 said:
I had a muse once. Mine was a guy. But he started a new chapter in his life and as such, he took my thoughts and desires with him.....

I'm sure I'll find a new muse ~ I'm holding auditions at 12:00... ;)
Is that pm or am? ;)
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Seen her? Yeah, that lazy bitch is still asleep in my bed. I'm sending her home now.


send her here instead...I need a muse...does she do windows?
 
Oh god. Talking to my muse is just as hard as finding my "inner child"; I just can't do it. Can't or won't...I don't know. I'd like to, though, I'd like to meet these new people that are around me and watching over me and all that.

Maybe in time they'll let me meet them.
 
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