Anyone for a nightcap?

[midwestyankee]

Well, as it isn't quite 3 pm here, I have not yet begun to drink. Especially since I need to drive to the store for food and alcohol, its best that I wait until after I have driven. I'll let you know when I get back.

The reason I popped in early is because I heard a rumor that the shirtless AV might be making a return appearance. Can you wait until I get back from the store, please?

Is J Mo messing with the women's minds around here again?

 

[LilyBart]

Are you a singer, LB? Or are you messing with me?

That depends on how you define singing.

 

[Shankara20]

but I also thought that you might have let your kindness show to dear shanks by now.

what he said


please
*sounds of Shank struggling to get up off his knees*
getting old is a pain....

 

[LilyBart]

Is J Mo messing with the women's minds around here again?

I could have sworn that you were the one who said it, not JM.

 

[midwestyankee]

I could have sworn that you were the one who said it, not JM.

I doubt if any aspect of the yankster will be around these parts this evening, so you'll all just have to get your jollies from the whoopie pies.

 

[LilyBart]

what he said


please
*sounds of Shank struggling to get up off his knees*
getting old is a pain....

I'll think on this.
I have resolved to get rid of all my granny panties. I'm guessing you don't want those....

 

[LilyBart]

I doubt if any aspect of the yankster will be around these parts this evening, so you'll all just have to get your jollies from the whoopie pies.

But you said you would!

Right here.

 

[midwestyankee]

But you said you would!

Right here.

Did your wishful thinking prevent you from seeing the "may" in that single sentence.

 

[LilyBart]

Did your wishful thinking prevent you from seeing the "may" in that single sentence.

Apparently.

 

[midwestyankee]

Apparently.

Go get your groceries and your booze. There may be a nice reward for you when you return.

 

[Shankara20]

I'll think on this.
I have resolved to get rid of all my granny panties. I'm guessing you don't want those....

guess again girl friend!!!!

panties is panties!!!!
and your panties are....

welll

your panties!

 

[gypsy*seer]

Yow! Was expecting to have a nightcap! *covers eyes and scoots away*
(with undies intact)

 

[midwestyankee]

Yow! Was expecting to have a nightcap! *covers eyes and scoots away*
(with undies intact)

I think that shanks will accept nightcaps too, especially if they've spent any time off the head and in and around the sweetest entrance.

 

[Keroin]

I doubt if any aspect of the yankster will be around these parts this evening, so you'll all just have to get your jollies from the whoopie pies.

I wish.

*Sighs and looks at a box of stale crackers*

What are whoppie pies, BTW? Or maybe I don't want to know.

*Sighs and ties a carrot into a knot*

 

[gypsy*seer]

I think that shanks will accept nightcaps too, especially if they've spent any time off the head and in and around the sweetest entrance.

Can't say that I actually have a "nightcap"....or granny panties for that matter....

 

[gypsy*seer]

I wish.

*Sighs and looks at a box of stale crackers*

What are whoppie pies, BTW? Or maybe I don't want to know.

*Sighs and ties a carrot into a knot*

Methinks knotted carrots MUST belong in a martini...only!
LMAO!
You poor thing!

 

[midwestyankee]

I wish.

*Sighs and looks at a box of stale crackers*

What are whoppie pies, BTW? Or maybe I don't want to know.

*Sighs and ties a carrot into a knot*

Whoopie pies are sandwiches made from a pair of large cookie-sized bits of chocolate cake with a creamy vanilla frosting in the middle.

 

[gypsy*seer]

Whoopie pies are sandwiches made from a pair of large cookie-sized bits of chocolate cake with a creamy vanilla frosting in the middle.

Hey! Shirtless is back.....careful, you're going to make LB twitchy with the change thing!

 

[midwestyankee]

Hey! Shirtless is back.....careful, you're going to make LB twitchy with the change thing!

I think that this is change she can salivate over.

 

[gypsy*seer]

I think that this is change she can salivate over.

Yank, are you 'attention whoring' again?

 

[midwestyankee]

Yank, are you 'attention whoring' again?

Not even close. Just doing my part to keep the women wet and wild.

 

[wicked woman]

Not even close. Just doing my part to keep the women wet and wild.

works for me...much more than the hot dogs and hoopie pies.


evening Gypsy.

 

[gypsy*seer]

works for me...much more than the hot dogs and hoopie pies.


evening Gypsy.

Hiya Wicked!

Soooo much better than food....hmmm?

 

[LilyBart]

Yay! It looks like I got back from the grocery store just in time!

I've just poured a Toad Hollow Chard which is a fine accompaniment to my viewing pleasures.

Now, does ITW know about the AV change?



And yes, this is my favorite AV, Mr Yanks.

~LB

 

[LilyBart]

Can't say that I actually have a "nightcap"....or granny panties for that matter....

works for me...much more than the hot dogs and hoopie pies.


evening Gypsy.

I don't own a nightcap either. And I really don't know how or why I managed to buy any granny panties.

I don't mind food AVs so much as the rapid rotation of the AVs. And even though I love fluffernutter sandwiches, I find it a bit tough talking to a sandwich. Or a donought, for that matter.

Cheers ww, g*s and all!
I think we need a cocktail glass smilie for this thread...

~LB